Brody Jenner is a F-cking Idiot

August 9th, 2010 // 59 Comments

Here’s privileged, life on a silver platter, socialite Brody Jenner walking around LA this weekend with an “A” shaved into his mohawk because he’s punk now thanks to Avril Lavigne‘s vagina. Turns out all those times he was banging a Playmate or Kristin Cavallari, he secretly pined to find the perfect woman who combines being a recent divorcee with the exact aesthetics of a 12-year-old girl. On that note, somewhere Chloe Moretz’s parents just locked her in a panic room until Kick-Ass 2 starts filming. “It’s only for a year, sweetie. Pancake?”

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  1. Ted

    Nice keep-on-truckin’ walk. And poor Avril, if only she could find a bigger bag…

  2. interent janitor

    she has an odd look to her…i would rather bang my socks

  3. sasha

    Boring! What, is he 13?

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    stevieD
    Commented on this photo:

    First…and what a super douche this buttplug is…..

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    Juliana
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not going to say anything about the A… I’m just going to point out this: he is way too fat and old to be with her…

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    B-Ren
    Commented on this photo:

    Tool.

  7. props to jenner for nailing lavigne. i sure as fuck would

  8. sean

    “A” for: asshole, adulterer, arrogant, aimless, airhead…

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    Look at her trying to look all tough like she still makes records anyone wants to buy.

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    icu
    Commented on this photo:

    what a couple of tools

  11. TussTown

    Never liked Avril. You could find a hotter and edgier girl in about 10min. I’d rather smash T. Tequila

  12. Deacon Jones

    I’d call him a tool….but I attended a bachelor party this weekend where the best man made t-shirts and every shirt had a separate handle from Top Gun on the back. Mine was “Wolfman”. The looks on people’s faces was priceless

  13. Heroiny

    Isn’t that the same “A” that that Douchbag Chris Angel uses?

  14. PRGM2

    The “A’ is for anarchy, but there’s supposed to be a circle around it. What a dumshit.

  15. Avril

    I’d like to punch this fat, privileged fuck right in his pussy.

    Who’s the bigger vagina, Doug Reinhardt or this fuckwad? I say put them both in a locked room with an enraged Vern Troyer and let the little bastard go to town. The door would open, Troyer would emerge with blood all around his face and a savage grin, and there would be 2 fat, privileged corpses in the corner of the room.

  16. Bruce Jenner

    I never seen any DNA results so I don’t know….

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    seth
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing says punk like having a crisp crease in the front of your freshly cleaned and pressed $300 pants. Douche King

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    Mia
    Commented on this photo:

    I *hope* that she makes him get a tattoo on his forearm of a band they’ve never listened to but think is cool so this douche moment will last a lifetime.

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    bocon
    Commented on this photo:

    are you crazy? .. he is way to cute to be with her ,,, she is f-ing ugly

  20. The Only Hetero in this Joint

    Aaah love it’sa beautiful thang aint it? May I suggest that Avril get ‘JA’ on the side of her head? Brody Jenner = Jack Ass

    I just know Brody Jenner is going to amount to something special one day….the thing I can’t figure out is if by special I mean that he’ll rise to All-Star level for being fodder for sites like this one by being a world class douche or will be something special by virtue of giving Sean Penn hand jobs in a pup tent whilst Penn saves the world one Haitian at a time….

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    burton
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks like she is 12, so maybe he is liek a closet pedo?

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    bigjay
    Commented on this photo:

    god this kids a fucking tool

  23. stinky mcpoop

    But Avril Lavigne is, like, so punk you guys, you don’t even know, OMG…

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    CARLO
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d shave an A in my hair to stab that ittle veal.

    It would be like a scarlet letter you’d be proud to wear. I know she’s not that cool and kinda annoying but still she’s pretty damn hot and the feeling of conquering a self proclaimed bitch like her would be well worth it.

    That said, we need more effort to get this girl naked!!! Brody, take a lesson from Paris boyfriend and get us “a night in Avril’s ass” I’m in for presale!!!!

  25. Bamboo star

    I like how the person in the background of the first pic looks like his shirt design :P thought he was really fat for a second!

  26. Reality Check

    Idiot isn’t quite the right word, more like ‘poser’.

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    Jen
    Commented on this photo:

    she must have amazing pussy to get him to do something like that

    • xpren

      lol @ Brody, he just happens to be the tool that got pulled out of the box this week… sadly this reflects more poorly on her than on him.

  28. Hey, Superficial Guy, can you get a zoom on his left arm? Is that an “Avril” tattoo already or what?

  29. eatme

    yup, he’s almost as fucking an idiot as avril lavigne is.

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    DW
    Commented on this photo:

    Deryck Whibley is crying himself to sleep every night

  31. ilikesake

    If I was fucking Deryck Whibley’s LEFTOVERS, I’d have A for ASS cut in my haircut too.
    Good looking ppl, in the mainstream sense, always end up with ppl you never dreamed they would be with…
    Brit…Avril…Brit Murphy…Beyonce…isn’t Christina’s hubby a monster or something?
    Even Usher (I loved him so so much…then BAM he marry’s a 40 year old with 4 kids..yikes)

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    Nostrad321
    Commented on this photo:

    He needs his ass kicked – but short of that i concur with an earlier post
    both these posurs need to get ink of bands they think are cool but they really never listen too because they have pop shit music on all day.

  33. ed47

    Seriously, how old is this fucking wigger?

  34. nostrad321

    in the old days – way before nirvana and in the midst of the 80′s i used to get into fights for wearing mohawks,. now the douchebags i would fight with shave the Anarchy A into the side of their heads and pretend to know what it means.
    punk died in the late 80′s. i wish brody and avril would die with it.

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    Crappy Anonymous Name
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s just f*ed up.

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    hateyoufornoreason
    Commented on this photo:

    Fat-fat and skinny-fat. Gross combo.

  37. captain america

    psst: THIS IS HIS SECOND NAME FOR CLOSE FRIENDS, folks!!

  38. Darrin

    He’s *SO* hardcore…

    Hey Bro, do your best GG Allin impersonation.

  39. I would bang Brody Jenner

    Terrible taste in women. FANTASMAL FACE & BODY. I wanna be on that.

  40. Mia

    If punk rock wasn’t dead it would definitely kill this douche.

  41. Doc Schweinstrudel

    i hate AL. Looking at her and listening to her shitty songs is the biggest torture

  42. Moi

    I’m surprised you didn’t post the nip slip bikini pics of her from last week.

  43. Trixiebelle

    He is absolutely gorgeous but dumber than a tire iron.

  44. Pete

    Brody… Brody… Brody… what kind of a dumbass name is that? It’s almost as embarrassing as the word Grody! Personally I can’t bring myself to say either one out loud… too jerky!!

    Grody Jenner…………… OMG!… WTF!!!!!!!! AND he’s a complete MORON!!!!! AND His girlfriend is Avril Livigne (le-vig-nee)… OMG!!!!!!! I’ll bet that chick has licked more pussy than Lindsay Lohan!!!

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    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    The “A” stands for Autistic.

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