Britney Spears can wear outfits

These are shots from Britney Spears’ upcoming video “Womanizer.” Here’s an exclusive rundown of her characters only on The Superficial:

1. Porn star Britney. “Did y’all just tape us doing it? Ha, you guys! That’s gross.”

2. Cocktail waitress Britney. “What do you mean babies don’t drink brandy?”

3. Secretary Britney. “Listen, I’m gonna dance for y’all and we’ll just forget I tried to photocopy a pizza. Womanizer, womanizer, please don’t dock my pay-anizer.

Photos: E! Online