Britney Spears ready for that comeback thingy, y’all

March 1st, 2009 // 91 Comments

These are shots of Britney Spears landing in New Orleans where she’ll kick off her Circus tour on Tuesday. For someone who’s trying to get their shit back in shape and deliver a performance that doesn’t end in violent demands for a refund, Britney should probably lay off the Marlboros. Then again, it’s not like she really has to sing or do anything more than walk around in high heel boots. And only in rhythm if she feels like it. Baby steps, folks. Baby steps.

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Comments (91)

  1. Sauron | March 1, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    Hey y’all! How about another bacon recipe!?

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  2. Tom K | March 1, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    Maybe First!

    American Whore!

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  3. Darth | March 1, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    Second!

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  4. Dood | March 1, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    Cunty

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  5. Dood | March 1, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    Cunty

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  6. Dood | March 1, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    Cunty

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  7. Dood | March 1, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    Cunty

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  8. Dood | March 1, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    Cunty

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  9. Dood | March 1, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    Cunty

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  10. Tom K | March 1, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    When is she going to marry a black guy? She’s right on track for some Gorilla Penis! I mean it is the American Way?

    Can I get a Amen!!!!! lol

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  11. Sauron | March 1, 2009 at 6:47 pm

    How about BS and Chris Brown together? Big chance he’ll get the tip of an umbrella in his eye,But hey,we’ve seen worse!

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  12. amanda | March 1, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    when is she gonna spend some of her money on a decent bra is a better question…

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  13. jonny | March 1, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    what a talentless moron. can’t sing, can’t dance, and doesn’t even know where she is half the time:
    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/11ed201165/britney-spears-live-from-that-happened

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  14. Joline | March 1, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    I think she is the most sexy celebrity, so there are so many men are talking about her at ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____ forum, they are interested in posting her naked photos and private news.

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  15. Sauron | March 1, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    She’s still hungry for 10 inches or more.

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  16. Dood - | March 1, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    I AM AN IDIOT!

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  17. Dood - | March 1, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    I AM REALLY IGNORANT!

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  18. Dood - | March 1, 2009 at 7:11 pm

    I AM A MORON!

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  19. azzman | March 1, 2009 at 7:11 pm

    if she smokes, she pokes

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  20. Sauron | March 1, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    Britney Spears is my HERO!

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  21. Tom K | March 1, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    PLEASE KILLE ME!

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  22. amanda | March 1, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    Come on you guys give her a break!

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  23. jonny | March 1, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    I think she’s HOT!

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  24. Nero | March 1, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    No flappy flash this time? I’m disappointed :(

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  25. jonny | March 1, 2009 at 7:17 pm

    I wish I could date Britney!

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  26. azzman | March 1, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    Give me some, I’m dum

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  27. Nero | March 1, 2009 at 7:21 pm

    Marry me Britney!

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  28. Tinner | March 1, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    She´s coming back… AGAIN?

    Lawd someone snipe the pathetic bitch

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  29. Darth | March 1, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    Briteny has a god hart so leve her alone

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  30. Tinner | March 1, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    BRITNEY RULES!

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  31. Nero | March 1, 2009 at 7:27 pm

    I liked her more with the bald head

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  32. theSuperficialWriter | March 1, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    I apologize for offensive remarks on this website but I am not responsible.

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  33. winky | March 1, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    So many people paid a lot of money to see her!! hopefully she actually dances!

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  34. Nero | March 1, 2009 at 7:30 pm

    Because I am bald all over! HIT ME BABY!

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  35. winky | March 1, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    we love u BRITNEY

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  36. notmimi | March 1, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    notmimi doesn’t love her anymore

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  37. Replica Sunglasses | March 1, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    Can anyone say “frumpy”!

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  38. notmimi | March 1, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    YES I DO!

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  39. Tom K | March 1, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    #21 LMAO! You pretender!

    I’m actually honored you would waste a post using my name pretending to be me. Imitation is the biggest form of flattery! I love it! Thank you!

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  40. Tom K | March 1, 2009 at 7:47 pm

    #39

    How dare you imply that I am not me! YOU are the imposter!

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  41. Replica Sunglasses | March 1, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    I know frumpy because I am one hot mess!

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  42. Nero | March 1, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    Why is she always carrying a water bottle? Doesn’t she know that every human has blood in their veins?

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  44. BRITNEY FAN | March 1, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    LEEEEEEEEEEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!

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  45. Nero | March 1, 2009 at 8:04 pm

    I would love to light her cigarette

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  46. blp | March 1, 2009 at 8:14 pm

    In the “Hit me baby one more time” era I didn’t think she was attractive, even though we’re the same age. Now I want to fuck her more than anyone. Is there something wrong with me? Am I just drawn to average dirty looking skanks?

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  47. Nero | March 1, 2009 at 8:16 pm

    All those therapies seem to have worked well for her.But i’m convinced that 2000 whiplashes do have the same result.

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  48. Nero | March 1, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    I should be beaten first of course…. because I am an asshole delux!

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  49. blp | March 1, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    I had her poster on my wall and would beat off to it nightly.

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  50. feckless | March 1, 2009 at 8:28 pm

    Stop with the horrid southern accent. Honestly Fish, it’s your worst one.

    *ready for that comebacky thang* is more accurate.

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