Well, Good Morning, Brooklyn Decker in a Bikini, and Other News

April 9th, 2012 // 12 Comments

- And good morning to you, too, pair of breasts wearing bunny ears. [theCHIVE]

- Thomas Kinkade is pissing on things in Heaven now. [Dlisted]

- So apparently the pitch for Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s new show was, “And then she jerks everybody off.” [BuzzFeed]

- Justin Bieber took Selena Gomez to Subway. Someone should probably stop reading “A Tiger Wood’s Guide To Banging On The Cheap.” [Lainey Gossip]

- Chuck Norris vs. Tetris [Heavy]

- Heidi Klum pulls the trigger on divorce from Seal. Goddamn you, camera room! [TooFab]

- Emily Ratalkjiwoijoiwickzkiz is better than my morning coffee. [Popoholic]

- Here’s Bristol Palin, daughter of a millionaire, on a book tour complaining about Levi Johnston not paying her child support. Let that sink in. [IDLYITW]

- Is Minka Kelly still sexy picking up dog shit? Yes. Yes, she is. [Celebslam]

- Of course LeAnn Rimes is writing a tell-all book about her own affair. [Starpulse]

- Michael Bay doesn’t care for Asians. That’s how I chose to read this. [FilmDrunk]

- Beyonce‘s tweeting old bikini pictures of herself now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- 25 Epic Cheerleading Fails [Bleacher Report]

- Katrina Bowden does FHM. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Republicans don’t like a dancing Latina woman’s new video? Get the fuck out. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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  1. her torso looks really weird

    • RJ

      She’s in shape, uncommon for 50% of women in America today.

      • browny

        And 65% of men. ugh, if only men looked like Marky Mark…. *sigh. guys I work with… ewwwwwwwwww bunch o’ slobs, or just kind of soft and out of shape.

  2. Richard McBeef

    that’s a good angle to hide her moderately freakish giraffe neck that has minimal bearing on my desire to wreck that woman while she eats leaves from the highest branches.

  3. Nina

    Way back when I used to work at a Tasti D Lite in Manhattan. Brooklyn used to live nearby in an apartment that she shared with another super hot female model and some seriously hot male model. They used to come in all the time. She was literally the sweetest, most down to earth chick you have ever met. I’m not surprised that she took off so much in her career. Side-note, she told me she was named after a horse ;). Go Brooklyn! Looking hot!

    • Frank Burns

      Nina still works with me at the Tasti D Lite in Manhattan, and while generally an affable co-worker, sometimes Nina gets high by snorting the powder used to make the soft-serve ice cream. Then, she stands at the counter completing imaginary orders from super models, celebrities, and historical figures, and once had a very loud, profanity-laden argument between her, Marcel Proust, and that girl who played Felicity. Nina remains pissed that the whole argument turned out to be a ruse by which the other two could get kicked out of the store without paying for their soft-serve.

  4. It’s so sad the way these girls ruin natural beauty by starving themselves. She looks like a hot chick who just spent 2 weeks tied up in a basement surviving on apples and water.

    She’d definitely be smoking with 15 more pounds on her, but right now I’d take the hot girls at mall before her. Emaciated does not equal sexy to me. Sorry.

  5. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
    Mike Walker
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    Out of frame: Roadrunner driving away in a steamroller.

  6. I’m hoping this means that Courtney Stodden is getting her own post today…it deserves the Fish treatment!

  7. judgingyou

    Something always looks off about her proportions to me. The torso maybe? Hips?

  8. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
    yep
    Commented on this photo:

    god damn she has a tiny tummy! not fair.

  9. Brooklyn Decker Bikini
    mine is like putting a banna between two oranges
    Commented on this photo:

    didnt she used to have really big boobs :(

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