Britney Spears surprised guests by showing up to the Generation Rescue autism fundraiser thrown by Jenny McCarthy. Nobody knows how or why Britney was there. Until they remembered Jim Carrey sprang for a custom burrito bar. Of course! At that point, everyone quietly nodded as if to say “If I see vulva, I’m throwing elbows all the way to the fire exit.” Us Magazine reports:
As guests like McCarthy’s beau and Charlie Sheen and wife Brooke Mueller made the rounds, Spears, 26, sipped on red wine.
Carrey’s daughter Jane also belted out a few Frank Sinatra and Jackson 5 tunes.
Spears, 26, “definitely looked happy,” a witness tells Usmagazine.com. “She was clapping and smiling a lot.”
What was Britney so happy about? Someone told her vaccinating your children is bad. Awesome! She doesn’t even know what a quack-sation is! Finally, her parenting skills were paying off. Then she realized she left Sean in the car with the keys – but didn’t leave a $20 for the Wendy’s drive-thru. Sonofabitch. “This is exactly why banks should let toddlers have debit cards,” she thought while stuffing burritos in her bra.
veggi | July 21, 2008 at 9:46 am
FIRST you worthless nigger cunts
Mugato | July 21, 2008 at 9:51 am
Jenny looks better than Britney and she’s a decade older.
Dr. Otto Van DerWahl | July 21, 2008 at 9:54 am
Do you think Jim’s hair color is reals or is he bleaching now?
spamfighter | July 21, 2008 at 9:57 am
Uhm, does Jimbo have HIV or something? He looks rather gaunt and sickly.
Ella | July 21, 2008 at 9:59 am
Wow… Britney looks really good in this picture. =]
She’s almost back to how she looked in 2004! Keep it up Britney, you’re just about back!!
One | July 21, 2008 at 10:02 am
I actually think Britney looks pretty and a lot like her old self; just a bit heavier. And trust me, it pains me to say that. Pleeeease don’t tell me she will really have a comeback and be in our faces again 24/7! …Nah, I predict that stupid Hannah Montana chick will officially take over as slutty poptard.
gerard Vandenberg | July 21, 2008 at 10:04 am
JIM, I’m absolute sure:
ACE VENTURA, the series, every night a new episode on television!!(one hour)
DO IT MAN, please!!
One | July 21, 2008 at 10:06 am
Hey maybe Britney thought it was an “artistic” event…”hey ya’ll, I’m fricken awwtistic!”
joe m | July 21, 2008 at 10:10 am
Britney is still beautiful and ugly losers
are still jealous of her.
http://webescape.wordpress.com/ | July 21, 2008 at 10:11 am
Britney looks healthy and not glazed, good start.
Sell Porn Make Money | July 21, 2008 at 10:11 am
Where did Jenny’s big cans go? I am pretty sure she used to have a nice rack… Did someone steal them?
jag | July 21, 2008 at 10:12 am
Man, this was already covered by Grrlplanet this morning (for link click my name). That site cracks me up.
Mike | July 21, 2008 at 10:13 am
Really? You saw her on a d’ating s’ite? Wow!!!!! Nowz my chance to get in on that!!! I can’t wait to post a p’rofile and a’sk her out!!!
(i’m so much cooler online anyway!)
Guy | July 21, 2008 at 10:13 am
Yeah, I have to agree, she is looking better.
Joe Mama | July 21, 2008 at 10:15 am
Jim Carrey is totally grabbing her ass.
Crazy Old Bitch | July 21, 2008 at 10:16 am
Did you know, Tom Cruise can run a 4 minute mile with an entire watermelon shoved up his ass? He actually runs faster with the watermelon than without.
me | July 21, 2008 at 10:19 am
She is on a good road now. She is socializing, exercising, and happy. Congrats.
free lily | July 21, 2008 at 10:21 am
she looks decent here
nipolian | July 21, 2008 at 10:31 am
“She was clapping and smiling a lot.”
That was nice of Jenny to spring for one of those clowns that make animal shapes out of balloons.
Suzy | July 21, 2008 at 10:39 am
Here are a few better pics of her at this event:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/07/20/britney-spears-generation-rescue/
LL | July 21, 2008 at 10:40 am
Yeah, I kinda hate to admit it, too, but Britney looks OK. Please note that means “OK compared to looking like she’s wearing road kill on her head and flashing her bajingo to everyone within 50 feet.” Let’s not give her too much credit. I manage to not have matted hair and keep all the naughty bits covered up and I’m not a multimilliionaire. It takes a staff for her to do that, apparently.
Jim does look a little sickly. Jim, follow Britney around and eat what she does. You’ll beef up in no time (not that she looks fat, she looks pretty good, healthy, not bloated).
mimi | July 21, 2008 at 10:44 am
FISH SUKS and BRITNEY ROCKS!
dude_on | July 21, 2008 at 10:56 am
Give fish a break – he was near brilliant last week.
