Bruce Jenner Is A Transsexual. There You Have It.

October 17th, 2013 // 29 Comments
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This sexy bitch is a dude? Get outta here.

When Kim Kardashian divorced Kris Humphries, he was immediately smeared as a verbally abusive. When Lamar Odom started cheating on Khloe Kardashian, he was outed as a crack addict. And now that Bruce Jenner left Kris to pursue a simpler life of golf and R/C helicopters instead of hand-feeding their children into the Hollywood machine, he’s being outed as a cross-dresser who loves the feel of a silk nightie upon his Olympian breasts. Star reports:

“Bruce has a feminine side,” our source reveals. “He likes growing his hair out, likes getting manicures and pedicures and won’t leave his house without his diamond earrings. And he’s obsessed with plucking his eyebrows!”
To Star readers, the 63-year-old’s feminine qualities are no surprise. Two years ago, we first reported his fetish with cross-dressing, and now, more sources are coming forward that echo our original report — including details about how he “borrowed” stepdaughter Kim Kardashian’s lingerie!
“Kris has told Bruce that she will reveal his secret if he doesn’t go along with her plans about their split or their show,” the insider adds.

Of course, this would explain how Kris talked him into filming their separation, but then again, so would that episode where Bruce bought her a gun like an idiot which I’m pretty sure can be aimed at Kendall and/or Kylie‘s head. As for how I even know such an episode exists, funny story- *pops cyanide capsule*

Photos: INFphoto, Pacific Coast News

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  1. if I had to use a bathroom after kim kardashian krop dusted it, i would give up on women too.

  2. Unless Bruce has three or four extra asses hidden somewhere, good luck wearing Kim’s “borrowed” panties.

    • He wore it as a mankini, à la Borat.

      • In which case, good for him for being inventive. He’s a grown man and isn’t hurting anyone, so if that’s what floats his boat and brings him comfort, it’s none of my fucking business. I refuse to support that toxic bitch Kris Kardashian, who thinks she’ll paint herself as a put-upon victim yet again by outing something about his private life. As far as I’m concerned, he has nothing to be ashamed of here.

      • You’ll get no argument from me.

  3. cc

    I hear the best way to clear the stench of Kardashian is to rub your face with a yam.

  4. Ok…now explain why he’s orange.

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    Eejut
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    I hope he goes full-on OJ on the entire family.

  6. anonymous

    Hard to believe he was an Olympics/sports god back in the day. He’s a fucking clown now.

  7. Stef

    He is the best and only good thing about this entire family, let’s leave the poor man alone!

  8. Bane

    I’m sensing a pattern here. Like the article says, any guy that pisses of one of the Kartrashian whores, gets the “treatment” in the press.

  9. Limp Ponytail

    Pretty sure I’m going to have nightmares now. This is one creepy-ass pic,

  10. Inner Retard

    This story is a LIE! I know because the writer made one simple mistake: there is no way anyone could wear Kim Kardashian’s lingerie… who is not called Kardashian or belongs in the family of Cetacea.

  11. *shrug*

    This is still one of the least disturbing stories to ever come out of this family.

    • I dunno, the fact that you’d plant that sort of information – true or not – about your kids’ father is pretty fucking disturbing to me.

      • Compared to brokering out your own daughter’s sex tape? This is almost wholesome by comparison. Mind you, the discussion is sort of academic at this point.

  12. transsexual>>>>>>>urinal.

  13. Honestly, I would think being outed as a crossdresser is less degrading than being around those soul sucking demons.

  14. Trying to slander the only good person on that whole show, color me shocked. So glad he is finally free of those vermin.

  15. Let’s face it…Bruce Jenner is an asshole. He’s a Conservative screwball who apparently enjoys looking like a dried up old woman. Yeah, he married into a pit of vipers. Too bad, but he is an adult. But let’s get things straight. Some are calling him a transsexual, some are calling him a transvestite. Rarely is someone both.

  16. People, please! His reputation is at stake!

  17. robb7

    Who cares if he’s a cross-dresser — but let’s face it, he’s as big a shit as the rest of ‘em. He made his reality TV money, ignored his own sons, and allowed that cunty wife of his to troll out his two younger daughter and do pretty much whatever she wanted. So, no pity for the Brucilla!

  18. So, he was staying around the Kardashians because he was hoping to use Khloe as a woman suit?

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    Mama Pinkus
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    I am so f***ing old I remember when he was hot.

  20. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face
    KC
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    This is a shot from the Raiders of the Lost Arc remake where the Nazi melts at the end.

  21. Alphonso

    I hope Bruce doesn’t go for black cock like the rest of the family, that would be too much!

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