Brooke Hogan is the Authority Here?
Here’s Brooke Hogan auditioning new backup dancers yesterday because there’s really no greater joy in life than making trained dancers prove themselves to a privileged behemoth with less poise and sensuality than Sylvester Stallone.
DANCER: What did you think of my moves, Brooke?
BROOKE: Hey, uh, yo, uh, nobody look at my boner, alright? ADRIANNE!