Here’s Brooke Hogan in Miami this morning where he’s been reduced to doing canned photo shoots ala Heidi Montag. Although “reduced” is kind of a generous term considering this guy’s success consists entirely of once being an egg fertilized by Hulk Hogan‘s sperm. Perhaps “laterally moved” would’ve been more appropriate plus it in no way suggests Heidi Montag occupies a higher plane of existence. Regardless, nice cans, dude.
(That doesn’t make me gay. I said it with my pants on this time.)
Photos: INFdaily
dang. nice little bit of definition above the bikini line. she’s looking GOOD…
What I always say: remove from your mind whatever you know about her, think only “chick in bikini on beach”, and tell me you wouldn’t be trying to bang her big time.
Seriously.
Like we’re all in the Eric Northman Looks Department here…
How _does_ he manage to tuck-n-tape that dick so well?
For me, size is not important, proportions are…and she’s always well proportioned. She looks especially good in this set.
She looks quite beautiful in picture number 9. She has an amazing smile.
You must be joking, she has an hideous face :-(
Failed remedial English, “john”?
You guys are assholes…
She’s a young woman…give her a break!
These pics don’t frighten me like normal, sh sh she kinda looks good, as in I am having impure thoughts about that body…………..uhoh.
Avast ye mateys. Not a finer fish has graced these seven seas, and from a look at her blow-hole turning my vast Atlantic into a fine fountain, there will be plenty bounty from her capture. Fine oils for the best smelling toilet water, and whale bone for the your lasses to tighten their bellies, which seems to be the fashion these days. Oh, and do not forget the blubber that that those little Urchins of ours love to chew on hours upon hours. Ye must be sharp, however, for only the strongest sailor with the mightiest of harpoons will claim this bounty!
180lbs. of sexy man.
These pics don’t frighten me like normal, sh sh she kinda looks good, as in I am having impure thoughts about that body…………..uhoh.
See what happens when you stick to the prayers, the training and the vitamins?
What, no ass shots?
Gross.
Right, because women are lining up to get some of what you’ve got.
LOL!
I really like the way the water looks in pic18!
It’s gotten good at tucking it’s junk up into it’s butt crack.
What’s this dude crap you speak of? You folks are insane, this chick is definitely hot. She looks better since she shed a few pounds though. I’ve definitely love to have her rock my world.
Jesus, isn’t it creepy that she has to have her brother come to the board as a sock-puppet account and say she looks sexy?
Vaniity Kotero is a sexier dude than this shaved great ape.
When did Cameron Diaz get a sex-change?
I love it…we get mentions of the “Figure 4 Leg Lock” and “Suplexes.”
Her features are just a tad to prominent. If she had a slightly smaller…everything…in her face, she would be a superstar. But instead she’s got you knuckleheads calling her a man and Sasquatch. I admit some of the comments are pretty funny.
I guess she opens herself up to this sort of thing when she decided to be famous like her old man. Failed TV show, failed music career, failed porno career….wait a minute…how many of you could resist watching her get it on? I think it would be awesome to see her XXX tape…she’s strong like a bull and can do some amazing tricks.
Look, she has a slammin body but the face … my god the face … and when you realize she’s also the height and size of an NBA power forward, she is slightly less Cave Manesque than the Geico Neanderthal.
She has TOO MUCH of a GOOD THING.
i’d bang her….what a body!!
How does she hide her penis?
Hot body but with a face of an 50 year old.
i’d fuck it.
HEY! HULK GOT A BOOB JOB
That is a noticeable bulge in his shorts.
Now that her “singing” career and “reality show” career are in the dumper, I wonder how long it will be before she starts her “wrestling” career in either WWE or TNA?
She looks pretty good to me. I’d eat a banana smoothie out of her bung hole.
id B my L on her face.
50? More like 60. But I’d bang it too.
I think she looks good.
She gives me a hard cock. hot blonde with a tight body. She is a million times hotter than Fatina Hendricks.
Her body is pretty decent for a big boned chick but her face is an absolute trainwreck.
I take it back. Her body is actually great for a big boned chick. Her face is still nothing short of a trainwreck.
She looks pretty incredible here.
Where are the pics of her shitter? This girl has the greatest ass, I would climb right up inside her and eat her til she dribbled girlie cum all over my face.
Haters! Haters! Haters! all you fat asses in front of your computers have such big talk. yOU’RE ALL JUST JEALOUS THAT YOU DON’T LOOK THAT GOOD. hATERS HATERS
C’mon Brooke, one more quarter turn, lemme see that great asshole of yours…I need a girl that gives a little back, I am sick of these skinny little spinners…when Brooke pushes back against you YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE GETTING FUCKED. What a body, there is not one dude that has seen her on here that would not fuck her if offered. Probably some bi-chicks that would do her too. I’d suck the cock of the guy that fucked her last for sure.
I’m betting she has a beast of a clitty. I’m talking the size of your thumb!
she looks like a cameron diaz on steroids.lol
I still think she looks really nice in picture number 9. Really, she’s got a great smile.
I like her body. A little thick in the waist, but hot otherwise. Unfortunate face though…
I must break you.
Brooke is looking good, i still don’t buy it that she’s on “21″
People talk about her with the ignorant “it’s a man” jokes, talk about her weight, say she has an ugly face… problem is she’s prettier than probably any girl they’ve dated. She has her problems, everyone does, but she is still a sexy girl. She can sit on my face any time she chooses.
“She can sit on my face any time she chooses.” 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. 9.. 10.. YOUR OUT!!
she’s really not that bad. she looks to have toned up quite a bit and it suits her well. she’s really tall and somewhat big-boned but she is doing a DAMN good job of keeping herself in shape.
The body is fine…it’s just the face that’s wrong.
How gay do I sound, when I’ll confess that I was getting a haircut once at the same, um, “salon”, than she was? I remember she was wearing a super short skirt and I was trying to catch an upskirt peek between those tan thighs all the time, via the mirror.
If Brooke Hogan is a man I’d be happy to turn homo and suck her dick! If more “men” looked like Brooke Hogan I could forget fooling around with all the crazy bitches and get a better looking “woman” who won’t run her mouth, nag, piss and moan like the “real” bitches!
I’m with a few other on the board. I think she’s smokin. She may not be petite but she’s still hot and if she has any experience I’m she can reverse cowgirl nice with those legs of hers !
Hot !
Its nice to see a healthy chick in a bikini for once instead of those skeleton models
i’d knock her up in a heart beat she is so fine i’d do her all night and the next day