Britney Spears stopped at a Quizno’s in LA so she could use the bathroom, which is something she does basically every other week. I’m pretty sure she’s the only celebrity person in the world who pulls over to use public restrooms. Like actually stops driving on her way home so she can use a toilet a hundred other people have already used that day. I’d say it’s because her bladder is the size of a peanut, but honestly I think that would be her brain. And maybe peanut is a bit too generous. What would you call the absence of a brain? An absence so powerful it dulls any brain that even gets near it. Because that’s what Britney has. In her head. Well that, or a large tomato and a note from God that says, “My bad.”
Jimbo | September 25, 2007 at 3:41 pm
I feel sorry for the next person who sat on that toilet seat
veggi | September 25, 2007 at 3:44 pm
An ant and Brit were walking on a bridge.
The ant looked up and said “maaaaaaaan, we sure are shakin’ this thing!”
alright fuckers…..I’m off to lunch. Vodka and orange juice anyone?
Senator Craig | September 25, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Which bathroom?
veggi | September 25, 2007 at 3:46 pm
actually, nix that. I’m finding brit and asking her why she stole my matress pad.
hegadeth | September 25, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Did she make that ‘outfit’ out of toilet freakin paper?
FRIST!!! | September 25, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Guess there is a new fuckin post. Wait for me veggi, I’ll go, I need to talk to someone about wht Britney always looks so happy when she just lost her kids to kfed.
Oh, wait that’s right. It’s the METH.
anon | September 25, 2007 at 3:47 pm
at least she was wearing shoes in this particular bathroom outing.
FRIST!!! | September 25, 2007 at 3:47 pm
wht is a word I promise
oscar | September 25, 2007 at 3:47 pm
i would be more concerned for the general public that uses that bathroom after her, rather than her well exposed ass. anyone remember the bodyguard who says she has flatulence problems? courtesy flush please!
ipa | September 25, 2007 at 3:48 pm
man, the shittiest shittiest extensions on the surface of earth. I thought shaving her head would make her new hair be strong and healthy but it seems like her own hair is the shit, thin and brittle.
also, one day she’s blonde, the other she’s brunette?? wtf… yuck.
p0nk | September 25, 2007 at 3:50 pm
sure, she’s wearing shoes (boots) this time. she’s also wearing the toilet paper dispenser.
ssdd | September 25, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Why does she keep fucking with her hair?! Its been a while since she shaved her head ..you would think it would have grown more than an inch or two?!?… You can see the hair extention plugs almost at the scalp.
She’s a complete mess, inside and out.
ipa | September 25, 2007 at 3:52 pm
look how lunatic she is…frick! if this is what money does to you, me not wants money , noo *curlsupincornerandcrieslikeababy*
and ppl made fun of mariah carey when she checked herself into a facility to take 1-2 days off .. man. mariah is a perfectly sane and normal person, PLUS talented.
ccjj | September 25, 2007 at 3:52 pm
WTF is wrong with her hair .. urrrgh! I used to lurve her but I am losing faith
hegadeth | September 25, 2007 at 3:52 pm
Good Lord. The back of her head is..is…is too hideous for words. Or too hideous for words that live in my limited, scotch addled, vocabulary.
adeliza | September 25, 2007 at 3:52 pm
I bet there is pee on that seat.
AJ | September 25, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Wow.
She used the fucking restroom.
I guess we’ll fit this in between Holocaust and the end of the war in Iraq in the history books since it gets so much coverage.
Leave the fucking girl alone jesus. I know its hard to believe even she pees too.
ipa | September 25, 2007 at 4:00 pm
why even bothering with extensions like THAT?? like it should look like *real* hair .. she could also replace all the brunette strings with those colorful things of colored yarn whiteys can get attached in their hair on fairs or such, (if u know what i mean – which i doubt.) it would cool at least. and funny. hell, just pour some spaghettis on your mad head, Britney!!
Italian Stallion | September 25, 2007 at 4:01 pm
I wonder if she met Larry Craig in there…….
lambman | September 25, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Its a bit naive to think that she’s actually sitting on the toilet and not leaning over the tank with a straw in her nose.
Sofia | September 25, 2007 at 4:03 pm
whatever #17, she’s not allowed to use public restrooms because I say so. And because she looks like a homeless person I saw on the way to work. so there.
And fyi, this is definitely a big event considering how bland superfish has been lately.
ipa | September 25, 2007 at 4:03 pm
mmm, AJ … like AJ in Backstreet Boys AJ?
wrong place, wrong time for comments like this. definitely wrong place. makes you only look like a douche.
PickleSurprise | September 25, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Why does her fivehead look like it wants to take over the world?
bearandbu | September 25, 2007 at 4:04 pm
How come whenever I take pictures of girls coming out of public bathrooms I get arrested? How come?
