The Britney Spears’ pregnancy rumors continue. Earlier in the week it was Star, now it’s Life & Style. No doubt the two have formed an alliance to grip the country in fear. An eyewitness for Life & Style claims Britney looks “totally pregnant.” (Direct quote. I shit you not.) However, if Britney isn’t pregnant it’s not for lack of trying with Adnan Ghalib:
“Britney’s still having sex with him,” an insider tells Life & Style. And Jamie, who has moved in with Britney to oversee her recovery, “can’t stand it,” says the insider. “He hates when Adnan comes over and the two of them disappear for a few hours. He knows they’re having sex. But Adnan makes Britney happy.”
Feel free to scope out the pics of the Brit-belly from last night. Does she look pregnant? I dunno. However I included some shots of Britney earlier in the day hauling around her daily giant Frappucino which is probably the cause of all this speculation. I don’t see why all these magazines want her to be pregnant anyway. It’s kind of sick really. That’s like hoping Michael Jackson is allowed to start his own day care. I mean, yeah, it’ll be adorable at first. But sooner or later somebody’s kid is getting run over by a giraffe. Which will suck after a rough night of Jesus Juice. In the meantime, Sean and Jayden can only dream of such a paradise.
who the fuck dresses that nasty skank ho?
well at least we know she’s off the meth.
Are we sure it isn’t just porknancy?
Hey, on the last picture of her stepping out of the car.. it looks like there’s a piece of something falling out of her va-jay-jay’s general area.. what the.. hahaha
She is just FAT! Eating fast food and starbucks isn’t a diet you can keep when you just sit on your non-pregant fat ass!
She is just FAT! Eating fast food and starbucks isn’t a diet you can keep when you just sit on your non-pregant fat ass!
Average women in America is 5’4″ 140. Looks like Britney is just right at that now. So she is average. But for a celeb, average just does not cut it. In fact, for a celeb, average is fat since the average celeb is skinny as hell. So while Brit may make average women in America feel good, she is now a fat ass for a chick many used to want to bone silly when she was toned and had it together. And let’s be honest, men don;t fantasize about average, they want the trim, toned and fit women to think of. You know, the ones they never can get in real life.
lol!
That’s why they have Kim Kardinskank!
Britney is on her way to being like 70 percent of Americans; 30 pounds or more overweight. Perhaps she will get as fat as Kim Kardinskank and they can do a group reality show.
She’s having a flabby, not a baby.
funny how noone can mention …..
She is a great people. I was told that she will helpe 100 top herpes people on a STD dating site ~~~ ” stdpal.com~~~ this year. And the users on this site increased 3 time this week.
Shit…OH MY Fucking GOD….Are those NEW BOOTS?????? (thud)
(through blurry eyes) Aw shit – #52 saw them first…sorry 52…but oh my fucking god…those boots are fucking new…did Jamie make her buy them??…oh I’m getting excited…maybe he MADE her burn those other boots!!!!…oh joy!!!…no more nasty fucking boots!!!…oh, oh, oh, OHHHHHHHHHHhhh…aw shit!!!…wait, wait a fucking minute!!!!…those boots SUCK!!!
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LOL
I heard a rumor that Apple is buying Microsoft.
I heard a rumor that Rim is being bought out by Atari.
I heard a rumor that Time/AOL/CNN/Fortune is merging with Walmart.
I heard a rumor that Hillary Clinton is a lesbian.
I heard a rumor that Britney Spears is pregnant again.
I guess that rumor thing is kind of fun. I could see getting a job doing this full time.
LOL
I heard a rumor that Apple is buying Microsoft.
I heard a rumor that Rim is being bought out by Atari.
I heard a rumor that Time/AOL/CNN/Fortune is merging with Walmart.
I heard a rumor that Hillary Clinton is a lesbian.
I heard a rumor that Britney Spears is pregnant again.
I guess that rumor thing is kind of fun. I could see getting a job doing this full time.