Here’s Britney Spears arriving at the X Factor auditions in Oakland yesterday, and you’d just assume someone who has an entire dressing room stuffed to the gills with fried chicken, potato salad and Snickers wouldn’t have to be held down in a make-up chair until the tranquilizer dart kicks in cancelling out the Pop Rocks she ate on the car ride over leaving 10 former Navy SEALs paralyzed in her sugar-fueled retard-strength wake. But here we are.
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Er, Photo Boy? San Francisco and Oakland are two separate and distinct cities.
As someone who grew up in the East Bay, it’s fucking annoying when people refer to Oakland as San Francisco as if no one will know where the fuck Oakland is. Everyone knows Oakland ’cause I’m pretty sure Tupac mentioned it in a song once but he didn’t fuckin’ rap about San Francisco, okay?
Who gives a crap, they are both discusting cities. I personally can’t wait until the state detaches from the rest of the country and becomes its own little pretentious island, with any luck it will sink and take all the trash down with it. blah – moving on.
It’s “disgusting” not “discusting”.
can you spell typo too?
wow. t-minus 5 years to crazy cat-lady transition
You spelled regression wrong.
She’s channeling some Elephant Man with that leg.
…And you’re channeling Clay Aiken with your sexual orientation.
Huh, new name but still retarded. : )) When was the last time your fat ugly cooch was within ten feet of a penis? :)
Better question: When was the last time your mouth wasn’t near one?:)
her forehead says it all…..
Tranny?
Why is her hairline receding? I’ve never seen someone so rich look so terrible all of the time. This bitch is nasty.
her hairline has always looked like that.
It puts the lotion in the basket!
C’MON FEEL THE NOISE
GIRLS, ROCK YOUR BOYS
WE’LL GET WILD, WILD WILD…WILD WILD WILD!
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Aren’t you confusing Twisted Sister with Quiet Riot? Let’s not cheapen the memory of classic ’80′s metal with confusion.
Actually That song is not classic 80′s metal , it was a 70′s track performed by English band Slade , look them up they were amazing .
dee snyder = twisted sister
come on feel the noise = quiet riot.
not a big deal. just sayin
Ouch!
Wrong lyrical suggestion….but uncanny photo resemblance.
I’ll give you a pass on this DJ. A lot has happened in 25 years and my mind is a little fuzzy also.
Fish, you must be familiar with retard strength. That shit ain’t no foolin. Retarded people are wicked strong. Like chimpanzee style and shit.
so if you ever see a retarded chimp, you GTFO of there ASAP!
EEEWWW she looks horrible.
That is all.
I dare you to swindle people out of 15 million dollars and not have this same maniacal look on your face.
That made my day. LOL
It looks like she died and went to Oakland.
i’d fuck the shit outta this bitch, then i’d like on her dirty butthole…
^lick…or eat….
That’s probably all you’re gonna get after stealing the WRONG Orange crop report.
This dude’s boobs look great !
“The sight, just the *sight*, of Xena, Warrior Princess arguing on *my* behalf amuses me, so let me tell you. Let me answer your question about what I’d do if you let me go. You let me go, and I’ll dedicate my life to killing everything you love. Your friends, your family, your reputation – even your horse. I’m being so honest with you, because the idea of your pity is worse than death for me. You see, you created a monster with integrity, Xena. Scary, isn’t it? “
Looks like she just stepped out of the double-wide at the Trailer Park.
Inside Berney looks better than Outside Berney
Her boobs are no longer staring at her feet there.
And *that* was voted most beautiful in music?! Christ, where’s the standards in this country?!
She looks good for 58.
“what the fuck??!” is all i can muster up right now.
this strange thing sticking out of her leg freaks me out.
Is the scene where the Joker dressed up as a nurse?
Looks stunning in this photo
this is more like it…but still, what’s with the huge burn on her foot??
it’s not a burn, it’s psoriasis..she’s had since at least 2004.
Wow, the Rod Stewart hair is definitely not working in her favor. I’ll never understand why women bleach the shit out of their hair. It ages them at least 10 years. In Britney’s case, I think her hair is the least of her concerns!! I guess tanning really does cause premature aging.
(God, these new psychotropic drugs they have me on are …..grrrrr-REAT! Like Tony the Tiger. He was on “Who’s the Boss” and was a retired boxer, down on his luck from Philadelphia who drank at a bar with Danny Devito and starred in Twins…..what the fuck am I thinking about?……echo echo echo. Echo and the Bunnymen… ) -
{Grabbed by arm} “Britney, Britney, smile for the camera!!!”
(i love their music…Lips like sugarrrr,,,,,sugar kisses!!!)
{flashing, yelling} “Britney, tell us about your marriage Britney!”
You actually think Britney would know about Echo & the Bunnymen? Upon hearing the name, she’d want to know if it’s on the cartoon channel.
I agree with the Diva. That stream of consciousness you have going on is still a few levels above Britney’s intellect.
Is that a Courtney Love mask?
Looks like Britney just spotted the crafts service table…EVERYBODY RUN!!!
I’d still put my dick in her. I’d fuck her silly, then run for my goddamn life!
She’s already silly. You should fuck her sane.
Perfect response.
Fuck! They’re remaking Fatal Attraction?
Hehehehehe, snorfle.
Where the EFF are her eyebrows?!
That’s what I was thinking. She’d look a whole lot better with them.
She looks like my sister-in-law, and that ain’t good.
Dee Snyder has some saggy tits.
Ah, Bertney & her dried up floppy titty bags with downward facing nips. My god, she absolutely looks like shit. I wouldn’t fuck her if they paid me to… seriously.
are you fucking retarded?? she has no cankles you twit.
poor girl. she was really hot at one time. now she just looks sad from the inside.
How did I ever fap to her?
Because of stuff like this. You fapped to the likes of this.
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You have to wonder how she never became suicidal knowing she once looked like that. Oh, wait….
And because everyone remembers when she wore this
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seriously? reading some of these comments…that ^^ was really stupid.
your comments are really stupid
Either she’s not wearing a bra, or she needs a better one. Why would someone who has A LOT of money look just awful?
Bangs are ur friend, Brit. What happened? Remember her toxic video and her oops video. :(
wow her tits look flabergasted is that possible???
The land of Oz has not been kind to Glenda the Good Witch…
I always wonders what Brittany the porn star would look like.
I’m feeling generous today, but this is like the “Where’s Waldo” of compliments. Nice collarbone?
Money for nothin…..
She looks fucking haunted.
Unbelievable how bad time as been for this broad. Look at that hundred year old face and those friggin knees!
Remember when she went crazy and shave her head? It’s really too bad she didn’t have a paper bag surgically attached to her face then too.
Betelgeuse,Betelgeuse,Betelgeuse!