Brooke Hogan’s new reality show Brooke Knows Best debuts on Sunday, and she’s busting her Adam’s apple promoting the pilot. She did the always stalwart bikini posing in Miami except the photographer got a little too close to her bad side (i.e. the face.) Then Brooke jetted off to New York City to work the talk show circuit where she felt stripper heels were appropriate attire. If you’re wondering how I know those are stripper heels, it’s all about research. Lots and lots of research. So much research that maybe I can’t afford rent and have been living on ketchup packets. I’m a dedicated journalist.
Photos: The Sun, Splash News
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | July 9, 2008 at 10:26 am
You could power the space shuttle with all the silicone on this bimbo.
kingofbeer | July 9, 2008 at 10:26 am
I’d hit it
Dr Spock | July 9, 2008 at 10:27 am
Another worthless no talent famous celebrity daughter self absorbed bitch.
cat | July 9, 2008 at 10:31 am
such a manly face…. its sad she tries so hard to be hot.
cat | July 9, 2008 at 10:31 am
such a manly face…. its sad she tries so hard to be hot.
bah | July 9, 2008 at 10:32 am
who the fuck is going to watch this show?
you’d have to have a hole in your….
oh
oh shi
meeghan | July 9, 2008 at 10:34 am
ewww… she’s really creepy looking up close like that. jeez…
Deacon Jones | July 9, 2008 at 10:40 am
Holy shit, Ive gone on record before saying id fuck her, but whew!
Her face looks like the 35 yr old tranny from New Orleans I almost fucked
35 yr old tranny from New Orleans | July 9, 2008 at 10:43 am
Thanks Deacon…..!
English Bob | July 9, 2008 at 10:46 am
Come on guys you know you’d love to fuck her while The Hulkster watched bound and gagged in a cage…..No?…..Just me?……Oh, O.K…!!
Veroonica | July 9, 2008 at 10:54 am
I wonder what Nick would look like in makeup, wig, and bikini.
I’ll have to ask his cellmate.
pirhan | July 9, 2008 at 11:10 am
Why does her face look superimposed?
veggi | July 9, 2008 at 11:10 am
Wow, in one pic that dude is almost whipping out her cock!
NEV | July 9, 2008 at 11:10 am
I CANT LOOK AT THIS BITCH WITH OUT SEEING A HANDLE BAR MUSTACHE. ITS THE HULKSTER WITH TITS. MAKES ME WANNA VOMIT.
Andy | July 9, 2008 at 11:13 am
#12 said what I thought. The bikini pics look like photoshop compositions.
Still, in those other pics, I think it’s nice of her to take her pig for a walk.
Bob | July 9, 2008 at 11:16 am
Something has massively been photoshopped there. Her head / skin doesn’t look right at all.
veggi | July 9, 2008 at 11:23 am
Between Brooke and John, I don’t know which one takes weirder head shots.
tanya | July 9, 2008 at 11:27 am
Daddy’s little girl
veggi | July 9, 2008 at 11:38 am
Congrats Fish! This is way better than gossiping about some stupid random mud puppy!
carlos | July 9, 2008 at 11:42 am
Love Brooke Hogan,. She is fierce
All u people who are haters are probably ugly
carlos | July 9, 2008 at 11:42 am
Love Brooke Hogan,. She is fierce
All u people who are haters are probably ugly
Karma | July 9, 2008 at 11:44 am
ew her makeup is awful….her face is so much lighter than her body.
blah | July 9, 2008 at 11:47 am
mmm sexy mustache!!!
Ming Wing the Electrolysis Technician | July 9, 2008 at 11:48 am
She need give some she body hair to she daddy’s head.
milan8888 | July 9, 2008 at 11:51 am
SHe looks like Corey Feldman
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Harry Ballzack | July 9, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Somebody correct me if I’m wrong …. but isn’t the name “Hulk Hogan” a ficticious name? Made up by Terry Bollea to promote himself in the world of professional wrestling?
