Brooke Hogan Got Engaged
Just like I forgot Jessica Simpson was pregnant, I completely forgot Hulk Hogan has a son out there who looks exactly like his wife. (Do you know how many celebrities are out there? Probably 10.) A son who’s apparently been dating Phil Costa of the Dallas Cowboys because the two just got engaged over the weekend. #PRIDE, BABY! WOO! E! News reports:
“Happiest moment of my LIFE. I am marrying my best friend. I [wouldn't] choose anyone else. I am so lucky and so grateful,” Brooke posted on Instagram, alongside a photo of her fiancé down on one knee in front of her.
Costa popped the question to Hulk Hogan’s daughter in Las Vegas.
And now for the part where I pretend Brooke Hogan is a woman because check out
his her eyes when Phil puts the ring on her finger:
Their thoughts at this exact moment:
“It’s this or go back to wearing condoms. How bad could it be?”
“NOW I HAVE BECOME NAGGING, DESTROYER OF SOULS.”
Go forth and tell others what you’ve learned here this day.