Brooke Hogan Got Engaged

Just like I forgot Jessica Simpson was pregnant, I completely forgot Hulk Hogan has a son out there who looks exactly like his wife. (Do you know how many celebrities are out there? Probably 10.) A son who’s apparently been dating Phil Costa of the Dallas Cowboys because the two just got engaged over the weekend. #PRIDE, BABY! WOO! E! News reports:

“Happiest moment of my LIFE. I am marrying my best friend. I [wouldn’t] choose anyone else. I am so lucky and so grateful,” Brooke posted on Instagram, alongside a photo of her fiancé down on one knee in front of her.
Costa popped the question to Hulk Hogan’s daughter in Las Vegas.

And now for the part where I pretend Brooke Hogan is a woman because check out his her eyes when Phil puts the ring on her finger:

Brooke Hogan Engagement Phil Costa

Their thoughts at this exact moment:

“It’s this or go back to wearing condoms. How bad could it be?”

Go forth and tell others what you’ve learned here this day.

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