Despite being a ward of the state, Britney Spears is getting $15 million to judge X-Factor but that don’t mean a girl can’t ask for some chicken and potato salad delivered to her dressing room in the mornin’. So here’s her official X-Factor rider which surprisingly includes diet soda, so just assume her dad added that one. “Alright, Britney, now I let the chicken, ‘tato salad, Doritos and Snickers slide, but dangnabbit, you ain’t drinkin’ no sugah water.” Via Contactmusic:
The ‘Toxic’ singer – who has signed a $15 million deal to join the panel of the US version of the show alongside Demi Lovato – has made a number of backstage demands, including six cases of Diet Coke containing 24 cans, which must be replenished every week.
She also wants 10 snack size bags of Doritos for her and her team a day, 12 vases of magnolia blossoms in her dressing room, 10 pieces of chicken and four pints of potato salad every week.
According to LOOK magazine, Britney – who is engaged to Jason Trawick – also requires a beauty team which includes a personal manicurist, a facialist and a massage therapist.
I’ll take a shot in the dark here and say the manicurist, facialist and massage therapist are mostly there to mash everything together in a bowl, but there’s no way this can be good for the show. Just no way.
SIMON: Well, I thought that was absolutely dreadful. Britney, what’d you think? … Britney?
BRITNEY: *still sitting on the floor of dressing room* What’s that Mr. Cool Ranch? Y’all wants me to dip you in tater salad? You’re the boss! Eerrrrrooooowwwwwwww….
Photo: Getty, INFdaily, Splash News
Thunder!
Thunder!
Thunder Thighs!!!!!! Ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She’ll be pissed when she finds out it’s not The Bacon Theater.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
That looks like a really poor job of Photoshopping. I don’t doubt that she has some cellulite, but you can actually see the brush stroke marks in that close up photo of her thigh.
the top half – nice. bottom half – can never be unseen.
Bottom half particularly with those unsetting small hands.
Eep! Flipper baby!
Is she from mountain people? The kind that get cut off from civilization for at least 6 months of the year?
Disgusting! Her dress is dirty!
That’s where she wipes the dorito remains off her fingers.
There’s your first mistake. Expecting more from her.
She always has something spilled on her.
Sadly that rider is tame compared to what I would demand. A team of chinchilla wearing eunuchs to carry me to and from everywhere.
She brings back memories. I used to drive my CJ-5 through the trailer parks, offer the girls some beer and have a party with them all weekend. She kinda has the same do anything for beer and food look.
Looks damn good in this pic. In fact I dont know what happened, her legs looked bangin’ just a few moments ago.
Jesus…She makes Christina look like a supermodel.
No. No she doesn’t. Not even roadkill could do that.
A whole team of people to mash that food together in a bowl? I thought KFC does that already.
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Yuck! That looks so gross! It’s looks like, well, like Britney’s thighs. She is so fucking disgusting!
Brit brit and Demi; 2 people who definitely should be giving advice to others.
I feel kind of sorry for Britney. It must be hard to be a stupid, unwashed bucket of crazy who’s been sold to a dude who looks like a failed accountant. All her millions can’t buy her freedom.
“All her millions couldn’t buy her freedom.”
No, but those millions did buy her a one-way ticket to “Batshit Crazy”.
“Failed Accountant” did it for me.
She needs all those body guards to act as a shield. Not to protect her from the public but to keep her away from shiny objects.
that diet makes for some tangy butthole!
Shit eater
Don’t do it, pimp! You’ll fall into one her cellulite craters and will never be heard from again. Think of all the better ass eating you’d be missing!
if my last gasp of air is from britneys butt, then so be it.
and i think we all know the only ass eating i’m missing is yours, kimmy!
Well, thank you, pimp, but I was thinking more like Kelly Brook. Anybody but Britney! That’s a shitty way to die.
Sounds like she’ll be judging on the 3X- Factor.
Would lick the gravy out of that ass
“…yeah, I see ‘em, they look like our lunch from earlier. Hell no, homie, original recipe.”
She’ll bring her own cottage cheese, thanks.
When a garment is squeezing your lower body like a vise the body fluids have to go somewhere.
She’s human… would ya look at that!
15 mil. She should use that money towards a better stylist. If you have bad cellulite then don’t wear clothes that will emphasize. You can still look good without wearing something suited for someone with a better body.
Yum, milk and cottage cheese!
*The sound of projectile vomit*
Nude hose ladies. It can do wonders.
The X Factor is a total joke, no wonder it is getting the shit kicked out of it. Can you imagine being a real singer and being judged by the Queen of auto-tune and a no hit wonder crackhead? I would drop dead laughing at them criticizing me.
Train wreck waiting to happen.
Apparently you missed the last 15 years; she crashed and burned a long time ago.
Her legs are perfect. Some photos they look bad, in some they look great…
If she’s a ward of the state, can’t they enforce a dress code on this fat ass? For everybody’s sake, please!
I don’t care, given the chance, Id still fuck her. Bat shit crazy and all.
Yea me too, right in the butt then have her lick it off!
come on everyone!!!! this is photoshop all the way
Some of the shit these musicians put on riders are the best! The Southern rappers are just insane. I can’t imagine the looks on venue reps’ faces when they get them emailed or faxed.
In the South we dont say soda pop, everything is a coke.
“Her legs are perfect”
Her calves are the size of her thighs, more cellulite than women twice her age. Ok, perfect.
I guess this is the new “fit”.
Yeah, not sure what Michelle is thinking. Based on the other pictures, this one is not an accurate depiction of her legs. The first one, with the all the cellulite, looks like it’s been altered just a little bit, but is closer to reality than this one.
Remember when the Southern white trash was hot? Yea, me neither!
Girl is a one trailer park and hair-colorist away from being Roseanne.
For some reason I read, “Britney Spears at the Bacon Theater” at first glance….
I don’t care what anyone says, I’d be happy to give Miss Bertney a facial!
Whoever writes these can stop with the painfully awkward and unfunny titles for this celeb
Her milk shake is thick.
She brings her own potato salad.
I can’t believe that I’m writing something in support of Britney F-ing Spears, but honestly, at least she admits she has cellulite. She famously showed the side by sides of her photo-shopped and un-PS’d for the Candies campaign, and here she is again baring it all, so to speak. We know all the celebitches have it; they’re just too phony to own it. So thanks Brit Brit for being a real person. And a Ho (lookit how short that dress is!)
Agree with you, bro. I’d bang the hell out of Britney, preferably in her glorious butt.
I think a lot of people front on here but I am going to be honest: I’d still hit it……
I know she always looks like hell but this looks kinda fake.
Leave Brittneys cellulite alone!!!
Seriously? Worst photoshop ever! No doubt.
she is kinda balding, big forhead. But this cellulite is fake fotoshop, she still have nice legs
Thats not cellulite …those are muscle pillows.
Wow that is totally fake. Just like the old one of Victoria Beckam. Britney may have huge thighs, but they’re toned and cellulite free. bitch.
Nice. She looks good.
She looks hot. Love Britney Spears.
She looks gorgeous.
Britney is beautiful!