Britney Spears was spotted vacationing in Puerto Vallarta over the weekend and accidentally flashed her thong and beautifully shaped ass. Is perfection the word I’m looking for here? I think the word I’m looking for here is perfection. And those are just some ridiculously well done hair weaves. I mean, damn. That hair. That ass. All she needs to do is lose some teeth and she’ll be the ultimate male fantasy. And maybe have a boob fall off.
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Scrivs | June 4, 2007 at 3:00 pm
First.
And I want cottage cheese now.
peaches | June 4, 2007 at 3:01 pm
who brung the sliced peaches cuz i got 2 tons of cottage cheese!
MeanGirl | June 4, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Ewww, that is one fugly ass. No amount of exer-dancing is going to fix that mess.
karen | June 4, 2007 at 3:05 pm
holy cellulite batman!
it's me fuckers!! XD | June 4, 2007 at 3:08 pm
on the up side, she looks relaxed and happy…
the whole k-fed thing just fucked the poor girl up. She was a “respected” entertainer. At least people could imagine respecting her… now look at her. 25 and a washed up, cheetos-munching mother of 2 with a ruined career. As the old ssaying goes… you lay in the bed that you make.
tmac | June 4, 2007 at 3:08 pm
the ass of a 50 year old man….
veggi | June 4, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Rehab was awesome for her. Nice wine glass and um, dress?
Voz | June 4, 2007 at 3:16 pm
Nah, no one’s washed up at 25…anyhow, even if she never earns another penny in her life, it’s not as if she’s poor, now is it? Anyhow, if I were her I’d get some liposuction, and fast. I was blind for a good 3 minutes after seeing those pictures.
Poroleishon | June 4, 2007 at 3:16 pm
What´s worse? the hair or the ass?
cracka | June 4, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Ok… where are her kids….
Maybe hiding in her ass cheeks?????
Donkey | June 4, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Man, did K-Fed used to beat her ass with a sock full of marbles?
Fifth Stooge | June 4, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Things are looking up for Britney.
Voz | June 4, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Amazing as it sounds, I’d say the hair…for some reason it looks as if its about to come off and take most of her scalp with it. Never in my life will I understand the obsession women have with hair extensions…wear a wig, or something.
Whammer Jammer | June 4, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Twitney, please stop. You just don’t have it anymore. Why won’t somebody tell her that?
booga1134 | June 4, 2007 at 3:19 pm
That is one nasty ass. One of the chicks I fuck has had 2 kids and her ass is 10 times better than Britneys.
theoriginalmilf | June 4, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Britney wins my vote for official spokeswoman of Crater-Assed Soccer Moms Int’l.
She should really cover up–like from head to toe. Seriously, the world would be a much prettier place if she did.
Josh Lavarn | June 4, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Anna Nicole Smith’s corpse would look sexy as hell in a thong compared to Shitney.
edan | June 4, 2007 at 3:32 pm
What, pray tell, is she vacationing from?
redsonja1313 | June 4, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Yep…….. Taco Bell Does a Bum Good !!
Bern | June 4, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Are you sure that is Britney Spears and not a random, listless hobo/drifter?
Sho'Nuff | June 4, 2007 at 3:37 pm
If I had an ass like that, I would shave my head to take attention away from it.
Angry Ferret Jones | June 4, 2007 at 3:39 pm
I may be a sad, deviant son of a bitch, but I would hit that like a naughty puppy. Over and over again.
Honestly, I’ve had worse.
Britney Fan | June 4, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Here’s my new Britney fantasy…
Angry Ferret Jones | June 4, 2007 at 3:41 pm
In the first picture she is saying “come get me AFJ!” and then in the second picture she is saying “tee hee, I still have millions of dollars!”
Let me just say that I have never had my heart broken by a big girl. They’re the ones that are full of love. And ferret-goo.
AFJ
RAKEYATRAKEYA | June 4, 2007 at 3:44 pm
20 if that is a hobo, it is a Britney look-alike hobo. nice boobs on your site today, though. That is Ava Devine.
Josh Lavarn | June 4, 2007 at 3:45 pm
This genetic mutation is happening because her DNA originated from trailer park origins.
CHA | June 4, 2007 at 3:47 pm
damn. i swear that my mom, who had 3 kids, and is fucking OLD, doesn’t has as much cellulite as britney. girl needs a lot more than plastic surgery for her ‘comeback.’ and yeah, can you go on vacation if you don’t actually *do* anything?
Snatchit | June 4, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Holy shit! Those have to be old pictures or something… That ass is WAAAAY bigger than the one posted a few stories down with her and a friend on the beach. Either that, or she went on a massive eating binge over the last couple of days/hours!
Jimbo ? | June 4, 2007 at 3:48 pm
I am betting that Texas Tranny looks better in a thong than Britney
shanipie | June 4, 2007 at 3:52 pm
#11..awesome
Just when you think she’s gonna get it back together, this happens.
