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- Matthew McConaughey has joined the cast of my recurring dream Magic Mike as “Dallas”, the Obi-Wan Kenobi of male strippers. [Huffington Post]
- Rupert Murdoch isn’t the only media mogul with an ass-kicking shogun bride. [Dlisted]
- Jeff Bridges got back into character to promote the Blu-Ray release of The Big Lebowski. (Read: He got really fucking high.) [Lainey Gossip]
- Kate Upton doesn’t have to be in a lingerie to look smangin. [Hollywood Tuna]
- But Lily Aldridge knows it never hurts. [Popoholic]
- Maggie Gyllenhaal feels there haven’t been enough movies that have something to do with her vagina. [FilmDrunk]
- On the opposite end of the spectrum, Janice Dickinson should be wearing as much clothing as possible, at all times. [DrunkenStepfather:NSFW]
- Anne Hathaway is making it harder and harder to remember how awesome her breasts are. [TooFab]
- But these chicks are not. [theCHIVE]
- Shia LaBeouf‘s face was right here once. [IDLYITW]
- Val Kilmer was in MacGruber. That is the only reason his life should be spared in the face of this. [BuzzFeed]
- Amber Rose learned nothing from Elisabetta Canalis. [Bossip]
- Tom Hanks refunded people their money for going to see Larry Crowne. No, really. [The Fab Life]
- Andrew Garfield is your friendly neighborhood L.A. hipster on a scooter. [Just Jared]
- The 20 Hottest Photos of Diora Baird [Heavy]
- Gisele vs. Irina Shayk: The Battle of the WAGS [Bleacher Report]
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megan fox’s porking up a little. which she kinda needed. but fuck her til she gets naked. boring, vacuous mess
Id hit it.
What a face! It looks like a old, used hockey goalie’s blocker.
Looks undoubtedly doable to me!
Glaucoma’s a motherfucker, ain’t it? Take another toke.
Ooh, I want some! (weed – not glaucoma.)
… and she still looks like a man … with fakers. A Kelly Brook post would be nice right about now … and would put this to shame.
What’s less disgusting, body piercings or tatoos?
Um…uh…depends on the person and where the piercings are and where and what the tattoos are…but other than that…no comment… ;o)
Alright FINE! I have tattoos but only one piercing left. The rest grew in…
Depends on where the body piercings are located. Tats are a no no on anyone in my book but if a girl has a tramp stamp all bets are off and I’m out the door.
I’m going to overlook all the obvious problems with Brooke and focus on one thing in particular: When did it become “fashion” to have jorts with the pockets hanging out from the bottom? I’ve seen a lot of famous chicks sporting this look lately. Is it supposed to be alluring or something? Because it makes you look like white trash that can’t afford real short shorts.
I call them coochie cutters. And I’m probably not the only one…
It WAS a 70′s thing. Apparently, the fashion cycle has brought them back.
when the ex-mrs hulk was talking about the hulkster banging dudes – this is who she was referring to
Why is it I see this and feel like fucking a Sequoia?
Imagine dating her…..going to her house….meeting her father…..then seeing her sit on his lap….get ass slaps from him….watching them laugh at his sexual jokes about her. When you go home that night and realise you’re jealous of her father, you realise this is fucked up.
You went to the trouble of constructing this elaborate fantasy but DIDN’T include a threesome with you, Hulk and Hulk-ette? Maybe include other members of the family and make it a real Hulk-town Sausage Jamboree. Oooo-Whee!
She’s a handsome woman.
Or a very sexy man.
this dude has great tits!
Cameron Diaz takes steroids?
I’m glad she’s wearing jean shorts in this photo. I’m getting tired of seeing her penis through her bikini bottoms.
she looks a LOT more palatable from this side. feminine even. would do
The Superficial can do better than this, Brooke WHO?
GURL WHY YOU GOT TWO DAMN PHONES AN NO SHIRT ON?
I’d do him.
Wrong pic, Skippy. You want “him”, check out the 90 pound trannies all over this site.
Better than a 200 lb trannie. At leastyou can beat them up.
Irina Shayk is the Iron Shiek’s pseudonym.
Oh, and why does she have on Sting’s face paint?
Going by the contours of her body, it looks like those shorts are about two inches away from Snatchtown.
Her twat region looks like Aubry O’Day’s
That is not a good body
Still in a bikini because all her shirts are ripped down the middle.
Brooke looks good. I had fantasies i was dating her. then meeting her father. then all of a sudden he would have the urge to f#$k me up. Until now it was just figuratively speaking. Never literal.
Suck it in Brutus!!
she looks good … except for the goofy grin …
I read comments all over the net about her looking like a dude and I just don’t see it. She’s fuckin thick and I love it. Better than that frail shit that we see in magazines and on the red carpet. Nice and thick, healthy and 110% bangable !
I’m with you. I think she looks pretty good. Not a classic Victoria’s Secret type swimsuit model, but she looks better than a lot of the bikini babes on this site.
Orange you glad Brooke has mastered tucking it in!
Giant meaty clit.
Ugh. There’s that mug that looks exactly like her father’s. Put the sunglasses back on.
Hey, when Tom Hanks refunds me the price of my airline ticket because I had to sit through that piece of shit, THEN we’ll talk.
Either you’ve gotta be ok having sex with Hulk Hogan or a paper bag is really in order. If this turns you on, take a trip to Walmart. They’ve got at least 200 Brooke Hogan clones in each store.
“Dad had sex with a guy? Shit. Now I’m going to have to go to the doctor’s and get tested.”
All that’s missing is a pair of roller skates and a drink tray.
Nah, Sonic wouldn’t take her. She’d be bussin tables at the all nude strip club in Matamoros if her father wasn’t famous.
Excellent use of the verb “smang.”
dammit.,.thats my bathing suit…and its freakin sweet comic book themed…i kinda feel like i have to burn it now… but it was a great deal at Target so I’ll just burn the image of her in it…that works
A bet Adam Carolla would fuck this guy.
She is so freaking yesterday in her Daisy Duke shorts. I have
problems with my own mother (don’t we all) but I feel sad for
her kids. Do ya want to your Mom trying to be 22?? Leather
skin trying to compete with her own daughter. Why do these
people have kids??
she have to be honest for once.
so ask her passport and you will know by then she is fourty one years old.
Que yes, yes I would have sex with Hulk Hogan.
Looks man-like…..
Sweet!