Brody Jenner is a F-cking Idiot

Here’s privileged, life on a silver platter, socialite Brody Jenner walking around LA this weekend with an “A” shaved into his mohawk because he’s punk now thanks to Avril Lavigne’s vagina. Turns out all those times he was banging a Playmate or Kristin Cavallari, he secretly pined to find the perfect woman who combines being a recent divorcee with the exact aesthetics of a 12-year-old girl. On that note, somewhere Chloe Moretz’s parents just locked her in a panic room until Kick-Ass 2 starts filming. “It’s only for a year, sweetie. Pancake?”

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