Britney Spears ready for that comeback thingy, y’all

March 1st, 2009 // 91 Comments

These are shots of Britney Spears landing in New Orleans where she’ll kick off her Circus tour on Tuesday. For someone who’s trying to get their shit back in shape and deliver a performance that doesn’t end in violent demands for a refund, Britney should probably lay off the Marlboros. Then again, it’s not like she really has to sing or do anything more than walk around in high heel boots. And only in rhythm if she feels like it. Baby steps, folks. Baby steps.

Photos: Fame

  1. Sauron

    Hey y’all! How about another bacon recipe!?

  2. Tom K

    Maybe First!

    American Whore!

  3. Darth


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  10. Tom K

    When is she going to marry a black guy? She’s right on track for some Gorilla Penis! I mean it is the American Way?

    Can I get a Amen!!!!! lol

  11. Sauron

    How about BS and Chris Brown together? Big chance he’ll get the tip of an umbrella in his eye,But hey,we’ve seen worse!

  12. amanda

    when is she gonna spend some of her money on a decent bra is a better question…

  13. jonny

    what a talentless moron. can’t sing, can’t dance, and doesn’t even know where she is half the time:

  14. Joline

    I think she is the most sexy celebrity, so there are so many men are talking about her at ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____ forum, they are interested in posting her naked photos and private news.

  15. Sauron

    She’s still hungry for 10 inches or more.

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  19. if she smokes, she pokes

  20. Sauron

    Britney Spears is my HERO!

  21. Tom K


  22. amanda

    Come on you guys give her a break!

  23. jonny

    I think she’s HOT!

  24. Nero

    No flappy flash this time? I’m disappointed :(

  25. jonny

    I wish I could date Britney!

  26. Give me some, I’m dum

  27. Marry me Britney!

  28. Tinner

    She´s coming back… AGAIN?

    Lawd someone snipe the pathetic bitch

  29. Darth

    Briteny has a god hart so leve her alone

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  31. Nero

    I liked her more with the bald head

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  33. winky

    So many people paid a lot of money to see her!! hopefully she actually dances!

  34. Because I am bald all over! HIT ME BABY!

  35. winky

    we love u BRITNEY

  36. notmimi

    notmimi doesn’t love her anymore

  37. Can anyone say “frumpy”!

  38. notmimi

    YES I DO!

  39. Tom K

    #21 LMAO! You pretender!

    I’m actually honored you would waste a post using my name pretending to be me. Imitation is the biggest form of flattery! I love it! Thank you!

  40. Tom K


    How dare you imply that I am not me! YOU are the imposter!

  41. I know frumpy because I am one hot mess!

  42. Nero

    Why is she always carrying a water bottle? Doesn’t she know that every human has blood in their veins?

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  45. Nero

    I would love to light her cigarette

  46. blp

    In the “Hit me baby one more time” era I didn’t think she was attractive, even though we’re the same age. Now I want to fuck her more than anyone. Is there something wrong with me? Am I just drawn to average dirty looking skanks?

  47. Nero

    All those therapies seem to have worked well for her.But i’m convinced that 2000 whiplashes do have the same result.

  48. Nero

    I should be beaten first of course…. because I am an asshole delux!

  49. blp

    I had her poster on my wall and would beat off to it nightly.

  50. feckless

    Stop with the horrid southern accent. Honestly Fish, it’s your worst one.

    *ready for that comebacky thang* is more accurate.

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