Bertney’s X-Factor Rider Demands Chick’n, Soder Pop And That There Tater Salad She Likes 24/7

May 24th, 2012 // 84 Comments
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Despite being a ward of the state, Britney Spears is getting $15 million to judge X-Factor but that don’t mean a girl can’t ask for some chicken and potato salad delivered to her dressing room in the mornin’. So here’s her official X-Factor rider which surprisingly includes diet soda, so just assume her dad added that one. “Alright, Britney, now I let the chicken, ‘tato salad, Doritos and Snickers slide, but dangnabbit, you ain’t drinkin’ no sugah water.” Via Contactmusic:

The ‘Toxic’ singer – who has signed a $15 million deal to join the panel of the US version of the show alongside Demi Lovato – has made a number of backstage demands, including six cases of Diet Coke containing 24 cans, which must be replenished every week.
She also wants 10 snack size bags of Doritos for her and her team a day, 12 vases of magnolia blossoms in her dressing room, 10 pieces of chicken and four pints of potato salad every week.
According to LOOK magazine, Britney – who is engaged to Jason Trawick – also requires a beauty team which includes a personal manicurist, a facialist and a massage therapist.

I’ll take a shot in the dark here and say the manicurist, facialist and massage therapist are mostly there to mash everything together in a bowl, but there’s no way this can be good for the show. Just no way.

SIMON: Well, I thought that was absolutely dreadful. Britney, what’d you think? … Britney?
BRITNEY: *still sitting on the floor of dressing room* What’s that Mr. Cool Ranch? Y’all wants me to dip you in tater salad? You’re the boss! Eerrrrrooooowwwwwwww….

Photo: Getty, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Lion-o

    Thunder!

    Thunder!

    Thunder Thighs!!!!!! Ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Britney Spears Cellulite Legs Tight Minidress Jason Trawick
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    She’ll be pissed when she finds out it’s not The Bacon Theater.

  3. Britney Spears Cellulite Legs Tight Minidress Jason Trawick
    shelby
    Commented on this photo:

    the top half – nice. bottom half – can never be unseen.

  4. Britney Spears Cellulite Legs Tight Minidress Jason Trawick
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    Disgusting! Her dress is dirty!

  5. judging you

    Sadly that rider is tame compared to what I would demand. A team of chinchilla wearing eunuchs to carry me to and from everywhere.

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    stacy
    Commented on this photo:

    She brings back memories. I used to drive my CJ-5 through the trailer parks, offer the girls some beer and have a party with them all weekend. She kinda has the same do anything for beer and food look.

    • Bobu

      Looks damn good in this pic. In fact I dont know what happened, her legs looked bangin’ just a few moments ago.

  7. Jesus…She makes Christina look like a supermodel.

  8. A whole team of people to mash that food together in a bowl? I thought KFC does that already.

    [img]http://laist.com/attachments/la_elise/IMG_8585%20%28Small%29.JPG[/img]

    • kimmykimkim

      Yuck! That looks so gross! It’s looks like, well, like Britney’s thighs. She is so fucking disgusting!

  9. Brit brit and Demi; 2 people who definitely should be giving advice to others.

  10. Dramatic Puddle

    I feel kind of sorry for Britney. It must be hard to be a stupid, unwashed bucket of crazy who’s been sold to a dude who looks like a failed accountant. All her millions can’t buy her freedom.

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    stacy
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs all those body guards to act as a shield. Not to protect her from the public but to keep her away from shiny objects.

  12. that diet makes for some tangy butthole!

  13. TooCoo

    Sounds like she’ll be judging on the 3X- Factor.

  14. drunk again

    Would lick the gravy out of that ass

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    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    “…yeah, I see ‘em, they look like our lunch from earlier. Hell no, homie, original recipe.”

  16. it had to be said

    She’ll bring her own cottage cheese, thanks.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    When a garment is squeezing your lower body like a vise the body fluids have to go somewhere.

  18. Britney Spears Cellulite Legs Tight Minidress Jason Trawick
    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s human… would ya look at that!

  19. vgrly

    15 mil. She should use that money towards a better stylist. If you have bad cellulite then don’t wear clothes that will emphasize. You can still look good without wearing something suited for someone with a better body.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Yum, milk and cottage cheese!

  21. Britney Spears Cellulite Legs Tight Minidress Jason Trawick
    rican
    Commented on this photo:

    *The sound of projectile vomit*

  22. Cher X

    Nude hose ladies. It can do wonders.

  23. El Jefe

    The X Factor is a total joke, no wonder it is getting the shit kicked out of it. Can you imagine being a real singer and being judged by the Queen of auto-tune and a no hit wonder crackhead? I would drop dead laughing at them criticizing me.

