Brooke Hogan has breasts

The Superficial / July 11, 2008

These are shots of Brooke Hogan returning to her New York City hotel last night after a busy day promoting her reality show Brooke Knows Best which debuts Sunday. It looks like she brought all her marketable assets to the table. I’m of course talking about her smile and bubbling persona- PFFT! Ha ha ha! I’m sorry, I couldn’t keep a straight face. So, was the braless top a PR strategy to distract from the man-chin? Misson: Accomplished. Until right now – someone throw a brick at my groin.