So How is it that his douche-bag daughter and golden enima-bulb son use the name “Hogan” with such hollow frequency? It isn’t even a real name.
Writers like the Fish here (and I use the term ‘writer’ loosley) keep calling them “The Hogans” to the point that they actually believe that’s their name now.
IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT FISH – GIVE IT A REST
Ted Mosby | July 9, 2008 at 12:07 pm
She looks moustached in the first two pictures.
Bigheadmike | July 9, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Something doesnt look right in the photos….
Yeah? So? | July 9, 2008 at 12:19 pm
@#29: So? That’s it? You just like making cryptic remarks?
Grunion | July 9, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Cruel irony = Brooke Hogans face
Clem | July 9, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Her new show would get rating if they called it was it was ie. HeMan.
Famous Plastic | July 9, 2008 at 12:28 pm
It appears that Shauna Sand has gained some weight….
pete | July 9, 2008 at 12:37 pm
I dunno…I guess…I just…I dunno.
I guess if a dick popped out I’d suck it, just to see what that’s like.
Sportsdvl | July 9, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Good point on her use of the name “Hogan”
Oh, #26 – that’s actually a pretty cute troll name. But, my gf just got scraped clean so no more yeast!!! Yippee!!!
D Scott | July 9, 2008 at 1:01 pm
How does nobody realize how insanely Photoshopped this is? It’s like Gary Coleman’s face on Mr. T’s body!!
BooHooCoon | July 9, 2008 at 1:03 pm
#21 Carlos evidently loves the cock
theserelaityshowsaresoinsaneandkooky | July 9, 2008 at 1:15 pm
her dad did a good job on her bikini wax.
STOP THESE REALITY SHOWS!!!
IF OBAMA DOES NOT TAKE A STAND TO BAN THEM THEN HE DOES NOT GET MY VOTE.
pizza-faced superficial dorks | July 9, 2008 at 1:16 pm
I remember the losers in highschool always used to put down the girls because they could never get a date
gerard Vandenberg | July 9, 2008 at 1:23 pm
You think you can make us forget the DUMB actions of your father?
- DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!
Serious Royale | July 9, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Wow I can’t believe she has her own show. Can’t wait to watch the train wreck!
-Serious
http://www.materialbitch.com
Hemlock Queen | July 9, 2008 at 1:41 pm
I think she’s a beautiful girl. Too much makeup at times. But beautiful. Just because she isn’t an anorexic waif doesn’t make her ugly. Oh, and her tits are real. Dumbasses.
moneil | July 9, 2008 at 1:43 pm
i cant believe shes getting her own show too! if you love gossip, check out http://www.kwanzoo.com for movie and celeb trivia!
me | July 9, 2008 at 1:46 pm
AH my eyes! WTF is wrong with her face. She looks like a man trying to look like a woman.
shucks | July 9, 2008 at 2:21 pm
this just proves that it doesn’t matter how ugly or stupid you are, you can be famous.
pfah | July 9, 2008 at 2:27 pm
if Corey Feldman was a woman, he’d look exactly like Brooke Hogan.
actually, he’d probably look better.
Sparqi | July 9, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Scroll your browser window down so you can only see from the next down. Scha-wing!!
Just don’t make the mistake of looking at the face.
So…confused…
crazypants | July 9, 2008 at 3:00 pm
she’s hot. huge and hot. c’mon pic #6 in full stride showing off her awesome legs and that dress is hot on her.
9 out of 10 guys would stop and stare at her if she passed them on the street in that outfit and they’d want her.
Ferdinand Narcos | July 9, 2008 at 3:06 pm
I would fuck her,her mom and maybe Hulk too,but that’s just how I roll bitches.
IdoubleDIP | July 9, 2008 at 3:08 pm
The Superficial Writer is quite correct about her heels. Clear heels are reserved exclusively for strippers. Probably some trick with lights shining through them when they go upside down on a pole and put their feet in the air.