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    BostonBruin
    Commented on this photo:

    Train wreck waiting to happen.

  25. Britney Spears Cellulite Legs Tight Minidress Jason Trawick
    Michelle
    Commented on this photo:

    Her legs are perfect. Some photos they look bad, in some they look great…

  26. kimmykimkim

    If she’s a ward of the state, can’t they enforce a dress code on this fat ass? For everybody’s sake, please!

  27. Britney Spears Cellulite Legs Tight Minidress Jason Trawick
    KungFu Panda
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t care, given the chance, Id still fuck her. Bat shit crazy and all.

  28. Britney Spears Cellulite Legs Tight Minidress Jason Trawick
    tod
    Commented on this photo:

    come on everyone!!!! this is photoshop all the way

  29. Alex

    Some of the shit these musicians put on riders are the best! The Southern rappers are just insane. I can’t imagine the looks on venue reps’ faces when they get them emailed or faxed.

  30. In the South we dont say soda pop, everything is a coke.

  31. Britney Spears Cellulite Legs Tight Minidress Jason Trawick
    LockNLoad
    Commented on this photo:

    “Her legs are perfect”
    Her calves are the size of her thighs, more cellulite than women twice her age. Ok, perfect.

    I guess this is the new “fit”.

    • ohwhatthehell

      Yeah, not sure what Michelle is thinking. Based on the other pictures, this one is not an accurate depiction of her legs. The first one, with the all the cellulite, looks like it’s been altered just a little bit, but is closer to reality than this one.

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    Stewie Griffen
    Commented on this photo:

    Remember when the Southern white trash was hot? Yea, me neither!

  33. brilliant

    Girl is a one trailer park and hair-colorist away from being Roseanne.

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    SupaDupa
    Commented on this photo:

    For some reason I read, “Britney Spears at the Bacon Theater” at first glance….

  35. Weirdo

    I don’t care what anyone says, I’d be happy to give Miss Bertney a facial!

  36. Britney Spears Cellulite Legs Tight Minidress Jason Trawick
    Truth
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoever writes these can stop with the painfully awkward and unfunny titles for this celeb

  37. Britney Spears Cellulite Legs Tight Minidress Jason Trawick
    valen001
    Commented on this photo:

    Her milk shake is thick.

  38. Britney Spears Cellulite Legs Tight Minidress Jason Trawick
    CranAppleSnapple
    Commented on this photo:

    She brings her own potato salad.

  39. Britney Spears Cellulite Legs Tight Minidress Jason Trawick
    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t believe that I’m writing something in support of Britney F-ing Spears, but honestly, at least she admits she has cellulite. She famously showed the side by sides of her photo-shopped and un-PS’d for the Candies campaign, and here she is again baring it all, so to speak. We know all the celebitches have it; they’re just too phony to own it. So thanks Brit Brit for being a real person. And a Ho (lookit how short that dress is!)

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    The realist
    Commented on this photo:

    I think a lot of people front on here but I am going to be honest: I’d still hit it……

  41. Britney Spears Cellulite Legs Tight Minidress Jason Trawick
    Photoshop Master
    Commented on this photo:

    I know she always looks like hell but this looks kinda fake.

  42. Britney Spears Cellulite Legs Tight Minidress Jason Trawick
    Hemi
    Commented on this photo:

    Leave Brittneys cellulite alone!!!

  43. Britney Spears Cellulite Legs Tight Minidress Jason Trawick
    As if
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously? Worst photoshop ever! No doubt.

  44. Britney Spears Cellulite Legs Tight Minidress Jason Trawick
    salamandrina
    Commented on this photo:

    she is kinda balding, big forhead. But this cellulite is fake fotoshop, she still have nice legs

  45. Britney Spears Cellulite Legs Tight Minidress Jason Trawick
    floyd
    Commented on this photo:

    Thats not cellulite …those are muscle pillows.

  46. Britney Spears Cellulite Legs Tight Minidress Jason Trawick
    maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow that is totally fake. Just like the old one of Victoria Beckam. Britney may have huge thighs, but they’re toned and cellulite free. bitch.

  47. Britney Spears Cellulite Legs Tight Minidress Jason Trawick
    DKK
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice. She looks good.

  48. Britney Spears Cellulite Legs Tight Minidress Jason Trawick
    DKK
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks hot. Love Britney Spears.

  49. Britney Spears Cellulite Legs Tight Minidress Jason Trawick
    DKK
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks gorgeous.

  50. Britney Spears Cellulite Legs Tight Minidress Jason Trawick
    DKK
    Commented on this photo:

    Britney is beautiful!

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