Britney Spears flashes her thong…again

First.

And I want cottage cheese now.

who brung the sliced peaches cuz i got 2 tons of cottage cheese!

Ewww, that is one fugly ass. No amount of exer-dancing is going to fix that mess.

holy cellulite batman!

on the up side, she looks relaxed and happy…

the whole k-fed thing just fucked the poor girl up. She was a “respected” entertainer. At least people could imagine respecting her… now look at her. 25 and a washed up, cheetos-munching mother of 2 with a ruined career. As the old ssaying goes… you lay in the bed that you make.

the ass of a 50 year old man….

Rehab was awesome for her. Nice wine glass and um, dress?

Nah, no one’s washed up at 25…anyhow, even if she never earns another penny in her life, it’s not as if she’s poor, now is it? Anyhow, if I were her I’d get some liposuction, and fast. I was blind for a good 3 minutes after seeing those pictures.

What´s worse? the hair or the ass?

Ok… where are her kids….

Maybe hiding in her ass cheeks?????

Man, did K-Fed used to beat her ass with a sock full of marbles?

Things are looking up for Britney.

Amazing as it sounds, I’d say the hair…for some reason it looks as if its about to come off and take most of her scalp with it. Never in my life will I understand the obsession women have with hair extensions…wear a wig, or something.

Twitney, please stop. You just don’t have it anymore. Why won’t somebody tell her that?

That is one nasty ass. One of the chicks I fuck has had 2 kids and her ass is 10 times better than Britneys.

Britney wins my vote for official spokeswoman of Crater-Assed Soccer Moms Int’l.

She should really cover up–like from head to toe. Seriously, the world would be a much prettier place if she did.

Anna Nicole Smith’s corpse would look sexy as hell in a thong compared to Shitney.

What, pray tell, is she vacationing from?

Yep…….. Taco Bell Does a Bum Good !!

Are you sure that is Britney Spears and not a random, listless hobo/drifter?

If I had an ass like that, I would shave my head to take attention away from it.

I may be a sad, deviant son of a bitch, but I would hit that like a naughty puppy. Over and over again.

Honestly, I’ve had worse.

Here’s my new Britney fantasy…

In the first picture she is saying “come get me AFJ!” and then in the second picture she is saying “tee hee, I still have millions of dollars!”

Let me just say that I have never had my heart broken by a big girl. They’re the ones that are full of love. And ferret-goo.

AFJ

20 if that is a hobo, it is a Britney look-alike hobo. nice boobs on your site today, though. That is Ava Devine.

This genetic mutation is happening because her DNA originated from trailer park origins.

damn. i swear that my mom, who had 3 kids, and is fucking OLD, doesn’t has as much cellulite as britney. girl needs a lot more than plastic surgery for her ‘comeback.’ and yeah, can you go on vacation if you don’t actually *do* anything?

Holy shit! Those have to be old pictures or something… That ass is WAAAAY bigger than the one posted a few stories down with her and a friend on the beach. Either that, or she went on a massive eating binge over the last couple of days/hours!

I am betting that Texas Tranny looks better in a thong than Britney

#11..awesome

Just when you think she’s gonna get it back together, this happens.

What ever happened to this britney http://www.the-planets.com/britney_spears/britney-spears-biography.htm

For serious…this is really depressing me. But I mean look at all the actresses in their 30′s having kids and coming right back, britney is either totally slacking on the diet or her DNA was spliced with that of a farm animal.

I BET IF HALF OF YOU BITCHES COULD TURN AROUND, AND LOOK AT YOUR ASS, YOU’LL PROBABLY HAVE MORE CHEESE THAN THAT! IF THE CAMERA WASN’T UP HER ASS, EVERY WHERE THAT SHE GOES THEN, YOU WOULDN’T OF HAD THAT PICTURE! I’M PRETTY SURE WHEREEVER SHE WAS IT WAS WINDY, AND THAT SHIT HAPPEN’S EVERY NOW, AND THEN! GO FUCK YOURSELVES HARD, WITH A MILLION DICKS…..BITCHES!

CHA, right this minute I’m boning your mom up the ass, and I’ve got to agree – she’s got less cellulite than Britney (although the moles, hair, and varicose veins are another matter entirely). One thing – what the hell is a “Cleveland Steamer”? She says it’s her favorite, and she hopes I had a big breakfast???

BRITNEY RULES, LOSERS DROOL! AND YOU GUYS ARE NUMBER ONE LOSERS!

Fifi – go gnaw on some rawhide you mangy little yapper.

Snatchit – that’s the same ugly ass as the earlier pictures just a different outfit and view. still fugly.

i hate to give any credit to K-fed, but he jump off that train wreck at exactly the right moment.

Fifi, you cellulite-ridden labra-doodle of a woman. I don’t have to turn around to look at my ass, I simply look at the impression of it in your face, as you are kissing it all day long.

Fuck ourselves hard? With a million dicks? Please, don’t confuse this website for your Uncle Rick’s basement when you were 15.

Drink spunk, you un-washed Uncle-fucker.

AFJ

Careful at lunch today everybody, looks like the Sour Creams gone bad.

Awww, it’s not so bad. If I woke up with this, I’d stick around if she said she’d make breakfast. Sure, before leaving I’d drop a deuce that made her reevaluated the entire evening (instead of stopping at a gas station on the way home), but the point is I wouldn’t immediately jump out the window. Like, say, if I woke up next to Fergie or Jennifer Maniston believing I had just had my first homosexual encounter. There are worse things than fat.

Wow.. the superficial.com haters are pulling out the big guns today; “Losers drool”? Ouch. That’s another month of therapy for me right there.

She needs some pineapple chunks with that cottage cheese haha

http://www.innerdrama.com

aw jimbo, i’m disappointed. you always seemed like such a nice guy. and now you’re making fun of my mom. the poor woman bakes cookies for orphans everyday. don’t make fun of her. thanks.

i bet you fifi’s ass looks worse than that because she’s had a million dicks in it.

fifi you are one classy lady

#9 – the hair in her ass. Or on her ass.
#27 – Very good point – what DOES she do that she needs a vacation from?

#31 – The difference between us on this blog with cellulite on our asses, and Britney with cellulite on her ass, is that WE TAKE CARE OF OUR KIDS!! WHERE ARE HER TWO BOYS? Why wouldn’t she take them with her on vacation. It’s not like a “romantic getaway”, was it?
Oh, wait, she’s unfit to be a mother. She’s unfit to be an entertainer. She’s unfit to even lip-sync to her old material. Yet she still has to parade around in public like a spectacle.
FUCK THIS BITCH! In HER BIG, FAT CORNHOLE! WITH A BIG FAT ZUCCHINI!

She only looks this good because last Thursday was Cheque Day.

Sorry, I got a little carried away there. What I meant to say is that I’m a celeb-obsessed queen. Carry on.

Often, people on this site will make comments and say that the celeb in question looks terrible or ugly.

Secrelty, I disagree and still think they look ok.

Not this time.

My 51 year old girl friend has less butt / led cheese than her … I thought stars did lipo

All of a sudden I’m tormented by the mental image of Britney’s brown streaks on that white thong. I think it’s time to take a roofie.

Somewhere there is a trailer park missing its queen. Poor lost soul.

Vacation Romance! Here’s your chance Barbado! Go for it Big Guy. Just remember to post some pictures for us (I’m thinking matching thongs) along with travel commentary….