What ever happened to this britney http://www.the-planets.com/britney_spears/britney-spears-biography.htm
For serious…this is really depressing me. But I mean look at all the actresses in their 30′s having kids and coming right back, britney is either totally slacking on the diet or her DNA was spliced with that of a farm animal.
fifi | June 4, 2007 at 3:53 pm
I BET IF HALF OF YOU BITCHES COULD TURN AROUND, AND LOOK AT YOUR ASS, YOU’LL PROBABLY HAVE MORE CHEESE THAN THAT! IF THE CAMERA WASN’T UP HER ASS, EVERY WHERE THAT SHE GOES THEN, YOU WOULDN’T OF HAD THAT PICTURE! I’M PRETTY SURE WHEREEVER SHE WAS IT WAS WINDY, AND THAT SHIT HAPPEN’S EVERY NOW, AND THEN! GO FUCK YOURSELVES HARD, WITH A MILLION DICKS…..BITCHES!
Jimbo ∞ | June 4, 2007 at 3:54 pm
CHA, right this minute I’m boning your mom up the ass, and I’ve got to agree – she’s got less cellulite than Britney (although the moles, hair, and varicose veins are another matter entirely). One thing – what the hell is a “Cleveland Steamer”? She says it’s her favorite, and she hopes I had a big breakfast???
STOP HATING! | June 4, 2007 at 3:54 pm
BRITNEY RULES, LOSERS DROOL! AND YOU GUYS ARE NUMBER ONE LOSERS!
MeanGirl | June 4, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Fifi – go gnaw on some rawhide you mangy little yapper.
Snatchit – that’s the same ugly ass as the earlier pictures just a different outfit and view. still fugly.
jeremy | June 4, 2007 at 4:00 pm
i hate to give any credit to K-fed, but he jump off that train wreck at exactly the right moment.
Angry Ferret Jones | June 4, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Fifi, you cellulite-ridden labra-doodle of a woman. I don’t have to turn around to look at my ass, I simply look at the impression of it in your face, as you are kissing it all day long.
Fuck ourselves hard? With a million dicks? Please, don’t confuse this website for your Uncle Rick’s basement when you were 15.
Drink spunk, you un-washed Uncle-fucker.
AFJ
Spindoc | June 4, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Careful at lunch today everybody, looks like the Sour Creams gone bad.
H. Stern | June 4, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Awww, it’s not so bad. If I woke up with this, I’d stick around if she said she’d make breakfast. Sure, before leaving I’d drop a deuce that made her reevaluated the entire evening (instead of stopping at a gas station on the way home), but the point is I wouldn’t immediately jump out the window. Like, say, if I woke up next to Fergie or Jennifer Maniston believing I had just had my first homosexual encounter. There are worse things than fat.
Liz | June 4, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Wow.. the superficial.com haters are pulling out the big guns today; “Losers drool”? Ouch. That’s another month of therapy for me right there.
gina | June 4, 2007 at 4:08 pm
She needs some pineapple chunks with that cottage cheese haha
http://www.innerdrama.com
CHA | June 4, 2007 at 4:11 pm
aw jimbo, i’m disappointed. you always seemed like such a nice guy. and now you’re making fun of my mom. the poor woman bakes cookies for orphans everyday. don’t make fun of her. thanks.
jmp13 | June 4, 2007 at 4:11 pm
i bet you fifi’s ass looks worse than that because she’s had a million dicks in it.
fifi you are one classy lady
wedgeone | June 4, 2007 at 4:14 pm
#9 – the hair in her ass. Or on her ass.
#27 – Very good point – what DOES she do that she needs a vacation from?
#31 – The difference between us on this blog with cellulite on our asses, and Britney with cellulite on her ass, is that WE TAKE CARE OF OUR KIDS!! WHERE ARE HER TWO BOYS? Why wouldn’t she take them with her on vacation. It’s not like a “romantic getaway”, was it?
Oh, wait, she’s unfit to be a mother. She’s unfit to be an entertainer. She’s unfit to even lip-sync to her old material. Yet she still has to parade around in public like a spectacle.
FUCK THIS BITCH! In HER BIG, FAT CORNHOLE! WITH A BIG FAT ZUCCHINI!
NicotineEyePatch | June 4, 2007 at 4:16 pm
She only looks this good because last Thursday was Cheque Day.
wedgeone | June 4, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Sorry, I got a little carried away there. What I meant to say is that I’m a celeb-obsessed queen. Carry on.
gooniesneversaydie | June 4, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Often, people on this site will make comments and say that the celeb in question looks terrible or ugly.
Secrelty, I disagree and still think they look ok.
Not this time.
John | June 4, 2007 at 4:20 pm
My 51 year old girl friend has less butt / led cheese than her … I thought stars did lipo
TrippyGoogler | June 4, 2007 at 4:22 pm
All of a sudden I’m tormented by the mental image of Britney’s brown streaks on that white thong. I think it’s time to take a roofie.
Doomhammer | June 4, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Somewhere there is a trailer park missing its queen. Poor lost soul.
woodhorse | June 4, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Vacation Romance! Here’s your chance Barbado! Go for it Big Guy. Just remember to post some pictures for us (I’m thinking matching thongs) along with travel commentary….