Bertney Looks Bootiful, Y’All

June 19th, 2012 // 114 Comments
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Here’s Britney Spears arriving at the X Factor auditions in Oakland yesterday, and you’d just assume someone who has an entire dressing room stuffed to the gills with fried chicken, potato salad and Snickers wouldn’t have to be held down in a make-up chair until the tranquilizer dart kicks in cancelling out the Pop Rocks she ate on the car ride over leaving 10 former Navy SEALs paralyzed in her sugar-fueled retard-strength wake. But here we are.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes The X Factor Auditions
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    Er, Photo Boy? San Francisco and Oakland are two separate and distinct cities.

    • Tupac Fan

      As someone who grew up in the East Bay, it’s fucking annoying when people refer to Oakland as San Francisco as if no one will know where the fuck Oakland is. Everyone knows Oakland ’cause I’m pretty sure Tupac mentioned it in a song once but he didn’t fuckin’ rap about San Francisco, okay?

      • jme

        Who gives a crap, they are both discusting cities. I personally can’t wait until the state detaches from the rest of the country and becomes its own little pretentious island, with any luck it will sink and take all the trash down with it. blah – moving on.

      • Blahblahblah

        It’s “disgusting” not “discusting”.

      • jme

        can you spell typo too?

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    jimmy james
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    wow. t-minus 5 years to crazy cat-lady transition

  3. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes The X Factor Auditions
    Dude of Dudes
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    She’s channeling some Elephant Man with that leg.

  4. oh i know

    her forehead says it all…..

  5. juss

    Why is her hairline receding? I’ve never seen someone so rich look so terrible all of the time. This bitch is nasty.

  6. RebaKATT

    It puts the lotion in the basket!

  7. C’MON FEEL THE NOISE
    GIRLS, ROCK YOUR BOYS
    WE’LL GET WILD, WILD WILD…WILD WILD WILD!

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/19/twisted-340_547.jpg[/img]

  8. USDA Prime McBeef

    Fish, you must be familiar with retard strength. That shit ain’t no foolin. Retarded people are wicked strong. Like chimpanzee style and shit.

  9. Wood

    EEEWWW she looks horrible.

    That is all.

  10. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes The X Factor Auditions
    rantatonne
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    I dare you to swindle people out of 15 million dollars and not have this same maniacal look on your face.

  11. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes The X Factor Auditions
    rantatonne
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    It looks like she died and went to Oakland.

  12. Randolph Duke

    i’d fuck the shit outta this bitch, then i’d like on her dirty butthole…

  13. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes The X Factor Auditions
    DeucePickle
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    This dude’s boobs look great !

  14. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes The X Factor Auditions
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    “The sight, just the *sight*, of Xena, Warrior Princess arguing on *my* behalf amuses me, so let me tell you. Let me answer your question about what I’d do if you let me go. You let me go, and I’ll dedicate my life to killing everything you love. Your friends, your family, your reputation – even your horse. I’m being so honest with you, because the idea of your pity is worse than death for me. You see, you created a monster with integrity, Xena. Scary, isn’t it? “

  15. theoriginal LJ

    Looks like she just stepped out of the double-wide at the Trailer Park.

  16. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes The X Factor Auditions
    DeucePickle
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    Inside Berney looks better than Outside Berney

  17. Laurie

    And *that* was voted most beautiful in music?! Christ, where’s the standards in this country?!

  18. kimmykimkim

    She looks good for 58.

  19. mrsmass

    “what the fuck??!” is all i can muster up right now.

  20. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes The X Factor Auditions
    rospo
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    this strange thing sticking out of her leg freaks me out.

  21. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes The X Factor Auditions
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    Is the scene where the Joker dressed up as a nurse?

  22. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes The X Factor Auditions
    Luopis
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    Looks stunning in this photo

  23. Jack

    Wow, the Rod Stewart hair is definitely not working in her favor. I’ll never understand why women bleach the shit out of their hair. It ages them at least 10 years. In Britney’s case, I think her hair is the least of her concerns!! I guess tanning really does cause premature aging.

  24. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes The X Factor Auditions
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    (God, these new psychotropic drugs they have me on are …..grrrrr-REAT! Like Tony the Tiger. He was on “Who’s the Boss” and was a retired boxer, down on his luck from Philadelphia who drank at a bar with Danny Devito and starred in Twins…..what the fuck am I thinking about?……echo echo echo. Echo and the Bunnymen… ) -

    {Grabbed by arm} “Britney, Britney, smile for the camera!!!”

    (i love their music…Lips like sugarrrr,,,,,sugar kisses!!!)

    {flashing, yelling} “Britney, tell us about your marriage Britney!”

    • Devilish Diva

      You actually think Britney would know about Echo & the Bunnymen? Upon hearing the name, she’d want to know if it’s on the cartoon channel.

  25. firstofthefallen

    Is that a Courtney Love mask?

  26. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes The X Factor Auditions
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    Looks like Britney just spotted the crafts service table…EVERYBODY RUN!!!

  27. terry

    I’d still put my dick in her. I’d fuck her silly, then run for my goddamn life!

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    Charlie Hodge
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    Fuck! They’re remaking Fatal Attraction?

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    cc
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    Hehehehehe, snorfle.

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    Blarb!
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    Where the EFF are her eyebrows?!

  31. LegMan

    She looks like my sister-in-law, and that ain’t good.

  32. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes The X Factor Auditions
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    Dee Snyder has some saggy tits.

  33. Die already...

    Ah, Bertney & her dried up floppy titty bags with downward facing nips. My god, she absolutely looks like shit. I wouldn’t fuck her if they paid me to… seriously.

  34. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes The X Factor Auditions
    jaime
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    are you fucking retarded?? she has no cankles you twit.

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    baloo
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    poor girl. she was really hot at one time. now she just looks sad from the inside.

  36. GrandDragon

    How did I ever fap to her?

    • Because of stuff like this. You fapped to the likes of this.

      [img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110215011338/lyricwiki/images/6/6e/Britney-Top10List-Snake.jpg[/img]

      • Laurie

        You have to wonder how she never became suicidal knowing she once looked like that. Oh, wait….

      • And because everyone remembers when she wore this
        [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/20/normal_1813-340_510.jpg[/img]

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    jaime
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    seriously? reading some of these comments…that ^^ was really stupid.

  38. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes The X Factor Auditions
    jaime
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    your comments are really stupid

  39. Either she’s not wearing a bra, or she needs a better one. Why would someone who has A LOT of money look just awful?

  40. MyCoworkerIsHot

    Bangs are ur friend, Brit. What happened? Remember her toxic video and her oops video. :(

  41. little turtle head

    wow her tits look flabergasted is that possible???

  42. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes The X Factor Auditions
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    The land of Oz has not been kind to Glenda the Good Witch…

  43. That Bastard Tony

    I always wonders what Brittany the porn star would look like.

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    Lord Invader
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    I’m feeling generous today, but this is like the “Where’s Waldo” of compliments. Nice collarbone?

  45. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes The X Factor Auditions
    Cock Dr
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    Money for nothin…..

  46. Niki

    She looks fucking haunted.

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    Stewie Griffen
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    Unbelievable how bad time as been for this broad. Look at that hundred year old face and those friggin knees!

  48. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes The X Factor Auditions
    Adam
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    Remember when she went crazy and shave her head? It’s really too bad she didn’t have a paper bag surgically attached to her face then too.

  49. Britney Spears Crazy Eyes The X Factor Auditions
    DonkeyPunchAmandaBynes
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    Betelgeuse,Betelgeuse,Betelgeuse!

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