Britney Spears gets chesty with the kids and other news

- Johnny Depp offers to make Nicolas Cage’s money problems go away thus saving us all from Ghost Rider and National Treasure trilogies. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jon Gosselin is suing TLC for $5 million which should just about cover his first month of child support. Maybe. [PopEater]

- Christina Ricci will be nude in her next film. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Rihanna’s new video for “Russian Roulette” premieres. [Just Jared]

- Nick Hogan doesn’t even remember John Graziano’s name. [Celebslam]

- Octomom wisely chooses to do talk show skits and let sane strangers raise her 800 kids. I’m all for this. [The Blemish]

- Madonna and Jesus Luz might be getting married tonight, so when the seas turn red later, remember who gave you the heads up. THIS GUY. [PopSugar]

- Katie Holmes apparently can look even less thrilled to be alive. Who knew? [Socialite Life]

- Levi Johnston attends A Palin Family Thanksgiving. [Betty Confidential]

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