These are shots of Brooke Hogan returning to her New York City hotel last night after a busy day promoting her reality show Brooke Knows Best which debuts Sunday. It looks like she brought all her marketable assets to the table. I’m of course talking about her smile and bubbling persona- PFFT! Ha ha ha! I’m sorry, I couldn’t keep a straight face. So, was the braless top a PR strategy to distract from the man-chin? Misson: Accomplished. Until right now – someone throw a brick at my groin.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News
Ted Mosby | July 11, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Nipples galore.
Que | July 11, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Que nice!
Jimbo | July 11, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Ordinarily I’d say “let me motorboat those funbags!” but in Brooke’s case I always think “I wonder how much she’s benchin’?”
FCS | July 11, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Apparently it’s mediocre looking chicks with big fake breasts day on the superficial..
Bout time.
alisa | July 11, 2008 at 2:59 pm
she actually looks really good here…. good job brooke…. but i hate those shoes and she wears them all the time.. reminds me of a hooker cinderella
alisa | July 11, 2008 at 3:00 pm
she looks really good here…. good job brooke…. but i hate those shoes and she wears them all the time.. reminds me of a hooker cinderella
Derek J. | July 11, 2008 at 3:00 pm
“Brooke, there’s a Mr. Rodriguez here who would like to see you…”
B | July 11, 2008 at 3:02 pm
two words:
bridge troll.
husbandclothes.com | July 11, 2008 at 3:04 pm
What are you talkin’ about?
She TOTALLY has on a bra.
I think she looks pretty. I like Brooke Hogan. Not a huge Hulk Hogan fan, but Brooke seems nice and cool and…likable.
;)
MT | July 11, 2008 at 3:04 pm
And a PENIS!!! If you’re into that kind of thing. Mmmmm hermaphrodity!
Sometimes you want a taco and a hot dog for dinner, not me per se, but some people do… Having sex with her is like having a threesome!
syn | July 11, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Wow – she REALLY looks like her mom.
Karen | July 11, 2008 at 3:08 pm
I don’t know, she seems likable enough. She’s definitely the only one of the “Hogans” who is at least a little bit tolerable. I like how she’s been able to stay close to her dad through thick and thin, even using one of his bandannas each day to tuck it back.
Where's Darkwing Duck? | July 11, 2008 at 3:10 pm
@11
Really Really Really Really
‘specially when the pics are small.
da doctor | July 11, 2008 at 3:14 pm
she definately has a Y chromosome.
Cindy | July 11, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Have you ever noticed that she has zero cellulite? Must be the testosterone.
Your mama | July 11, 2008 at 3:17 pm
She should sit on Where’s Darkwing Duck and kill him dead
pete | July 11, 2008 at 3:24 pm
I hate seeing pictures of this chick, because I’m quite sure if we were alone and a little drunk, I’d want her to penetrate me.
Jumpin_J | July 11, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Why do they look like those boobz are trying to run away in opposite directions?
Oh well. At least Phish is trying again to make us happy with end of the week shots of BOOOOBZ!!!! Thanks, guys.
Sell Porn Make Money | July 11, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Me likey big boobey!
TetterkeT | July 11, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Brook Knows Best? More like Brook Knows Breasts! HAHAHA! LMAO! ROFL! LOL.
you pizza-faced losers | July 11, 2008 at 3:29 pm
How are you pizza-faced losers doing today? Still angry that the only girlfriends you’ve ever had are your hands?
Giggles | July 11, 2008 at 3:32 pm
I don’t think those puppies are fake. They are missing the tennis ball look and have the natural “hanging to your knees” look.
p-f loser | July 11, 2008 at 3:33 pm
#21 – come on, put a little more effort into it. At least work in a reference to “mom’s basement.”
Beth | July 11, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Not surprising that a story about a celebrity shemale brought out our resident celebrity defender (#21).
Captain Jack Sparrow | July 11, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Amazon chicks are fun.
Why do they have “Lounge” written on her “Lunch” bag?
Rich | July 11, 2008 at 3:41 pm
It’d be quite a think to reach up and cup a boob in each hand while sucking her cock.
