Britney Spears claimed to be too sick to give a deposition yesterday in her custody battle with Kevin Federline. However, Britney was spotted out until two a.m. hitting up various gas stations, according to TMZ:
Cameras caught the popwreck and an assistant leaving her home away from home, the Four Seasons, for her other home away from home — a gas station — last night. Brit didn’t answer when we asked why she missed her extremely important deposition that morning, saying little more than, “It’s cold, y’all.”
After filling up at that station, Britney drove to another one. What is with her and gas stations? The only scenario I can come up with is that her real father is a Squeegee and Britney’s never going to stop searching until she finds him. Even if it means losing her two children, That One and Who’s His Name.




























Remember when brit was nice? Watch the Toxic video. seriously.
what else do you expect from her…?
Brit should not have to go to court to jutifie what is hers anyway. i for one have sympthighs for her and the predicement that kFed has been puting her in with his lies. lets all just sigh of bredth of relief that she is okay and still with us. her new cd is great, and peice of me is my favorite. she busy with promotion and brit does not have time for foolisness of court fools. the pap can do one thing right and prove that brit has been busy. give me a break what is she supposed to do. its all crazy of course.
When you listen to her cd listen to freakshow and you can hear her heart break when she say let your inbitions go. of course she does singing like that because seh turley loves life and she just wants us to live it to. thats not so hard is it to understand that is it. i want that stupid court judge to remind himselve that next time his daghter whants to live her live without pople always trying to tell her what to do all the time. she is a good person that just wants the bust for us as people so that we can live in bewauty.
I dont want to be the arogant here but brit should go the court when she wants to not when the court fool say she have to. i know you laugh because I always point out the obvenus but someone has to do it and I will be there for brit even though she do not kmnow me ever.
What astounds me is that she hasn’t been found in contempt of court yet.
the day when she finally realizes what she’s doing and overdoses on marshmallows can’t come soon enough.
Please Brit get a clue!
Please Brit get a clue!
Please Brit get a clue!
Please Brit get a clue!
I think she is looking for wayward truckers.
What a dumb peice of trash. “Oh I’m having an axiety attack, I have to stay home!” But then you can leave your house later to go to the gas station with the same group of photogs waiting outside as earlier?? How is that different?! I hope she skips court again and is arrested for it!
Wait a minute……… WAIT. A Minute. Your tank. Your TANK????? Holy shit. It actually took me this long to get that. Kinda like everything else has.
Still….
hahaha. and what clue would THAT be??
Anexio, you have to be the second dumbest person on the planet, after your beloved Brit-Brit.
#3 “sympthighs” has got to be they best mis-spelling I have ever read on here.
I am glad you sympthighs with Britneys troubles. She needs fans like you to make her feel smarter.
She is really stunning.. I am expecting her new music video. She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich.com? I heard of this around some famous gossip sites.
She is really stunning.. I am expecting her new music video. She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich.com? I heard of this around some famous gossip sites.
Did anyone else notice that the juices and that orange cone in the background look better than what is actually being photographed?
She is really stunning.. I am expecting her new music video. She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich.com? I heard of this around some famous gossip sites.
Anexio, you are delusional and a stupid enabler. I hope that you don’t have kids and really are the 12-year-old dumbf*** you appear to be. I would tell you to f*** off but I enjoy your comments far too much.
I actually think #3 is really Britney herself writing on here trying to drum up some sympathy.
“it’s cold y’all”? Really????
Really?????
Pretty sad she has to hop from gas station in hopes of drawing attention and being followed by Paps. What an attention starved SKANK. Seriously – do you EVER see any other celebs at gas stations? She has mantoy bodyguards she bosses around for everything else but she just must fill her gas tank 3x a day? Just do it now Brit, the office pool is getting too large to manage. My money is on pills.
Anexio is right. Brit is a woman of priorites, who has time for going to court and attempting to get their kids back when they have a shitty CD to promote. Forget saving her kids, she needs to save her record sales!!!
Anexio, each day I hold my breath for a Britney post just to see what inane drivel you have to offer us. Thank you for bringing laughter to my otherwise bleak mornings.
seriously? I mean come on… why should anyone have to go to court. Lets all just forget about that stuff and hang out at gas stations…
Oh come ON! Is anyone actually SURPRISED that she faked an “illness” to get out of going to court? She’s actually only gotten away with it for this long because she’s famous. I don’t know why she even bothers to pretend she wants custody of the kids. I’m sure she’s going to act all surprised when the court awards full custody to KFed. She’ll be so broken up she’ll have to buy more microwave burritos.