Now that she doesn’t have to worry about raising her kids I project party time is officially on countdown… read – new snatch screen savers are right around the corner.
roop | July 21, 2008 at 11:10 am
Britney looks goooood y’all.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | July 21, 2008 at 11:12 am
Jim Carey is obviously ready for a replacement blonde.
pepper | July 21, 2008 at 11:14 am
that was pretty harsh fish, especially as she looks kinda good in this pic.
Cattyluo | July 21, 2008 at 11:28 am
He is so happy,two beautiful girls around him.It is said he hooks on a millionaire woman.You can see some details on the site named”"Millionaire4me.com”"”Look……..
Polly from Boston | July 21, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Obviously Jim Carrey is preparing for a role as an AIDS or cancer patient or something. Jenny and Britney are looking so hot that I am super jealous and bitter. From the look on Jim Carrey’s face you can tell he thinks he is going to bang ‘em both later. But Britney just wants to go pig out at McDonalds and Jenny cannot be sexually aroused by an AIDS infested looking man. So poor Jimbo has gotta spank the monkey all by his lonesome. Sob…
Grammar Cop | July 21, 2008 at 12:56 pm
“She doesn’t even what a quack-sation is!” It should be, “She doesn’t even know what a quack-sation is!”
A-1 | July 21, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Britney does look healthy. That’s great for her.
Clem | July 21, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Britney is going to be in Madonna’s tour on film acting like a mentalist in an elevator wearing a hoodie and turning to the camera to say “It’s Britney Bitch”, and she’s tactfully researching the part at this event.
Autistic kids have it bad but it could be worse, they could be a windowlicking yeehaw on stage next to Jim Carey and Jenny McCarthy with their first grandkid on the way in about 8 years.
Happy Birthday in advance Brit Kev!
Chauncey Gardner | July 21, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Proof that Jenny McCarthy is the perfect match for Douchebag Carrey: His previous girlfriends, including Renee Zellweger and Lauren Holly, all became dessicated hags, while Jenny actually looks better than she did when everybody but me thought she was hot. That said, the three idiots in this photo should be sealed up in a rocket and shot into the sun.
A-1 | July 21, 2008 at 3:05 pm
#2 – I totally agree
gigi | July 21, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Jim’s not aging well….. yikes- maybe it’s just a bad angle
rough daddy | July 21, 2008 at 4:37 pm
is adnan still working over time on brit brit?
President Bill Clinton | July 21, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Jesus Christ… what’s wrong with Jim Carrey?
With those ears he looks like a white Barak HUSSEIN Obama…. or a slightly healthier Marc Anthony.
Dozer | July 21, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Brittney is happy being around kids as smart as her. OMFG I’m sorry I should never insult disabled children like that
Matthew Holloway | July 21, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Just to spell it out for the readers Jenny McCarthy thinks that immunisation causes autism. There’s no real science behind it, or data, or facts, but she’s got a hunch…
http://www.therealmalingering.com/2007/10/02/jenny-mccarthy-worlds-expert-on-public-health/
She’s as nutty and dangerous as Susan Powter who wrote:
“You, mother, tired of the same old, same old prescription for the same old, same old ear infection, given to you by the same old, same old pediatrician. Mothers intuitively questioning so-called experts about such things as autism, vaccinations, baby formulas [...] Suggest ginkgo ten years ago and you could pretty much expect to be accused of witchcraft. Homeopathy, until very recently, was thought to be a sexual preference, but not anymore.”
Patrick DePriest | July 21, 2008 at 8:53 pm
I have a huge problem with idiots raising money for diseases and raising public awareness. Jenny McCarthy is dangerous and stupid. Vaccines don’t cause autism. Period. Despite what her “feelings” tell her.
Omnibacon | July 22, 2008 at 12:24 am
Ah so Britneys autisitic, that explains alot
Sparqi | July 22, 2008 at 3:05 am
Jim Carrey, my God… He looks like the kind of guy who lives in Tarzana and produces porn movies.
Dorito Man | July 22, 2008 at 3:13 am
Agreed, Carrey looks somewhat gaunt. He doesn’t have a healthy appearance. I wonder what’s up. I hope he isn’t sick.
loagun | July 22, 2008 at 6:15 am
wow….that was not even funny. i am a britney fan yes…..but i liked coming here to read about you ripping her apart cause it was funny and a good read…..however sorry this was just crap.
burritos, fast food, parenting….wow big laughs…..7 years ago. i want new material please, this sucked.
Alan Greenspan | July 23, 2008 at 2:03 am
The others are right, she’s really looking good. And man did her hair grow back fast.