Well, Good Morning, Brooklyn Decker in a Bikini, and Other News

- And good morning to you, too, pair of breasts wearing bunny ears. [theCHIVE]

- Thomas Kinkade is pissing on things in Heaven now. [Dlisted]

- So apparently the pitch for Jennifer Love Hewitt’s new show was, “And then she jerks everybody off.” [BuzzFeed]

- Justin Bieber took Selena Gomez to Subway. Someone should probably stop reading “A Tiger Wood’s Guide To Banging On The Cheap.” [Lainey Gossip]

- Chuck Norris vs. Tetris [Heavy]

- Heidi Klum pulls the trigger on divorce from Seal. Goddamn you, camera room! [TooFab]

- Emily Ratalkjiwoijoiwickzkiz is better than my morning coffee. [Popoholic]

- Here’s Bristol Palin, daughter of a millionaire, on a book tour complaining about Levi Johnston not paying her child support. Let that sink in. [IDLYITW]

- Is Minka Kelly still sexy picking up dog shit? Yes. Yes, she is. [Celebslam]

- Of course LeAnn Rimes is writing a tell-all book about her own affair. [Starpulse]

- Michael Bay doesn’t care for Asians. That’s how I chose to read this. [FilmDrunk]

- Beyonce’s tweeting old bikini pictures of herself now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- 25 Epic Cheerleading Fails [Bleacher Report]

- Katrina Bowden does FHM. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Republicans don’t like a dancing Latina woman’s new video? Get the fuck out. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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