And Anexio, if getting useless junk food at various gas stations counts as being too “busy” to argue for custody of your kids, then you were probably raised in the same trailer park as Brittney.
But “sympathighs” was the sort of genius only the truly retarded can come up with.
I don’t know if somebody noticed but those feet are also…………………………………..
………….PARIS-GIANTS!!
Ok wow man.
I’m so sorry. I got all caught up and forgot what the hell I was doing here and just started playing along.
Stupid Britney, only Steven Segal is above the law.
Why is she spending so much time at gas stations?
She is picking out locations for her next carreer move. She still has to decide whether she wants to work the register up front or the glory hole in the men’s room.
Choices, choices.
So Anexio is smgishot? Either way, you need to get eaten alive by pitbulls.
I’m sick and bored today, someone entertain me….pwease
Kill yourself already Brit.
You are a waste of human life. Your children are better off if you are dead.
Nice red boots you hooker. Trying to pull tricks at the gas station? Please be sure to grab some condoms you sick fuck. Please don’t breed anymore.
britney is the poster child for deadbeat baby mamas
Anexio= Britney Spears.
Yep, I’m pretty sure.
#23, the office poll. That’s great!
Pills are a good guess. Any kind of overdose, yeah.
I hope it comes soon.
LEAVE HIMSELVE ANEXIO ALONE!
Sumone has to do it! Anexio ees rite again becusue I kmnow heem. Thiis is all jus crazyhorse. Why does the Pope not let brit live her live and lett her arogant bust live in bewauty? Izn’t obvenus that foolish court fools are fools? I laugh becase I let my inbitions go, but I half sympthighs wit choo Anexio.
Yurez turely,
AK
i’m curious as to why the four season’s hasn’t banned her yet. she’s making that place look like a crack house. it’s obvious she’s getting high there.
I don’t have time for the foolishness of court fools either.
I mean, come on! Public drunken behavior is all I have time for. If they want to talk about it, they can find me on the corner of drunk and stupid every afternoon..
#3, really??
i will never understand people like you. if you really cared about britney, you would admit the fact that she needs help instead of encouraging her insane behavior. obviously she is mentally fucked up and if she doesn’t get help soon she is going to do something harmful to herself or those kids. i predict this is going to happen sometime in the next month.
overdose on marshmellows. god that would be amazing.
This is not going to end well for her.
when is her money going to run out? i bet she’ll get her shit together then.
Anexio you are now more important than Britney. Your comments are so badly typed and phrased, saying such immature excrement that you are either a genuis who graduated from an Ivy league school or a chimpanzee that scientists have taught how to type who comes here after extreme acts of masturbation to type drivel until you can feel your feet again. The fish has sent a photographer to get a picture of you. Thanks for sharing
You musst feel for bhritney. she’s needs us. Britnie, please do not lizzen to the bad people. yOu have a rite to go to Hushtler and gas stashions whenever you want.
You’re famous Britney, you shouldn’t lizsten to what uthers tale you wat you need ot do. Do it and rise above the nagutivity.
Shes steel beautifull.
You kno?
DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BRITNEY SSPEARS THIS WEBSITE IS SWAMPED WITH BRITNEY NEWS IT’S NOT A FUCKING BRITNEY WEBSITE GET THE HELL OVER HER ALL SHE IS IS A FAT PEICE OF HUMAN CRAP THAT LIKES TO WEAR GRIMEY EXTENSONS AND EAT GREASE FILLED MAGGOT BURGERS FROM MCDONALDS AND CALORIE FILLED SUCRALOSE FRAPPACINOS FROM STARBUCKS SHUTUP NO ONE CARES GET A NEW JOB ABOUT REPORTING CELEB NEWS CAUSE YOU SUCK
Red boots are just so festive. Hey, ya’ll! Sam told me to tell ya’ll that I didn’t make my appointment to day because I was too busy sucking his cock and crying to myself in the mirror. Ya’ll? What’s so funny, ya’ll? Sammy said he’s goin’ buy me somethin’ special for Christmas with my money. Ya’ll.
I want to renounce Jesus Christ and have sex with Anexio.
I guess she wore her sunglasses at night so no one would recognize her.
MICHA. look. see. these. periods. in. between. words.? They are used to make sentences. Try it! It’s actually quite fun!! Punctuation is glorious!! You can even do silly things with them.
Like this.
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