Britney Spears wants to have overnight visits with her children. Her lawyers will present their case at 8:30 AM PST and have urged Britney to actually show up for the hearing. TMZ reports:
We’ve also learned Spears has now had several clean drug tests. Brit’s lawyers will use these tests and other evidence to make their case. They’ve told Britney her presence will show the judge how much she cares about the kids — she finally gets it and plans to show.
Just in case you thought things were leveling out for this whole rag-tag bunch, TMZ had this to report:
Sources say the entire family — Britney, Kevin, Sean Preston and Jayden James — all have pink eye. That’s why K-Fed was wearing a K-Patch at the last hearing.
Well, they’re finally doing something together as a family. Granted it involves discharging pus from their eyes, I’d consider that an improvement for the Spears/Federline clan. At least you can cure this problem with antibiotics and eye drops. Sadly, you can’t cure Britney with anything short of a gastric bypass and frontal lobotomy. Both of which I volunteer to perform. I’m not a surgeon, per se, but I played the game Operation a lot as a kid. Don’t worry. Britney’s nose will beep bright red before I puncture her spleen. I saw that on the Discovery channel once – or was I watching Rudolph? Eh, we’ll cross that bridge when we get there. Nurse, scalpel.
UPDATE: TMZ is reporting that Britney skipped the hearing. Either she really doesn’t want her kids back or Starbucks started adding bacon to Frappucinos today.
“Mama’s gotta li’l bedtam story fer yuns……..It’s called, um, well, Mama ain’t ackshully gonna rade it to ya’ll, we’ll jus take a lookit the picshurs.”
@48 Wow you are just like Britney, like mirror images or soul mates or something. Isn’t it great that you can empty your esteem into a trashcan of a person like Britney?
Do yourself a favor, put down the fucking Us Weekly, turn off the E Channel and do something with your life.
Oh and by the way, she doesn’t know who you are nor care about you and your opinions.
Several clean drug tests??? It’s been a WEEK!!!
I hate that outfit. It’s exactly like the shirt that one girl wore in Saving Silverman when they got nachos on her. Ugh. Hideous.
Brintey aquired pink-eye from grinding her face in to the brown-eyes (anuses) of countless LA county bum men. She’s such a randy little sparrow.
Look at you guys go!!! Lindsay has got A LOT of catching up to do!
button up your dress and wear a bra. nice saggy fun bags, hose hound.
ps. OXYCUTE ‘EM!
Leave David Hasselhoff’s cheeseburger alone!
48? Dipshit! Just how many fucking breaks are we supposed to give this useless cunt! I am SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED of you enablers. When do we STOP giving this slut “a break”. When she kills somebody with her car? Drowns her kids in the bathtub? Strangles her dog? The only kids I feel sorry for are yours, Ashley. With a dumb cunt Mother like you, your kids are headed for ONE FUCKED UP LIFE!
I blame her mother for putting her out there at such a tender age in those skimpy outfits when what she should have been teaching her was morals and values and self-esteen. Britney has proven that she thinks she is only valid and worthy if she is getting attention by showing her body. That is erroneous thinking that was “taught” by her mother, who also used her for her meal ticket. No one seems to point out that Lynne Spears et al. were also in it for the bucks! My daughter has an absolutely beautiful singing voice and I would NEVER pimp her out just so I could have a bigger house, fancier cars or more expensive clothes. Everyone jokes about Britney being from Louisiana, but my entire family is from Louisiana and one thing I will say, they live very simple lives (not in trailers before any of you start on that) and we are an EXTREMELY CLOSE family. It is the fame and fortune that has ruined this little girl’s life! They pushed her and pushed her and her outfits got tinier and tinier. She is suffering from what many child actors suffer from once they get older and their audience appeal has moved on. There is an organization for those child actors to be protected from their family/managers, etc. Someone should really start one for the young singers as well to prevent this from happening to them too!
ANON did leave out raping us soldiers. What other accomplishments can you think of? Terrorism is growing at an alarming rate, so there’s that. What are we leaving out?
#59, Call me. We’ll have lunch. Maybe bang? A little bang? A quickie.
She didn’t show up??!!!???
What a shocker.
Dumb fucks. I’s clear the Britney keeps a big jar of peanut butter in that purse. What do you think she has the dog for. A ‘lil peanut butter licky licky on the pussy tricky tricky.
