‘Oh my garsh. Jewelbry!’

May 11th, 2010 // 72 Comments

Here’s Britney Spears performing her duties as Miss Mouth-Breather 2002-2009 while shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday. There’s also a rumor floating around she’s dating the bodyguard in these pics which is, of course, bullshit. Men don’t date Britney Spears as much as they get paid by her dad to pretend her vagina isn’t a cupholder for buckets of chicken. It’s a delicate dance.

EDIT: The saddest thing you will ever see in your life.

Photos: Fame
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  1. Cartman

    Her eyes look dead.

    They must have her on some really strong meds to keep “British Britney” from popping out and saying “Blimey, where’s the petrol station? I need to use the Loo!”

  2. I like the dancing before a mirror, shes so funny, ?u?ava if I was his bodyguard who want to make a weapon and not backward, paparazzi, they never bother him again, and would die if they did have any Britney

  3. Jon

    Pic 13 is very attractive.

  4. tc

    I’ve not seen her look this good for 5 years.

  5. Hmm that’s very interessting but actually i have a hard time understanding it… wonder what others have to say..

  6. captain america

    she saw her shoes & has to throw up now?

  7. Women should sit in a corner and be quiet when we are more than a someone who previously hot.Apparently FAP, your reaction to that was losing someone like you. But if you want, I piss in my face …

  8. Darth

    Oh! Is this good girl checking Rolexes?!

  9. mamamiasweepeaches

    If thats her real hair finally then it finally looks cute again

    Shes wearing a bra – thats always a good thing!

    Those peep toe boots are the stupid shoe to come out since the Ugg. i wish theyd go away. “peep toe” might make sense with a sandal, but a BOOT? And who wants to see toe cleavage anyway?

    This outfit looks like my pajamas – I wear this when I let the dogs out in the yard in the morning and no where else!

    But the bodys not looking bad. She just makes poor fashion choices.

    For HER this look is actually pretty good. Or maybe the bra is just throwing me for a loop!

  10. mamamiasweepeaches

    If thats her real hair finally then it finally looks cute again

    Shes wearing a bra – thats always a good thing!

    Those peep toe boots are the stupid shoe to come out since the Ugg. i wish theyd go away. “peep toe” might make sense with a sandal, but a BOOT? And who wants to see toe cleavage anyway?

    This outfit looks like my pajamas – I wear this when I let the dogs out in the yard in the morning and no where else!

    But the bodys not looking bad. She just makes poor fashion choices.

    For HER this look is actually pretty good. Or maybe the bra is just throwing me for a loop!

  11. mamamiasweepeaches

    If thats her real hair finally then it finally looks cute again

    Shes wearing a bra – thats always a good thing!

    Those peep toe boots are the stupid shoe to come out since the Ugg. i wish theyd go away. “peep toe” might make sense with a sandal, but a BOOT? And who wants to see toe cleavage anyway?

    This outfit looks like my pajamas – I wear this when I let the dogs out in the yard in the morning and no where else!

    But the bodys not looking bad. She just makes poor fashion choices.

    For HER this look is actually pretty good. Or maybe the bra is just throwing me for a loop!

  12. cc

    I still see her as being one of those celebrities that ends up, somehow, squandering their money and ending up poor. In his heyday, he was farting more money than Britney makes and he ended up essentially bankrupt. He was relying on his London tour to save his financial ass.

    And then she’ll be back in the double-wide.

  13. Jammy

    It’s pronounced jularee

  14. http://www.bitchandthebeave.com

    Shouldn’t she have naturally long hair by now?

  15. lindsay

    britney is a dancer-her legs are TONED and SHAPELY! shes casual right here, she doesnt need to go out in full makeup and a ball gown if she doesnt want to.britney is still sexy and THE pop princess of all pop princesses!

  16. lindsay

    britney is a dancer-her legs are TONED and SHAPELY! shes casual right here, she doesnt need to go out in full makeup and a ball gown if she doesnt want to.britney is still sexy and THE pop princess of all pop princesses!

  17. lindsay

    britney is a dancer-her legs are TONED and SHAPELY! shes casual right here, she doesnt need to go out in full makeup and a ball gown if she doesnt want to.britney is still sexy and THE pop princess of all pop princesses!

  18. CL

    ‘Oh my garsh. Jewelbry!’ L Fucking O L

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  20. I want to photoshop a dick next to her mouth in that first pic.

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