Britney Spears fixed herself up last night so she wouldn’t look like, well, Britney Spears in the video she’s shooting for Madonna’s upcoming tour. Her hair has definitely come a long way from the Predator days of yore/January. But somebody has to do something about that crazed smile. You know, the one that suggests Britney eats children. Or, at the very least, puppies – tied to children. With bacon.
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Grunion | July 9, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Is Hulk Hogan her father too? Just sayin’
FIVE0 | July 9, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Yeah, she did clean up ok…and I’d hit it, but what is up with the constatn herpes outbreak on her face???
Shep | July 9, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Makes me laugh every time I remember Britney saying Avril Lavigne wished she looked like her, lol
Where's Darkwing Duck? | July 9, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Awwww, That poor girl is so crazy. I’m glad they have security around her all the time. I wonder what she thinks about besides cigs, cheetos, starbucks……..
hmmmm, is there anything else? Maybe I’m Britney.
Rick | July 9, 2008 at 2:22 pm
I like to wrap warm bacon around my heafty 2 incher. Makes it warm and feels like dad used to make it feel.
Ew | July 9, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Rick, Britney has nothing to do with you fucking your dad. So I’d shut it if I were you.
Auntie Kryst | July 9, 2008 at 2:32 pm
“But somebody’s has to do something about that crazed smile.”
It’s Lithium Bitch!!
FRIST!!! | July 9, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Wow. I could not hate R&B more..
yo | July 9, 2008 at 2:33 pm
does anyone else think that britney and brooke are one and the same?
Rick | July 9, 2008 at 2:34 pm
I can’t shut it it won’t shut anymore which causes anal leaks and ridicule but at least i have friend(s) online.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | July 9, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I’d let her leave those glasses on so I may adorn them with my gift of pearls.
Stewie Griffin | July 9, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Rick… your lifestyle intrigues me. We must have tea and scones and discuss this after my world domination.
mimi | July 9, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Looking good Britney!
GET THAT EMMY!
Jumpin_J | July 9, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Brit, with all the $ you’re going to raking in with your work with Madge, two words: Pro-active. Those zits near your mouth are nasty.
Arctic | July 9, 2008 at 2:55 pm
A: she´s still ugly.
B: whenever she smiles you can tell how stupid she is. It´s that retarded “omg it spins!” smile…
C: atleast she´s not the most pathetic in the world, her fans are so that should keep her from contemplating suicide on a daily basis.
D: seriously she´s butt-ugly
kfeup! | July 9, 2008 at 3:00 pm
LEAVE BRITNEY ALLLOOOOONE!
yokiex | July 9, 2008 at 3:02 pm
She looks a little fat!! I like her songs! Have u guys heard that she ever appeared on the hot hook-up club M E E T R I C H. C O M for wealthy singles/celebs? I heard of it around that site when hooking up with hot girls there recently. Quite a few hot guys are found in his circle there.
bk | July 9, 2008 at 3:04 pm
think she got her crack waxed?
wow | July 9, 2008 at 3:07 pm
How is it possible that she always looks like crap? She not all drunk at the moment and she just walked out of a salon. Yet still her face looks haggard and her bra strap is showing. I look better than her the morning after a 10 hour keg party. She is a paradox. I just dont get it.
veggi | July 9, 2008 at 3:07 pm
What the hell is that thing behind her in pic #2?? Looks like it wants Britneys braaaaaaaaaaaaaains.. wait..
FRIST!!! | July 9, 2008 at 3:11 pm
HaHa!!!! No Veggi, it’s just protecting itself from aliens..
Vas Deferens | July 9, 2008 at 3:19 pm
When is Britney going to fucking die already? Go overdose on some pills like Anna Nicole did, you stupid, disease-ridden whore!
Jackson'shole | July 9, 2008 at 3:19 pm
#16 YES
Her calves are ginormous
havoc | July 9, 2008 at 3:21 pm
mmmmm bacon………
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Hemlock Queen | July 9, 2008 at 3:22 pm
She’s needs a stylist everyday. Seriously. This is so much better than her normal poodle look.
"Rick" | July 9, 2008 at 3:23 pm
hahaha, I really tweaked some fat bitch back on the last story! Keep typing under my name, fattie, it’ll only burn a few calories but every little bit helps.
md | July 9, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Glad to see she can “clean-up” for a video but NOT FOR HER COURT CUSTODY HEARINGS aka CHILDREN!!! Seriously….stupid bitch!!!!
