Brooklyn Decker Brought These to the ACMs and Other News

April 4th, 2011 // 20 Comments

- Denise Richards left the country to avoid Charlie Sheen‘s show. [Popeater]

- Johnny Depp slimes a bunch of kids in the face with his hose. Nothing wrong here. [Dlisted]

- Reese Witherspoon sold her wedding pictures to People. [Just Jared]

- Meanwhile, Ryan Phillipe took Amanda Seyfried to Paris: City of Oops! I knocked up my ex Lights. [Lainey Gossip]

- Emma Roberts debuts the Taylor Momsen Casual Collection. [Hollywood Tuna]

- It turns out Vanessa Hudgens was just beating Elizabeth Taylor‘s moves this whole time. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Joe Jonas used to have a day job. [theCHIVE]

- Hot chicks with power tools. [Maxim]

- Irina Shayk shaved her legs. [Popoholic]

- Victoria’s Secret Models before and after pregnancy pics. [TooFab]

- Celebrities getting slimed at the Kids’ Choice Awards. [BuzzFeed]

- Celebrity Wardrobe Malfunctions Gallery: (Read: Nipples!) [Celebslam]

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  1. Chinny

    Brought what? A seat cushion strapped to her chest? Call me when there’s cleav.

  2. dpbefun

    I would do her…in the butt.

  3. James

    In the first photo, I think her other breast is lactating.

  4. LIly

    The ACM (academy of country music) awards were last night. NOT the CMAs (country music awards). The CMAs are in november.

  5. Klaxon33

    Andy Roddick got lucky. He will be bald in 3 years.

  6. Deacon Jones

    Wow…

    I’m going to have to dust of the ole’ tennis raquet.

  7. ugh

    you have a disgusting face, just go away already

  8. TomFrank

    You linked to Brittany Snow/Maxim last week. Goddamnit—you wasted 30 seconds of my life by making me click on a link I’d already seen! The only more egregious waste of my time would be the 3 minutes I spent confirming that you linked to this last week and then typing up this comment.

  9. bs

    Fake dyed hair, fake false eyelashes, fake tits. The Miley Cyrus blow up doll is probably more lifelike than this broad. I bet it’s probably more interesting to talk to as well.

    • minx

      I disagree about the fake tits part. They’re clearly real, kind of on a sloppy side even. The face has a definite piggy quality to it, very short-nosed. But she seems like a nice girl. I even feel bad judging her.

  10. She has the most beautiful eyes.

    • Douchey McDouchealot

      If by “eyes” you mean ‘tits’, and by “beautiful” you mean ‘weird & wonky looking’, then yes, I agree.

  11. the one

    when you’re past fourtee, YOU DO THESE THINGS!!

  12. vitobonespur

    I don’t know what’s wrong with the rest of you people, but I think she’s hotter than habaneros. And after careful consideration I believe I want to have her baby.

  13. Carlos Estevez'a libido

    I would give her the high hard one in more ways than I can currently imagine

  14. Manowl

    Is there some kind of thinktank that can determine, using scientific methods, whether her boobs are fake or real? I would say real (of the boobalicious variety), but I am just an average joe, without the skills or the experience to make THE ULTIMATE CALL. Also, I have never touched a fake boob (true story).

    PS: I have touched some regular boobs in my time, for any naysayers out there.

  15. Flaming Hand

    Too bad she don´t have a twin, the three of us could made a double decker sandwich in my bed…

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