Brooke Hogan’s Still in a Bikini and Other News

August 17th, 2011 // 55 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Matthew McConaughey has joined the cast of my recurring dream Magic Mike as “Dallas”, the Obi-Wan Kenobi of male strippers. [Huffington Post]

- Rupert Murdoch isn’t the only media mogul with an ass-kicking shogun bride. [Dlisted]

- Jeff Bridges got back into character to promote the Blu-Ray release of The Big Lebowski. (Read: He got really fucking high.) [Lainey Gossip]

- Kate Upton doesn’t have to be in a lingerie to look smangin. [Hollywood Tuna]

- But Lily Aldridge knows it never hurts. [Popoholic]

- Maggie Gyllenhaal feels there haven’t been enough movies that have something to do with her vagina. [FilmDrunk]

- On the opposite end of the spectrum, Janice Dickinson should be wearing as much clothing as possible, at all times. [DrunkenStepfather:NSFW]

- Anne Hathaway is making it harder and harder to remember how awesome her breasts are. [TooFab]

- But these chicks are not. [theCHIVE]

- Shia LaBeouf‘s face was right here once. [IDLYITW]

- Val Kilmer was in MacGruber. That is the only reason his life should be spared in the face of this. [BuzzFeed]

- Amber Rose learned nothing from Elisabetta Canalis. [Bossip]

- Tom Hanks refunded people their money for going to see Larry Crowne. No, really. [The Fab Life]

- Andrew Garfield is your friendly neighborhood L.A. hipster on a scooter. [Just Jared]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Diora Baird [Heavy]

- Gisele vs. Irina Shayk: The Battle of the WAGS [Bleacher Report]

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  1. megan fox’s porking up a little. which she kinda needed. but fuck her til she gets naked. boring, vacuous mess

  2. Boner

    Id hit it.

  3. Dave Mustaine

    What a face! It looks like a old, used hockey goalie’s blocker.

  4. Dan

    Looks undoubtedly doable to me!

  5. Jack Ketch

    … and she still looks like a man … with fakers. A Kelly Brook post would be nice right about now … and would put this to shame.

  6. Vivian

    What’s less disgusting, body piercings or tatoos?

    • kimmykimkim

      Um…uh…depends on the person and where the piercings are and where and what the tattoos are…but other than that…no comment… ;o)

      Alright FINE! I have tattoos but only one piercing left. The rest grew in…

      • Fletch

        Depends on where the body piercings are located. Tats are a no no on anyone in my book but if a girl has a tramp stamp all bets are off and I’m out the door.

  7. JC

    I’m going to overlook all the obvious problems with Brooke and focus on one thing in particular: When did it become “fashion” to have jorts with the pockets hanging out from the bottom? I’ve seen a lot of famous chicks sporting this look lately. Is it supposed to be alluring or something? Because it makes you look like white trash that can’t afford real short shorts.

  8. scat cat

    when the ex-mrs hulk was talking about the hulkster banging dudes – this is who she was referring to

  9. Brooke Hogan Bikini
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is it I see this and feel like fucking a Sequoia?

  10. DOucHe BaGELs

    Imagine dating her…..going to her house….meeting her father…..then seeing her sit on his lap….get ass slaps from him….watching them laugh at his sexual jokes about her. When you go home that night and realise you’re jealous of her father, you realise this is fucked up.

    • Fester

      You went to the trouble of constructing this elaborate fantasy but DIDN’T include a threesome with you, Hulk and Hulk-ette? Maybe include other members of the family and make it a real Hulk-town Sausage Jamboree. Oooo-Whee!

  11. Satan

    She’s a handsome woman.

  12. Brooke Hogan Bikini
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    Cameron Diaz takes steroids?

  13. Herman the Kid

    I’m glad she’s wearing jean shorts in this photo. I’m getting tired of seeing her penis through her bikini bottoms.

  14. Brooke Hogan Bikini
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    she looks a LOT more palatable from this side. feminine even. would do

  15. The Truth

    The Superficial can do better than this, Brooke WHO?

  16. Brooke Hogan Bikini
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  17. Brooke Hogan Bikini
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    I’d do him.

  18. The Brown Streak

    Irina Shayk is the Iron Shiek’s pseudonym.

  19. The Brown Streak

    Oh, and why does she have on Sting’s face paint?

  20. Brooke Hogan Bikini
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    Going by the contours of her body, it looks like those shorts are about two inches away from Snatchtown.

  21. rican

    Her twat region looks like Aubry O’Day’s

  22. Brooke Hogan Bikini
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    That is not a good body

  23. Still in a bikini because all her shirts are ripped down the middle.

  24. Brooke looks good. I had fantasies i was dating her. then meeting her father. then all of a sudden he would have the urge to f#$k me up. Until now it was just figuratively speaking. Never literal.

  25. Steelerchick

    Suck it in Brutus!!

  26. Brooke Hogan Bikini
    NYC I Banker
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks good … except for the goofy grin …

  27. I read comments all over the net about her looking like a dude and I just don’t see it. She’s fuckin thick and I love it. Better than that frail shit that we see in magazines and on the red carpet. Nice and thick, healthy and 110% bangable !

    • sunnyroberto

      I’m with you. I think she looks pretty good. Not a classic Victoria’s Secret type swimsuit model, but she looks better than a lot of the bikini babes on this site.

  28. Hey Hick Fuck You!

    Orange you glad Brooke has mastered tucking it in!

  29. Brooke Hogan Bikini
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    Giant meaty clit.

  30. Mike D.

    Ugh. There’s that mug that looks exactly like her father’s. Put the sunglasses back on.

  31. Hey, when Tom Hanks refunds me the price of my airline ticket because I had to sit through that piece of shit, THEN we’ll talk.

  32. PoorMaryKelly

    Either you’ve gotta be ok having sex with Hulk Hogan or a paper bag is really in order. If this turns you on, take a trip to Walmart. They’ve got at least 200 Brooke Hogan clones in each store.

  33. Brooke Hogan Bikini
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    “Dad had sex with a guy? Shit. Now I’m going to have to go to the doctor’s and get tested.”

  34. All that’s missing is a pair of roller skates and a drink tray.

    • Fletch

      Nah, Sonic wouldn’t take her. She’d be bussin tables at the all nude strip club in Matamoros if her father wasn’t famous.

  35. Erin

    Excellent use of the verb “smang.”

  36. Brooke Hogan Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    dammit.,.thats my bathing suit…and its freakin sweet comic book themed…i kinda feel like i have to burn it now… but it was a great deal at Target so I’ll just burn the image of her in it…that works

  37. Brooke Hogan Bikini
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    A bet Adam Carolla would fuck this guy.

  38. Brooke Hogan Bikini
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    She is so freaking yesterday in her Daisy Duke shorts. I have
    problems with my own mother (don’t we all) but I feel sad for
    her kids. Do ya want to your Mom trying to be 22?? Leather
    skin trying to compete with her own daughter. Why do these
    people have kids??

  39. forrest gump

    she have to be honest for once.
    so ask her passport and you will know by then she is fourty one years old.

  40. Brooke Hogan Bikini
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    Que yes, yes I would have sex with Hulk Hogan.

  41. Brooke Hogan Bikini
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    Looks man-like…..

  42. Brooke Hogan Bikini
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