Brooke Hogan: 21 Years of Hiding a Penis

May 6th, 2009 // 169 Comments

Brooke Hogan celebrated her 21st birthday last night at Pure Nightclub in Vegas, and you’d think Hulk would give her a night off from doing the inevitable creepy double-kiss photo. Then again, I’m not practically committing incest with a clone of my daughter, so what do I know? In the meantime, Brooke needs to fire her stylist for making her look more manly than Chuck Norris eating a steak. You can almost hear the penis-tape peeling away just looking at these pics.

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  1. Eww

    She looks like an greyhound.

  2. WTF

    Wow, her plastic surgeon deserves some major kudos. You can’t even see the scar from where he removed the Adam’s Apple!

  3. she looks like tranny

  4. Zoe

    When your dress is giving you a camel toe, you know you’ve gone way too far.

  5. Dread not

    Think Hulk has his girlfriend lay on top of Brooke while they’re doin’ it? That way he can stare right into his daughter’s eyes, while throwin’ his weight behind his motion, transferring all his intentions right to Brook on the bottom. Hey, it ain’t illegal, creepy and freaky, hell, yeah! But it ain’t illegal. And if the inevitable question ever does come up, ‘hey, Hulk, your GF looks just like Brooke. Ever just say WTF and go for it?’ He’s got plausible deniability. They didn’t actually do it. *WINK WINK*

  6. wow

    Drag queen.

  7. kayla

    She looks horrible!!! She looks like she’s 41 in this picture rather then 21 ….WOW

  8. kayla

    She looks horrible!!! She looks like she’s 41 in this picture rather then 21 ….WOW

  9. PAX

    I saw Drag Queens in the early 40´s looking younger and more female than her!

  10. Dave

    Roflcopter goes SWOSH SWOSH SWOSH SWOSH SWOSH

  11. Dave

    Roflcopter goes SWOSH SWOSH SWOSH SWOSH SWOSH

  12. Brooke Hogan

    FUCK ALL OF YOU I HOPE YOU ALL DIE!!!!!!!!!

  13. Yes, if I were her stylist, I probably do not apply makeup that looks like he has a mustache. He’s using his formidable force everyone else to help hold back Impact of the Y chromosome is to see it.

  14. Teri

    She should be on RuPaul’s Drag Race!

  15. big ron

    picture 4, Hulks biggest fantasy. if the one on his right was his other sun.

  16. MyName
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    OMG… A young Robert Plant has taken over Brooke’s body!

  17. jerry drouillard
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    i don’t think she looks like a man. she does look a lot older than 24. i’d have guessed she was in her 30′s.

  18. Commented on this photo:

    Pic #3 shows how fit and sexy she is. No big a## necessary to be a sexy lady, and she is not flat. The look is throwing, however, can’t remember the last time anyone sane wouldn’t want a romp with Brooke Hogan( No suggestions intended).

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