Congrats to the childrens’ father, Kevin, for doing the job of parenting.
sashamrm | July 9, 2008 at 3:50 pm
I hope this is a good thing for her! Her smile does look a bit like an “i eat babies” smile though, haha.
http://www.nikkibgoss.com/
sammy | July 9, 2008 at 4:24 pm
something about her. I don’t know, but I would lick her puss like there’s no tomorrow. I would pound her doggy-style to kingdom come.
Nascar | July 9, 2008 at 4:50 pm
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! hahaha. Not to agree with that dude or anything, but there’s a lot of bad pictures that get produced by high speed cameras. Don’t be too surprised about the abundance of bad Britney pics.
Randal | July 9, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Great to see you moving forward in your life Britney and getting some big jobs along the way. Madonna’s shine will glow that much brighter with you around and just may very well put her on the same level as you.
Keep it up Britney, your fans are loving every minute of it.
Hugs and high fives my dear from me to you. xoxo
Randal
dozer | July 9, 2008 at 5:10 pm
#12 – love the family guy reference!!
no thanks | July 9, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Why does this woman ALWAYS have that god awful mouth acne… PROACTIVE bitch.
jake | July 9, 2008 at 5:49 pm
to #33 and every girl out there:
Proactive is not the answer to great skin. Actually, it’s been proven that sperm has a high protein content and works wonders. So the answer to clear beautiful, and youthful looking skin is a daily jizz-blast ladies!!
haroof | July 9, 2008 at 7:08 pm
I don’t get this chick.
I mean just hire a trainer & lose the extra 30 lbs already.
She won’t revert back to pre-preg Brit but still, it’ll be a vast improvement.
britney's weave | July 9, 2008 at 7:17 pm
wow, her legs are like redwoods.
love the chick in foils in pics two and three… nice.
JennyJenJen | July 9, 2008 at 7:43 pm
@17.. That post was a grammar teachers worst nightmare.. do us all a favor, put a shotgun in your mouth and put your toe on the trigger.. Click.
McLashen Obama | July 9, 2008 at 8:29 pm
On behalf of any British everywhere I apologise profusely for the Daily Mail and their pathetic PR Job here….
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1033720/Bronzed-slim-Britney-prepares-comeback-blow-fans-away.html
“toned”, yes of course…
McLashen Obama | July 9, 2008 at 8:33 pm
ah come on now!!
ok f’d that up try this:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/index.html
see ‘Headlines’
JPRichardson | July 9, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Are herpes, obesity and cankles related in a certain way?
britney's weave | July 9, 2008 at 10:46 pm
@37, that’s a spammer. don’t waste your time. he/she is already dead on the inside.
laugh at the stupid | July 10, 2008 at 12:24 am
She is another dirty! Skanky crazed ho…she is possessed by a demon, that is the only logical explanation for her retardedness. Just lock her up in a padded room already!!!
san | July 10, 2008 at 12:37 am
fuck all u nasty poor fat ass haters, u have nothing better to do then talk about skin ok , its natural , and if u have kids they probably do too. and if u dont i hope the do.
you all need lives, go work, go work out.
leave her alone for once.
and work out ur own issues then diss on her all the time, or even right now,
unlike most ppls i have a life and im turning off my comp screen
bye
san | July 10, 2008 at 12:37 am
fuck all u nasty poor fat ass haters, u have nothing better to do then talk about skin ok , its natural , and if u have kids they probably do too. and if u dont i hope the do.
you all need lives, go work, go work out.
leave her alone for once.
and work out ur own issues then diss on her all the time, or even right now,
unlike most ppls i have a life and im turning off my comp screen
bye
Annearchist | July 10, 2008 at 3:09 am
Swelling of the lower legs, weight gain, and acne or other skin problems are all side effects of taking Lithium, a naturally occuring salt that is commonly prescribed for treating mania and bi-polar depression.
The skin problems are difficult to control with traditional methods without stopping the medication that keeps the patient “normal”.
Weight gain and swelling are also common, and also more difficult to control than it is for someone who isn’t on meds.
The site’s called “The Superficial”, so of course we’re all scrutinizing Britney for physical flaws. I’m not saying we need to “leave Britney alone”, just that these defects may not be a question of character or discipline, but chemistry.
Sunday | July 10, 2008 at 4:17 am
LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
ishi-san | July 10, 2008 at 7:35 am
@ 44: bye! :-)
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | July 10, 2008 at 9:21 am
#44 – You obviously turned off your brain long ago. That was downright painful to read.
Mal Gusto | July 10, 2008 at 11:03 am
Yay, cankles!
moneil | July 10, 2008 at 5:44 pm
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