By the way. American soldiers aren’t just killers of women and children and rapists, they are also alcoholics that like to fuck each other in the ass : )
#61 (and others): agreed. We need to kill all our soldiers when they return from combat duty.
what? Well, maybe London her dog needed her for something important.
@59 Yeah yeah yeah! Rock on Annie, fucking great post. Oh and before I forget…@60 use just one first name you southern fried hick. Doesn’t matter if you live in a trailer home or not. You all treat your kids like pets, dress them up pretty and parade them around like little pre-whores.
Or vote out the members of congress and the executive branch that put the soldiers in this untenable situation in the first place. I think killing the soldiers will create more problems, but you’re entitled to your opinion.
Fuck it, time for big solutions. We should join with Canada and Mexico and form the North American Union. Leaving the U.S. operating by itself has only caused death and destruction around the world.
I totally agree: FUCK THE U.S.
#21 …lol…good one!
It would appear more time and effort went into dressing the dog than fix her *hair*! she marches to the beat of her own drummer, thats for sure!
“Priceless” jokes are so fucking old.
She’s a fucking beast!
70, you might want to watch it. The current Dictator’s not-so-secret police (homeland security) could be monitoring this site. You don’t want to end up in Guatonamo.
HA. i dont understand how you guys went from britney to killing the soldiers, but thats probably because i didnt read all the comments… sounds like good reading for my lunch break. ill be back.
mainly because Brit’s become sort of boring. I mean, how many cheetohs, red bull, and crotch shots can one deal with.
Homeland Security watched this site for a day and said “I don’t believe it. All they do is talk. about. Britney. They’re useless, but also harmless.”
They also concluded that mink has the writing skills of an eight year old mongoloid.
hahaha!
wait…no. that wasn’t funny at all.
then why were you laughing, shitbag.
If someone showed her a picture of Sean and Jayden she would get that dumb look on her face and say “damn, they look familiar but who are they and where is my cheeseburger!”
Man, that dress is cute. Too bad she had to go and skank it up with the boots and the no panties and the left tit falling out.
Ha, they have l’Occitane over there !!!
Last year I was driving in the most remote place in the mountains of Provence and I saw this HUGE black smoke coming out of a tiny factory. They were making soap for l’Occitane and burning some by-products, it was very impressive, very much like a pile of tires burning. To think that Britney Spears bought one of the soaps that they were making there… Small world…
That’s funny… I want to spend the night with Brit’s kids, too…
She needs to spend a few months being observed in a mental institution and the doctors will probably reccommend jail for life.
Seriously, what is wrong with her??? i have seen her crotch more than i have seen my own! She must have a serious hatred for panties!
SHE LOOKS LIKE SATANETTE.
http://www.shoutcast.com/sbin/shoutcast-playlist.pls?rn=505185&file=filename.pls
Here’s britney showing off her sheath
http://e-channel.blogspot.com/2007/10/britney-spears-displays-her-sheath.html
as she get out of her car during this event….
She has Pink Eye and she’s shopping at Target? Doesn’t she know EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES could infect someone else?!
Gaudy white purse, payless boots, a hideous orange dress eight sizes too small and the essential giant pair of stupid looking sunglasses. From the “I just give up” collection.
She has serious traction alopecia a.k.a. she’s balding pretty badly due to her pregnancy, weaves, colorings etcetera. That is IRREVERSIBLE. Shaving the head and letting it grow back only allows to assess the damage and the damage is enormous. After shaving her head she should have left her hair alone but she just won’t learn. This alone will assure that she will NEVER make a comeback.
#48
Well, you look like an idiot now. Sticking up for britney because she is a mother? Fight Fight Fight? She skipped the hearing you fucking retard. What kind of mother are you? You think this druggy skank is fit to be with children? Die in a fire and then rot in hell whore
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Whatever happened, I still love her. She is a poor and lonely girl now! Her ex Justin is dating another young beauty on millionaire and celebrity dating site WealthyRomance.com where Charlie Sheen found his girl last May. Brintnay should end her single life as soon as possible. It is too hard to be a single mom.
I agree with people. All thoes retarted people are saying theres nothing wrong with her COME OUT OF YOUR FREAKIN CAVE!!! If they where your kids would you let them go back with her?! She had 2 test and they counted them as ‘serverl’. #48 you must have fallen down the stairs of somthing. Fight fight fight? Retard. If you had eyes you would see she doesn’t want her kids any more. Shes just acting like she is. Bitch