Kelly | September 25, 2007 at 4:04 pm
haha ipa, I was thinking the same thing. I love AJ…
Solaera | September 25, 2007 at 4:05 pm
WTF is up with her extensions? Did she just run into Rite Aid and grab a bottle of Clairol and rub it all over her head neglecting the back of it? Why can’t she spend gazillions on her hair like other celebs? This girl is schizophrenic, I know it
suzabel7 | September 25, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Old girl got some baaaaad weave! It makes my head hurt just looking at it.
haroof | September 25, 2007 at 4:08 pm
I didn’t know all these public bathrooms had removable mirrors.
ipa | September 25, 2007 at 4:08 pm
she clearly hates the paparazzi but makes a show off of her taking a piss.
it’s like when you’re beating up a person and this person smiles back at you, teethless and a bloody mess but smiles with a moronic smile, like u’ve done no harm .. making you punching the fucking fool only harder and harder.
god, she’s uber-dumb and so border-border-border-line.
havoc | September 25, 2007 at 4:10 pm
I agree, leave the poor girl alone.
She was just in there purging Red Bull and Cheetos.
And you know why?
She’s FAT!
.
Tits McGee | September 25, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Man. This is a wake up call. No matter how clean the seat looks, ladies, ALWAYS hover. you never know what tramp was sulling up that seat before you…
Anyone know how long she was in there? Did she drop the kids off at the pool? And by kids, I mean, try to flush the boys?
IceQueen | September 25, 2007 at 4:11 pm
That last picture of her turned around… OMG…. bad dye job on the weave. And there is a slight bruise on her upper arm, or dark fatty tissue or something. I think I just went blind.
Tits McGee | September 25, 2007 at 4:12 pm
OH and the OTHER boots are back…
OH, and that hair is so atrocious. Shave and start over. Again. Please.
ipa | September 25, 2007 at 4:13 pm
#26 yeah, remember catherina zeta jones rubs monthly caviar for some 3000$$ into her hair which they deliver from some weird corner of the world? that’s bad ass crazy, too, but at least you can look at CZJ without feeling the urge to puke. uncontrollably.
smadgie | September 25, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Shes desperate for attention….. any attention. Pathetic. Did anyone notice the saggy boobs in the first smaller pic? Jeesus Brit!! Hoist those puppies up….. nips are pointing south.
adeliza | September 25, 2007 at 4:15 pm
#32
Yeah,
but I just expanded the picture. Did you check out the sparkley bling on that left arm and wrist?
Damn Man! I could pay off my mortgage with that shit and have some left over.
Vince Lombardi | September 25, 2007 at 4:19 pm
That hair looks like yarn my mother’s cat played with, chewed, swallowed, spat up, swallowed again, and ultimately left in the litter box.
max | September 25, 2007 at 4:20 pm
she is normal.i don’t know what is wrong with you people.she uses public bathroom so what?
brithater | September 25, 2007 at 4:20 pm
What happened to her reading glasses and sad look? I was so enjoying that.
Ted from LA | September 25, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Toga! Toga! Toga!
At least she isn’t taking a shit in the picture like the girl in the ad on this page.
Fumus | September 25, 2007 at 4:21 pm
nice hairline.
YAYA | September 25, 2007 at 4:21 pm
There is another picture with a man walking out of the restroom with her.
tiare | September 25, 2007 at 4:22 pm
Can someone, ANYONE, help this girl with her hair??!! For heavens sake, she has uber expensive jewelry and the cheapest, most disgusting weave job imaginable. Wear a wig already!
tiara | September 25, 2007 at 4:25 pm
can ANYONE help her shower, wear a bra, wear panties? buy clothes that fit, wash her face, do her makeup up, stay at home, not do drugs all the time etc etc etc
hollyj | September 25, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Is this even news? She had to piss. So what?
gil | September 25, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Pic 5: she’s morphing into Stephnie Weir. She’s literally become the parody of herself.
SHE IS NUTS | September 25, 2007 at 4:28 pm
SHE PISSES ME OFF! SHE LIKES TO LOOK LIKE AN ESCAPED MENTAL PATIENT!… yet she has money and potential to look normal. why cant she take a shower, fix her hair, wear a bra and clothes that fit…. she looks like total shit as normal and look at that bling on her dirty wrists. she is such a waste!!!!!
Bam | September 25, 2007 at 4:28 pm
oh wow, that last shot is extra special. i think a Barbie doll has nicer hair, actually i know a barbie doll has nicer hair.
why does she have yellow stuff smudged on her legs & dress? haven’t we seen this before? i’ll just guess it’s mustard from her Quiznos sub.
43, for all we know, the jewelry is just as cheap as the hair.
Frank-California | September 25, 2007 at 4:29 pm
Having had a problem in the past, I know using a public bathroom to get hgh is very convenient.
i would SMACK her | September 25, 2007 at 4:35 pm
if I ever saw her in public I would smack her and tell her to go back home and get ready!!! GOD DAMN IT!!! and its like she isn’t just bumming, she would look better just wearing a tee shirt ( with bra) and not having any extensions in, wearing some jeans. she dresses like a FREAK and her hair is VOMIT, and that stupid wastefull idiot smiles and walks around in public for no reason like everything is fine.
why doesn’t she hang out in her mansion every once and a while!!!
does she ever look in the mirror??????????
does she realize what she looked like 6 years ago?! she should not have had those kids, shes too fucking insane and dirty and foolish to have those kids.
give them to k-fed, let him get half her money too, she sure as hell isn’t using it, and she doesn’t deserve it now either.