Britney Spears wears her bra like a big girl

October 9th, 2008 // 47 Comments

Britney Spears did a little shopping yesterday in West Hollywood and continued to defy expectations by wearing a bra. Granted, anyone within a mile radius could see it, I’m not going to be the asshole to take this victory away from her. That’s like disqualifying a pole vaulter in the Special Olympics for impaling the judge. Do you have no soul?

Photos: Splash News

  1. LENTISTA

    frst i guess fuck …….lol

  2. pure.ticking

    I like her new look, that bra is nice…but where does she have boobs? no more implants? or its because she lost weight..

  3. pure.ticking

    I like her new look, that bra is nice…but where does she have boobs? no more implants? or its because she lost weight..

  4. u sad geek

    Lentista u sad geek – why are u proud to be first – get a life

  5. u sad geek

    Lentista u sad geek – why are u proud to be first – get a life

  6. The White Urkle

    Except for the hat, she looks very good in these photos. I blame K-Fed for screwing her up like she was. F-ing wiggers like him need to die.

  7. u sad geek

    Lentista u sad geek – why are u proud to be first – get a life

  8. cdawg

    where’d her tits go? weren’t they big? didn’t she have kids??? looks like most of her weight loss was from her chesticles.

  9. Max Planck

    What’s with the hat? Is she running for Prime Minister?

  10. Unfortunately, when women lose weight, the boobs are the first to go. Noooooo….couldn’t be the ass or the thighs, gotta be the tits.

  11. BITINGONTINFOIL

    Now if she could just remember to *bathe* and wash that hair!! I get itchy just looking at it.

  12. britney's weave

    she needs to have some layers cut into those extensions.

  13. Rick

    She’s not crazy hot, she’s kinda hot and really crazy. In my experience, girls like that are much better in bed. But always remember to give them a fake name and phone number.

  14. @13….That was funny! But always remember that girls are not opposed to giving fake names and number either. Surely in your “experience” you’ve been given one or 2? :)

  15. @10 Hey Squrit how are you doing?

    Fish dude, is it a slow news day? Who give a shit if Brittney is wearing a bra? Show us the pictures when she is not wearing a bra, like the Lohan pics yesterday..

  16. Dandy Mandy

    Geez, she looks like she’s got sun damage galore, look at all those spots on her chest.

  17. @15….I’m doing! And you? :)

  18. @16 Dip shit, those are called freckles!! Lots of white people get them and it has nothing to do with sun damage. Do you live in a closet?

  19. Douche-King

    fucking finally…

  20. Mike

    I wouldn’t mind a mouthful of those!!

  21. Ted Kennedy's tumor

    Damn she is cute! I’d like to take her for a martini and a drive…

  22. John McCain

    I’d like to take her for a ride in my fighter jet. She might want to pack a parachute…

  23. joe m

    Britney has a beautiful body. That’s certain.
    But why are so many people so often
    so obsessed with her chest?

  24. @23 you must be gay!!

  25. Lola

    must have stopped breastfeeding

  26. BrandiLye

    I love Britney…don’t really know why, but girl is looking like she’s lived a thousand lives…I don’t think any amount of money will fix that look on her face. 20-year-habit crack addicts don’t look that cynical…

  27. Fernando Narcos

    Wow.I hadn’t realized before now she’s not all that pretty.Good body,but the face is meh.

  28. gotmilk?

    uhhh 18, freckles are created by exposure to sunlight. so yeah, that’s exactly what they are, sun damage.

  29. Ted Mosby

    Sad to say but Britney peaked at 16

  30. @28 Are you butt white? By your analogy, anyone with any color to their skin is “Sun Damaged”. Freckles are caused by some of the pigments in your skin tanning more than the others.

    Maybe you should go back into the closet with your flash light and read up what causes freckling.

  31. max

    Well, after seeing fat pigs like Blonsky and Kardashian here, Brit looks damned good. At least she doesn’t have an ass the size of an average house.

  32. Horacio

    She’s looking drillable again

  33. Rachel

    See, this is why Christina Aguilera deserves to win in a Britney-Christina fight:

    http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/celebrities_blog/2008/10/top_5_thursday_celebrity_debat.html

  34. Parker

    #23 I’m not obsessed with her chest. Just her ass. But whoever said she peaked at 16 is right. These days I’d rather buttfuck her little sister. Fucking Britney’s ass isn’t out of the question but I’d probably have to wear a condom.

  35. Mal

    Damn she looks great. She is lean as hell without being skinny. Her chest is smaller because she lots a lot of body fat.

  36. Chelle

    Now that she has her figure back, it’s time to get workin’ with the shampoo.

  37. britney's weave

    time to cut some layers into those extensions… it’s just so obvious.

  38. imo

    34- no she was WAY hotter when she was like 19- 21. Jamie Lynn will never touch that kind of hotness

  39. Realist

    Looking good! But I don ‘t think her face will ever look like it did. She’s been through the ringer. Maybe with some Fraxel and Thermage.

  40. adam

    only 3 articles today? come on

  41. Queers

    Why are men so obsessed with fucking a woman in the ass???

  42. A bra?
    …………..FOR WHAT, to be precize?

  43. Parker

    #41 I don’t know about other men but I only fuck women in the ass. Anything else is out of the question!

  44. The Listener

    #28 and #30 I don’t know how accurate this website is, but this might end the debate about what freckles are:

    http://www.skinandhealth.com/content/freckles

    I think Britney looks better than she has in years. Whatever she’s doing it’s working.

  45. brittany

    she’s missing a nail on her right hand

    peeve.

  46. brittany

    wait……

    she’s missing all nails on her right hand.

    more peeved.

  47. Shallow Val

    She looks turrrrrific! I kinda miss trampy druggie Brit but she looks really good. Dammit!

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