Britney Spears’ nipples can’t be caged

Here’s Britney Spears at her lawyer’s office yesterday wearing either a bra or one tank top on top of another, I don’t know women’s clothes. But I do know nipples and that’s definitely one trying to break free of its restraints. At this point, I’m almost positive if Britney ripped her shirt off, those things would jab directly into the sun forever blanketing the Earth in darkness.

Or have chicken wings kabobbed on the tips. I go back and forth.

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