These are shots from Britney Spears’ upcoming video “Womanizer.” Here’s an exclusive rundown of her characters only on The Superficial:
1. Porn star Britney. “Did y’all just tape us doing it? Ha, you guys! That’s gross.”
2. Cocktail waitress Britney. “What do you mean babies don’t drink brandy?”
3. Secretary Britney. “Listen, I’m gonna dance for y’all and we’ll just forget I tried to photocopy a pizza. Womanizer, womanizer, please don’t dock my pay-anizer.”
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zuumzuumzuuuuum | October 7, 2008 at 4:59 pm
no way in hell – FIRST???? :O
peanut | October 7, 2008 at 4:59 pm
so wait…she takes it up the butt in this new video?
Obama will lose to Palin | October 7, 2008 at 5:05 pm
I wonder if my wife will let me call her Britney tonight when we have sex on our new couch? This chick is getting hot again!
Richard McBeef | October 7, 2008 at 5:06 pm
she takes it up the butt in every video.
glace neuf | October 7, 2008 at 5:09 pm
i’d hit it back to louisiana
I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU | October 7, 2008 at 5:13 pm
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she looks soo fucking hot
graphic | October 7, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Seriously… that mohawk guy in the 3rd pic would never fly in 99% of professional offices… just sayin’
BC | October 7, 2008 at 5:19 pm
I have to say, I already notice that she looks like her old self..full of life. Not lifeless like last year.
Erica Lew. | October 7, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Holy fucking shit. She is so hot. I’d hit it, and I’m a straight chick.
Mo | October 7, 2008 at 5:27 pm
So, Madonna fails to crack a political joke about Sarah Palin and the Superfish fails to crack yet another Britney joke.
I’m SO not surprised.
mamadough | October 7, 2008 at 5:27 pm
whoever her video handlers are, they need to follow her around 24/7 so she doesn’t look like a greased-up taco turd all the time.
trekkie | October 7, 2008 at 5:31 pm
She looks like a klingon in the second picture.
Slut | October 7, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Who the hell kisses Madona after the 1980′s………
escoben | October 7, 2008 at 6:05 pm
too bad her vag looks like roast beef thrown on a wall. thanks to her i can never go into quiznos ever again without getting sick
Ian | October 7, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Sorry but why does everyone say she looks good?
she looks fat in middle pic. Her huge tree trunk linebacker legs are bulding through her pants. Plus she has no hip to wait ratio. She looks like a chubby tranny.
Sport | October 7, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Satisfying her wig fetish, I see.
Where is pic #4 – her in the pink wig emulating a washed up pop star boning some raghead paparazzi?
Nancy From Envvy | October 7, 2008 at 6:15 pm
oMG Y’all haters r soo jelois of her, cuz she is skinny and pretty and a great singer and a cool mom. get a life loosers!
mishel | October 7, 2008 at 7:17 pm
eh one step closer trying not to look like her original train wreck self…
Randal | October 7, 2008 at 7:26 pm
I’m looking forward to watching your new video Britney. From what I’ve heard already of the single on the charts, it’s going to be a deadly vid to watch. Welcome back pop princess, the throne at the top has been empty without you.
Randal
Miss | October 7, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Wow… she looks great. Hopefully the video will be like her old self with great dancing and all, and I can begin to get the old image of Britney Spears back into my head!
Kim1206 | October 7, 2008 at 7:41 pm
one word for you: PHOTOSHOPPING
http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/just-a-little-photoshopping—
I'm Barack Obama and I approve... | October 7, 2008 at 8:07 pm
Heard a great joke today:
What do Barack Obama and Osama Bin Laden have in common??
Give Up??
Both have friends who tried to blow up the Pentagon!!
Hey-oh!!
Harry | October 7, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Good Lord, she’s hot again!
cathy | October 7, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Britney is a beautiful girl. I saw her profile with photos and videos at **Fitness Loving. Com**. There also has some hot celebrities there. It’s said that Anglina signed up there and started a new blog. We can signed up for chatting with them. It’s also free.
luis | October 7, 2008 at 9:26 pm
shes so fuckin hawtt
dont hate
shes bak bitchess
so you think you can douche? | October 7, 2008 at 9:48 pm
wow
team brit for LIFE.
ummm...yeah | October 7, 2008 at 10:19 pm
STFU Randal!!!
All you bitches are soooo fuckin stupid!!!!
God!!!
That bitch is still fuckin through!!!!!
Jackson'shole | October 7, 2008 at 10:26 pm
#15 I love you
Arroyo | October 7, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Can’t we get back to Lindsay and Tara?
Annjo | October 7, 2008 at 11:47 pm
You cannot denys she look beautiful!
HorribleJudgment | October 7, 2008 at 11:51 pm
So Britney is supposed to be playing a porn star. The problem is that she can’t quite pull it off, though, because not even male porn stars would be willing to have sex with, or touch that FAT slab of torso she’s displaying in that picture. Too bad for her. Shitty song, and she’s ugly and FAT in it. Oh well.
d | October 8, 2008 at 12:59 am
are we supposed to rejoice because she is skinny again?
BrandiLye | October 8, 2008 at 1:18 am
With her kind of money, she knew she could bring it back anytime she felt like it, which is why she still wears that “piss off” look in every pic taken of her… she can even buy a new waistline…
woweew | October 8, 2008 at 6:47 am
can i just say
she looks hot again!
gerard Vandenberg | October 8, 2008 at 7:59 am
SHE WAS GLAD THE FART WAS OUT, folks!!
ishi-san | October 8, 2008 at 8:46 am
What many people don’t seem to realize is that she has around 34 stylists controlling every little piece of her while she shoots such a movie! No wonder they can make her look decent again – what is shocking is that she still looks kinda crap……
df | October 8, 2008 at 10:09 am
Yes I can deny, she looks good, because, she actually looks ugly and fat. Too fat to be a popstar, and with no talent either.
gerard Vandenberg | October 8, 2008 at 10:48 am
SHE WAS RELIEVED THE FART WAS OUT, folks!!
flim flam | October 8, 2008 at 10:54 am
15- not everyone is into chicken legs and birthing hips. You prob think Samantha Ronson in a bikini looks good.
michelle | October 8, 2008 at 12:46 pm
i’m glad she is doing well. hopefully, she’ll continue.
ramiro | October 8, 2008 at 1:50 pm
ops! lo hizo otra vez…
BritrOx | October 8, 2008 at 4:04 pm
I don’t understand how people could say she was ever fat. I don’t think someone who only gained the appropriate weight after giving birth deserves that. But if she looked anorexic, oh hell no people will still be talking madness. I think Britney is doing a great job reinventing her.
Jackson'shole | October 8, 2008 at 5:24 pm
#30 OH yes I can deny it.
#31 HAHA true
#39 Yes I do think Samantha Ronson looks much better in a bikini than Britney.
angelalynn79 | October 8, 2008 at 7:00 pm
I just to myself:
Is this how the royal music family really goes?
That does make MJ the mommy, Madonna the daddy and Britney their off spring?
And we EXPECTED HER not to get fucked up somewhere along the way?
Compared to those two, she’s doing JUST FINE =)
ew | October 9, 2008 at 9:47 am
43- you’re a freak.
huh | October 9, 2008 at 9:58 am
31- your name fits your comment. Britney is an extraordinarily cute girl, thats why she has a diamond record… she is just a little lazy about her appearance.
43, you are a sick freak, Samantha Ronson is the ugliest sickliest creature I have ever seen.