Here’s privileged, life on a silver platter, socialite Brody Jenner walking around LA this weekend with an “A” shaved into his mohawk because he’s punk now thanks to Avril Lavigne‘s vagina. Turns out all those times he was banging a Playmate or Kristin Cavallari, he secretly pined to find the perfect woman who combines being a recent divorcee with the exact aesthetics of a 12-year-old girl. On that note, somewhere Chloe Moretz’s parents just locked her in a panic room until Kick-Ass 2 starts filming. “It’s only for a year, sweetie. Pancake?”
Photos: INFdaily
Nice keep-on-truckin’ walk. And poor Avril, if only she could find a bigger bag…
she has an odd look to her…i would rather bang my socks
….and probably have….
Boring! What, is he 13?
I’d hit it.
First…and what a super douche this buttplug is…..
I’m not going to say anything about the A… I’m just going to point out this: he is way too fat and old to be with her…
Tool.
props to jenner for nailing lavigne. i sure as fuck would
yeah me too.
“A” for: asshole, adulterer, arrogant, aimless, airhead…
You forgot one: ‘Avril’.
Look at her trying to look all tough like she still makes records anyone wants to buy.
what a couple of tools
Never liked Avril. You could find a hotter and edgier girl in about 10min. I’d rather smash T. Tequila
I’d call him a tool….but I attended a bachelor party this weekend where the best man made t-shirts and every shirt had a separate handle from Top Gun on the back. Mine was “Wolfman”. The looks on people’s faces was priceless
Wow, your buds sound like cool dudes alright…
They’re really cool
Isn’t that the same “A” that that Douchbag Chris Angel uses?
The “A’ is for anarchy, but there’s supposed to be a circle around it. What a dumshit.
Pot, meet kettle
I always spell dumshit like that. It looks dumber that way.
more dumb*
More dumber.
I’d like to punch this fat, privileged fuck right in his pussy.
Who’s the bigger vagina, Doug Reinhardt or this fuckwad? I say put them both in a locked room with an enraged Vern Troyer and let the little bastard go to town. The door would open, Troyer would emerge with blood all around his face and a savage grin, and there would be 2 fat, privileged corpses in the corner of the room.
I never seen any DNA results so I don’t know….
Nothing says punk like having a crisp crease in the front of your freshly cleaned and pressed $300 pants. Douche King
Then again, nothing’s more punk than Avril Lavigne, really.
I *hope* that she makes him get a tattoo on his forearm of a band they’ve never listened to but think is cool so this douche moment will last a lifetime.
are you crazy? .. he is way to cute to be with her ,,, she is f-ing ugly
You’re nuts! Avril is hot, he looks like a dweeb….Who the fuck dressed him?
Lighthouse for the Blind
Aaah love it’sa beautiful thang aint it? May I suggest that Avril get ‘JA’ on the side of her head? Brody Jenner = Jack Ass
I just know Brody Jenner is going to amount to something special one day….the thing I can’t figure out is if by special I mean that he’ll rise to All-Star level for being fodder for sites like this one by being a world class douche or will be something special by virtue of giving Sean Penn hand jobs in a pup tent whilst Penn saves the world one Haitian at a time….
she looks like she is 12, so maybe he is liek a closet pedo?
god this kids a fucking tool
But Avril Lavigne is, like, so punk you guys, you don’t even know, OMG…
I’d shave an A in my hair to stab that ittle veal.
It would be like a scarlet letter you’d be proud to wear. I know she’s not that cool and kinda annoying but still she’s pretty damn hot and the feeling of conquering a self proclaimed bitch like her would be well worth it.
That said, we need more effort to get this girl naked!!! Brody, take a lesson from Paris boyfriend and get us “a night in Avril’s ass” I’m in for presale!!!!
I like how the person in the background of the first pic looks like his shirt design :P thought he was really fat for a second!
Idiot isn’t quite the right word, more like ‘poser’.
she must have amazing pussy to get him to do something like that
lol @ Brody, he just happens to be the tool that got pulled out of the box this week… sadly this reflects more poorly on her than on him.
Hey, Superficial Guy, can you get a zoom on his left arm? Is that an “Avril” tattoo already or what?
yup, he’s almost as fucking an idiot as avril lavigne is.
Deryck Whibley is crying himself to sleep every night
If I was fucking Deryck Whibley’s LEFTOVERS, I’d have A for ASS cut in my haircut too.
Good looking ppl, in the mainstream sense, always end up with ppl you never dreamed they would be with…
Brit…Avril…Brit Murphy…Beyonce…isn’t Christina’s hubby a monster or something?
Even Usher (I loved him so so much…then BAM he marry’s a 40 year old with 4 kids..yikes)
He needs his ass kicked – but short of that i concur with an earlier post
both these posurs need to get ink of bands they think are cool but they really never listen too because they have pop shit music on all day.
Seriously, how old is this fucking wigger?
in the old days – way before nirvana and in the midst of the 80′s i used to get into fights for wearing mohawks,. now the douchebags i would fight with shave the Anarchy A into the side of their heads and pretend to know what it means.
punk died in the late 80′s. i wish brody and avril would die with it.
That’s just f*ed up.
Fat-fat and skinny-fat. Gross combo.
psst: THIS IS HIS SECOND NAME FOR CLOSE FRIENDS, folks!!
He’s *SO* hardcore…
Hey Bro, do your best GG Allin impersonation.
Terrible taste in women. FANTASMAL FACE & BODY. I wanna be on that.
If punk rock wasn’t dead it would definitely kill this douche.
i hate AL. Looking at her and listening to her shitty songs is the biggest torture
I’m surprised you didn’t post the nip slip bikini pics of her from last week.
He is absolutely gorgeous but dumber than a tire iron.
Brody… Brody… Brody… what kind of a dumbass name is that? It’s almost as embarrassing as the word Grody! Personally I can’t bring myself to say either one out loud… too jerky!!
Grody Jenner…………… OMG!… WTF!!!!!!!! AND he’s a complete MORON!!!!! AND His girlfriend is Avril Livigne (le-vig-nee)… OMG!!!!!!! I’ll bet that chick has licked more pussy than Lindsay Lohan!!!
The “A” stands for Autistic.