Just sayin’.
veggi | July 11, 2008 at 3:42 pm
lmao @ pics in the middle of the bunch: “Now be a good nigger and hold my bag.”
pistola | July 11, 2008 at 3:56 pm
she’s a sasquach!
DO NOT WANT!
pistola | July 11, 2008 at 3:58 pm
@ #12- HILARIOUS! well done!! haha
Veroonica | July 11, 2008 at 3:59 pm
She better not turn too quickly, she could bash someone’s head in with those things!
Mystery solved!
rumble grumble gurgle roar | July 11, 2008 at 4:11 pm
so…if the hulkster’s atomic thigh drop is his signature wrestling move…what could brook’s be….the atomic booby bash?
rumble grumble gurgle roar | July 11, 2008 at 4:11 pm
so…if the hulkster’s atomic thigh drop is his signature wrestling move…what could brook’s be….the atomic booby bash?
Scott E. | July 11, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Is that Samuel L. Jackson in the background?
kenny | July 11, 2008 at 4:21 pm
if Brooke was smart she would have proven to the world by now that she dosen’t have a cock tucked in between her legs.
Jessica | July 11, 2008 at 4:23 pm
OMG!!! She wears those same clear stripper shoes in EVERY picture I see her in….. HIRE A STYLIST!!!
simplicity | July 11, 2008 at 4:37 pm
why are her pants so freakin high??
I didnt think that was supposed to happen until you’re like 85.
complexity | July 11, 2008 at 4:46 pm
“why are her pants so freakin high??”
To hide her erection.
Disapointed | July 11, 2008 at 4:48 pm
In everyone of these pictures she looks just like that craddle robbing, skank, cougar of a mother of hers…Poor Girl.
Also, How dresses her because i swear her mom was wearing that same outfit at the Royal Rumble in 1990. I dib’t really see her waering it, I was only four but i am sure it was something close.
AT LEAST WEAR A BRA TO KEEP THEM IN THE SAME COUNTIES BROOKE!!!!!
Ted from LA | July 11, 2008 at 5:51 pm
If you are going to wear pants like that, shouldn’t you be required to juggle or make balloon animals?
you fat ass losers | July 11, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Go ahead you fat ass losers. Peck away at your keyboards from your smelly room and don’t let mommy catch you looking at pictures of women. She might take your computer away for a week like last time.
Hawaiian Elitist | July 11, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Typical Floridian White Trash. Stupid Silicone Cow-Pig, Moo Oink Moo Oink…
An old look | July 11, 2008 at 6:30 pm
I did not think someone could actually duplicate the stripper-whore look of her mother to a T, but I believe her daughter has pulled it off!
SueMe | July 11, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Yeah…uh that’s what women possess. Well most of us anyway. Since she looks so much like her dad she sort of looks like a man though.
Kim | July 11, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Wow those are some pointy boobs!
bosendorfer | July 11, 2008 at 10:19 pm
listen, this thing was in part generated from fluids leaked from “Hulk” Hogan’s penis. its brother basically killed a person and has his own reality TV show. as such, would you, the editors of thesuperficial.com PLEASE put a little more thought into who you choose to feature on this site? much of the time i enjoy what i see here, but keep female “Hulk” Hogan trash off. she’s unattractive, oafish, probably uneducated, her dad’s a gross, steroids-addled “wrestler” from the ’80s and she belongs behind the counter of a Chick-fil-A or a Dairy Queen or some comparable surfboard shop/hardware store chain. thank you.
Hemlock Queen | July 12, 2008 at 1:47 am
Gawd! Everytime that girl spackles on makeup and dresses like her mom she turns super fugs.
Now I know you guys would say she’s already ugly, but I just happen to think otherwise.
But only when she doesn’t do THAT to herself. blagh!
gerard Vandenberg | July 12, 2008 at 7:37 am
This woman wants to be FUCKED these days?
Lisa | July 12, 2008 at 8:19 am
She has excelled herself -and possibly the rest of the world- in the fashion faux pas department.
Ted from LA | July 12, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Quit making fun of her. I heard she just found out she has prostate cancer.
daisy | July 12, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Those are some pretty fashionable mom pants.