Britney Spears’ nipples are ring ting tingling

December 23rd, 2007 // 120 Comments

Before having promiscuous sex with a photographer, Britney Spears walked around Saturday in a ridiculously see-through shirt, and, oh, holy night, no bra! It’s a Christmas miracle. Kind of. I think. All I know is my penis is glowing bright red like Rudolph’s nose and I dunno if that’s good or bad. Hey, here comes Santa Claus. You want my dong to guide your sleigh tonight? Sure. Why not? Let’s save Christmas, jolly man. But wait. *holds a candy cane to his ear* Baby Jesus is on the phone. He says we should get lap dances first. Your treat.

Happy Holidays everybody, see you guys Wednesday.

All the pics are NSFW. (Hint: It’s because of the nipples.)

Photos: INFdaily.com, Splash News

  1. Fred

    Normally i would call this woman a slut or maybe trash but I’m starting to think she might actually be slightly retarded.

  2. chrissy

    100: She can have them….just ask Brit where she got hers done and taken out, and then done, and then taken out again.

  3. Jonsie

    i don’t think when they asked to post a comment, that it was a personal comment about how christmas should be spent, or any real intentions starting a fight. i think what they wanted to do here, is let people agree and disagree on if her nipples are nice or not… if they should be shown in public, or not…
    i don’t think it was supposed to start some chat room fight.
    common’ people! we’re all here reading this crap for the same reason! it makes us feel soooo much better about our own lives! i love that jamie lynn is knocked up. damn! it makes me feel proud that i never had a child at 16!
    and i love the fact that britney has become some kind of media monster with horrible nipples. it makes me feel good about stepping out of my home, with no cameras in my face. and tonight when i shower, i’m gonna enjoy my nipples, cuz i know they’re so much better then hers.
    happy holidays everyone!

  4. whoda

    you know what? if i got 700 million $ per month i think im gonna do the same as Britney and maybe Worst. she’s just the most normal celebrity in the world i think, cause she’s rich and she do whatever she wants and i think u won’t stop her with ure sh.. on this site. Love ya Britney and keep it that way. ;)

  5. Ashley P

    She is hot! I am lucky to find her video in bikini, WOW… sexy, there is no words in the any language to describe hier beauty, Her video was found at a dating club – interracialloving.com, there are many her bikini photos and many people are talking about her

  6. xhot

    She is hot! I am lucky to find her video in bikini, WOW… sexy, there is no words in the any language to describe hier beauty, Her video was found at a dating club – interracialloving.com, there are many her bikini photos and many people are talking about her

  7. Robert W.

    Why does this not seem to surprise me?

    OH WAIT — It doesn’t.

  8. Britney Spears checked out of the hospital. Do you think she should have been? They also said she ripped out her IV. I find that hard to believe, though. http://www.blackwhitekiss.com

  9. She is so bewitching, moreover her hair style looks gorgeous 8-)

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  10. Many fans of Britney! But who knows she had a profile at kissinterracial.com which is a niche interracial dating site? She had a hot video there. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. someone thought it is naughty. but I don’t think so

  11. j

    gorgeous

  12. Derrick

    She’s nasty as they come!!

  13. Dura

    Yup. Still beating off to her.
    Crazy girls are always great in bed, she must be amazing.

  14. ABritneySpearsDefender

    In the genres of POP and R&B, Britney Spears has the MOST beatiful, hottest and and sexiest body (including tits, nipples, ass, and pussy) in the history of R&B and POP music and thats a fact. If anyone disagrees u may email at mikessi2009@yahoo.com and well discuss it.

  15. ABritneySpearsDefender

    In the genres of POP and R&B, Britney Spears has the MOST beatiful, hottest and and sexiest body (including tits, nipples, ass, and pussy) in the history of R&B and POP music and thats a fact. If anyone disagrees u may email at mikessi2009@yahoo.com and well discuss it.

  16. Say what you want about her, she is gorgeous. Dumb as a post, but a gorgeous, dumb post.

    Randy Ridders

  17. Like it,Your blog is good.

  18. jjjj

    there as hard as my cock

  19. nawab

    nice nipple i wan to lick this

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