Brooke Hogan knows how to promote a show (Read: This post has boobies.)

July 9th, 2008 // 89 Comments

Brooke Hogan’s new reality show Brooke Knows Best debuts on Sunday, and she’s busting her Adam’s apple promoting the pilot. She did the always stalwart bikini posing in Miami except the photographer got a little too close to her bad side (i.e. the face.) Then Brooke jetted off to New York City to work the talk show circuit where she felt stripper heels were appropriate attire. If you’re wondering how I know those are stripper heels, it’s all about research. Lots and lots of research. So much research that maybe I can’t afford rent and have been living on ketchup packets. I’m a dedicated journalist.

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  1. You could power the space shuttle with all the silicone on this bimbo.

  2. kingofbeer

    I’d hit it

  3. Dr Spock

    Another worthless no talent famous celebrity daughter self absorbed bitch.

  4. cat

    such a manly face…. its sad she tries so hard to be hot.

  5. cat

    such a manly face…. its sad she tries so hard to be hot.

  6. bah

    who the fuck is going to watch this show?

    you’d have to have a hole in your….
    oh

    oh shi

  7. meeghan

    ewww… she’s really creepy looking up close like that. jeez…

  8. Deacon Jones

    Holy shit, Ive gone on record before saying id fuck her, but whew!

    Her face looks like the 35 yr old tranny from New Orleans I almost fucked

  9. 35 yr old tranny from New Orleans

    Thanks Deacon…..!

  10. English Bob

    Come on guys you know you’d love to fuck her while The Hulkster watched bound and gagged in a cage…..No?…..Just me?……Oh, O.K…!!

  11. Veroonica

    I wonder what Nick would look like in makeup, wig, and bikini.

    I’ll have to ask his cellmate.

  12. pirhan

    Why does her face look superimposed?

  13. veggi

    Wow, in one pic that dude is almost whipping out her cock!

  14. NEV

    I CANT LOOK AT THIS BITCH WITH OUT SEEING A HANDLE BAR MUSTACHE. ITS THE HULKSTER WITH TITS. MAKES ME WANNA VOMIT.

  15. Andy

    #12 said what I thought. The bikini pics look like photoshop compositions.

    Still, in those other pics, I think it’s nice of her to take her pig for a walk.

  16. Bob

    Something has massively been photoshopped there. Her head / skin doesn’t look right at all.

  17. veggi

    Between Brooke and John, I don’t know which one takes weirder head shots.

  18. tanya

    Daddy’s little girl

  19. veggi

    Congrats Fish! This is way better than gossiping about some stupid random mud puppy!

  20. carlos

    Love Brooke Hogan,. She is fierce
    All u people who are haters are probably ugly

  21. carlos

    Love Brooke Hogan,. She is fierce
    All u people who are haters are probably ugly

  22. Karma

    ew her makeup is awful….her face is so much lighter than her body.

  23. blah

    mmm sexy mustache!!!

  24. Ming Wing the Electrolysis Technician

    She need give some she body hair to she daddy’s head.

  25. milan8888

    SHe looks like Corey Feldman

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  27. Harry Ballzack

    Somebody correct me if I’m wrong …. but isn’t the name “Hulk Hogan” a ficticious name? Made up by Terry Bollea to promote himself in the world of professional wrestling?
    So How is it that his douche-bag daughter and golden enima-bulb son use the name “Hogan” with such hollow frequency? It isn’t even a real name.
    Writers like the Fish here (and I use the term ‘writer’ loosley) keep calling them “The Hogans” to the point that they actually believe that’s their name now.
    IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT FISH – GIVE IT A REST

  28. Ted Mosby

    She looks moustached in the first two pictures.

  29. Bigheadmike

    Something doesnt look right in the photos….

  30. Yeah? So?

    @#29: So? That’s it? You just like making cryptic remarks?

  31. Grunion

    Cruel irony = Brooke Hogans face

  32. Clem

    Her new show would get rating if they called it was it was ie. HeMan.

  33. It appears that Shauna Sand has gained some weight….

  34. pete

    I dunno…I guess…I just…I dunno.

    I guess if a dick popped out I’d suck it, just to see what that’s like.

  35. Good point on her use of the name “Hogan”

    Oh, #26 – that’s actually a pretty cute troll name. But, my gf just got scraped clean so no more yeast!!! Yippee!!!

  36. D Scott

    How does nobody realize how insanely Photoshopped this is? It’s like Gary Coleman’s face on Mr. T’s body!!

  37. BooHooCoon

    #21 Carlos evidently loves the cock

  38. theserelaityshowsaresoinsaneandkooky

    her dad did a good job on her bikini wax.

    STOP THESE REALITY SHOWS!!!
    IF OBAMA DOES NOT TAKE A STAND TO BAN THEM THEN HE DOES NOT GET MY VOTE.

  39. pizza-faced superficial dorks

    I remember the losers in highschool always used to put down the girls because they could never get a date

  40. You think you can make us forget the DUMB actions of your father?
    - DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!

  41. Wow I can’t believe she has her own show. Can’t wait to watch the train wreck!

    -Serious
    http://www.materialbitch.com

  42. Hemlock Queen

    I think she’s a beautiful girl. Too much makeup at times. But beautiful. Just because she isn’t an anorexic waif doesn’t make her ugly. Oh, and her tits are real. Dumbasses.

  43. moneil

    i cant believe shes getting her own show too! if you love gossip, check out http://www.kwanzoo.com for movie and celeb trivia!

  44. me

    AH my eyes! WTF is wrong with her face. She looks like a man trying to look like a woman.

  45. shucks

    this just proves that it doesn’t matter how ugly or stupid you are, you can be famous.

  46. pfah

    if Corey Feldman was a woman, he’d look exactly like Brooke Hogan.

    actually, he’d probably look better.

  47. Sparqi

    Scroll your browser window down so you can only see from the next down. Scha-wing!!

    Just don’t make the mistake of looking at the face.

    So…confused…

  48. crazypants

    she’s hot. huge and hot. c’mon pic #6 in full stride showing off her awesome legs and that dress is hot on her.

    9 out of 10 guys would stop and stare at her if she passed them on the street in that outfit and they’d want her.

  49. Ferdinand Narcos

    I would fuck her,her mom and maybe Hulk too,but that’s just how I roll bitches.

  50. IdoubleDIP

    The Superficial Writer is quite correct about her heels. Clear heels are reserved exclusively for strippers. Probably some trick with lights shining through them when they go upside down on a pole and put their feet in the air.

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