Brooke Hogan celebrated her 21st birthday last night at Pure Nightclub in Vegas, and you’d think Hulk would give her a night off from doing the inevitable creepy double-kiss photo. Then again, I’m not practically committing incest with a clone of my daughter, so what do I know? In the meantime, Brooke needs to fire her stylist for making her look more manly than Chuck Norris eating a steak. You can almost hear the penis-tape peeling away just looking at these pics.
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She looks like an greyhound.
Wow, her plastic surgeon deserves some major kudos. You can’t even see the scar from where he removed the Adam’s Apple!
she looks like tranny
When your dress is giving you a camel toe, you know you’ve gone way too far.
Think Hulk has his girlfriend lay on top of Brooke while they’re doin’ it? That way he can stare right into his daughter’s eyes, while throwin’ his weight behind his motion, transferring all his intentions right to Brook on the bottom. Hey, it ain’t illegal, creepy and freaky, hell, yeah! But it ain’t illegal. And if the inevitable question ever does come up, ‘hey, Hulk, your GF looks just like Brooke. Ever just say WTF and go for it?’ He’s got plausible deniability. They didn’t actually do it. *WINK WINK*
Drag queen.
She looks horrible!!! She looks like she’s 41 in this picture rather then 21 ….WOW
She looks horrible!!! She looks like she’s 41 in this picture rather then 21 ….WOW
I saw Drag Queens in the early 40´s looking younger and more female than her!
Roflcopter goes SWOSH SWOSH SWOSH SWOSH SWOSH
Roflcopter goes SWOSH SWOSH SWOSH SWOSH SWOSH
FUCK ALL OF YOU I HOPE YOU ALL DIE!!!!!!!!!
Great
Yes, if I were her stylist, I probably do not apply makeup that looks like he has a mustache. He’s using his formidable force everyone else to help hold back Impact of the Y chromosome is to see it.
She should be on RuPaul’s Drag Race!
picture 4, Hulks biggest fantasy. if the one on his right was his other sun.