Britney Spears has been announced as the 2009 Candies Girl, according to her blog. That has to suck for Hayden Panettiere who was the Candies Girl. Nothing like getting tossed aside for Britney Spears, but maybe this’ll teach Hayden not to speak in full intelligible sentences, make adult decisions on her own and maintain a healthy diet and fitness regimen. Seriously, could she have dropped the ball any more?
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D&G (Douche and Gargoyle) | March 3, 2009 at 10:21 am
Oh
D&G (Douche and Gargoyle) | March 3, 2009 at 10:21 am
Oh
http://www.popduds.com | March 3, 2009 at 10:24 am
Of course Brit and Candy go hand in mouth!
amr | March 3, 2009 at 10:25 am
perfect
Max Planck | March 3, 2009 at 10:38 am
Mrs. Federline doesn’t look so good.
missywissy | March 3, 2009 at 10:39 am
Get that girl away from the eyeliner!
Sportsdvl | March 3, 2009 at 10:39 am
Do rednecks and “tweens” buy Candies?
OJ's Mom | March 3, 2009 at 10:40 am
I can’t believe that money continues to fall out of the ass of this talentless hillbilly bumpkin. I am simply speechless.
Geoff | March 3, 2009 at 10:42 am
They probably got sick of midget Heydun Pantyhair singing “I represent the lollipop place, the lollipop place” and kicking her short little legs out at odd angles.
Megan | March 3, 2009 at 10:43 am
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
ROUGH DADDY | March 3, 2009 at 10:44 am
Wheres the paunch? Bizarro brit brit…
RichPort's Ghost | March 3, 2009 at 10:51 am
Somewhere a horse is wondering what happened to its hair.
p0nk | March 3, 2009 at 10:56 am
rich, leave sarah jessica parker out of this.
supersex | March 3, 2009 at 11:01 am
she’s my next ex wife
RichPort's Ghost | March 3, 2009 at 11:22 am
and Sheryl Crow too I suppose, p0nk.
Apes in the White House | March 3, 2009 at 11:41 am
Fish superficial, you are so fucking gay. I like how you praise a squatty, flat-chested, chubby little yoda-troll like Panetieerre just because she’s a leftist whacko Obominite, just like you pathetic fucks.
gin-soaked poppin-jay | March 3, 2009 at 11:42 am
There is no apostrophe in
gin-soaked poppin-jay | March 3, 2009 at 11:43 am
heart
Valerie | March 3, 2009 at 11:44 am
12 & 13 HAHA! Well played.
I have nothing nasty to say about her for some reason.
Photoshop Police | March 3, 2009 at 11:44 am
I had a bottle of that stuff many years ago.
The men’s version of Candie’s smelled like fruit stripe gum, which everyone knows is a well known aphrodisiac (for people who like the smell of fruit stripe gum).
Candie’s reps should make sure Britney knows you’re not supposed to drink from the bottle. (Britney, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!)
martiniman | March 3, 2009 at 11:51 am
she looks freak.candy girls???ridiculous.another madonna copycat.shitney ur tour sucks
Darth | March 3, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Is this what she’s wearing part of K-fed’s fashion line?
Parker | March 3, 2009 at 12:09 pm
You can dress a pig in the finest clothes, paint its face, put new shoes on its cloven hooves, and even teach it to walk like a lady but underneath all the glitz is a pig. I gave up my quest to buttfuck Britney years ago when I realized the bacon on my breakfast plate came from one of her close relatives.
I would squeeze Hayden’s tight little ass onto my cock though. It’d be fun to buttfuck that little midget.
Laura | March 3, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Why is there an apostrophe between the heart and “s” or am I missing something? If not it’s a good example of illiterate white trash. Sorry, I forgot this was a post on Britney Spears, that’s what I was missing.
Gando | March 3, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Why is she posing? We all already know she like candy and bacon dishes.
juniper | March 3, 2009 at 12:28 pm
i think the common denominator among all the candies spokesgirls is they have no more career.
Julie ANn | March 3, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Hm…I think she looks pretty.
Parker's Anus | March 3, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Hurts from being rammed.
Obomination | March 3, 2009 at 12:57 pm
17, 18, & 24
The heart shaped symbol plus the apostrophe “s” is a form of contraction. Where two words are joined and the missing letters are replaced by an apostrophe. For instance, haven’t = have not…etc.
In this case, Candie’s is using a symbol instead of a word and adding the apostrophe “s”, a heart plus an ‘s, so it means “Loves”.
In any case, who really gives a shit?
Answer: Only pathetic asskissing deuschbags who never got laid in high school.
josh | March 3, 2009 at 1:08 pm
yeah, that apostrophy shouldnt be there in candies
Nova | March 3, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Nevermind that she’s a horrible mother and can’t be left unsupervised without doing something completely stupid like contacting people once put drugs in her food, or locking herself in a room with her kids when visiting is over. Can only express herself through insane sexual encounters fueled by a lifetime of issues that will never be resolved….mindless, stupid, money machine droid.
Max Planck | March 3, 2009 at 2:14 pm
She looks beuatiful.
Max Planck | March 3, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Marry Me Britney!
Gando | March 3, 2009 at 2:18 pm
I LOVE YOU BRITNEY!
Laura | March 3, 2009 at 2:19 pm
To number 30 – it can be there in “candie’s” if the name is candie and it’s referring to “candie’s clothing line” and because apparently according to 29 I’m a “pathetic asskissing deuschbag who never got laid in high school” (or maybe just because I actually care about the proper use of our language I will be really annoying and point out that “shouldn’t ” has an apostrophe (though I am sure this was just a typo).
I disagree that the apostrophe should be there as there are no letters missing – the heart is just replacing the word ‘love’ not cutting out any letters – you wouldn’t say “love’s ” in this context so the apostrophe is redundant.
I will only say I disagree, however, and not say that is it completely wrong as there is a lack of consistency in English use as it is used in many countries and the standardisation occurred separately across the Altantic so my understanding may be based on different conventions.
Either way – I’m just surprised both Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse are still alive – I wouldn’t have put my money on that this time last year.
boo | March 3, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Candies are the ugliest shoes, they have one style that they re-work over and over again. And the cologne smells like bathroom spray.
lola | March 3, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Wow! How fitting!
Em | March 3, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Britney seems kind of old to be wearing Candie’s…
Giddy | March 3, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Someone’s ALWAYS gotta bring age into it..
M A D | March 3, 2009 at 3:35 pm
HI ! i think she is pretty and funny. but maybe we would like to see her with a good fit body . and into a great and speedy choreography
Lula | March 3, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Hayden didn’t get fired because she’s cute and smart, she got fired because nobody on the face of the earth gives a shit about her.
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Joe Cool | March 3, 2009 at 9:36 pm
You’re right, Superficiai: America wants its celebrities to be like conservatives– stupid, incompetent & bound to fail.
gerard Vandenberg | March 3, 2009 at 11:14 pm
SMART & britney spears simply isn’t “FITTING” eachother, folks!!
Jessica | March 4, 2009 at 10:09 am
I think she looks great…. keep working hard girl- make your come back and prove everyone wrong..
emily | March 4, 2009 at 9:19 pm
LOVE the spray tan on her stomach.
instant abs?
micro sd card | May 10, 2010 at 6:31 am
I do not agree that the apostrophe should be there because there are no letters missing – the heart is just replace the word love does not cut the text – not say love in this context if the apostrophe is redundant.