This Is What Britney Spears Really Looks Like On The Set Of ‘Work Bitch’

September 10th, 2013 // 55 Comments

Yesterday, Britney Spears‘ Twitter account would you have believe she looked like this and this while filming her new video “Work Bitch.” When, really, she looks more like this, this, this and this. And before everyone gets mad at me, keep in mind, I’m not the one sexually exploiting a mentally handicapped woman to sell music for profit. She belongs on a farm where she can run and play and toss bales of hay onto a truck because, my God, look at those haunches. Do you know how many fields I could plow with that? I’d let her think we were planting McNugget trees. She’d love it, you bastards!

Photos: Twitter, WENN

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  1. Kinda reminds me of that 1990s Paula Abdul video “Promise of a New Day” where they vertically stretched her body.

  2. Redfooder

    A body double – it’s not even her.

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    sarah
    Commented on this photo:

    dont see the problem??

    • Yesterday’s pic looked distorted when I saw it, and someone “saw a problem” because they clearly took to the time to PhotoShop it. The message being here is that unless your picture gets run through PhotoShop then you simply aren’t pretty enough.

  4. bobos

    BLACK GUY PUNCHES AND KILLS WHITE GUY SIMPLY FOR BEING WHITE:

    http://www.bleedingcool.com/2013/09/10/big-time-comic-fan-jeffrey-babbit-dies-after-race-hate-attack/

    Is Fish going to talk about it? NO, OF COURSE NOT.
    IF it was a white guy killing a black guy, YOU BET HE WOULD TALK ABOUT IT

    • Bruce

      Perhaps he would if there were hundreds of years of history to make it significant.

    • rican

      You’re in the wrong site, moron. Oh wait, your name IS moron is spanish.

    • Martin Martin

      The Zimmerman fiasco is offensive not because a white man killed a black kid, but because an armed, self-appointed vigilante harassed, engaged and killed an innocent kid, was not even arrested at the time the events occurred, and then was found not guilty of the crime.

      When the same happens in this sad case, independently of the race of the subjects, people have reasons to be equally outraged. Meanwhile, please shut the fuck up.

      • Annie

        Oh, I see… so when innocent kids are beating us up and we can’t get them off of us, we should just wait patiently until they’re done.

      • ‘innocent kid’ being the key words here. he was an innocent kid that george zimmerman chose to harass. you don’t get to pick a fight with somebody, then use deadly force when you get your ass handed to you

  5. ’tis witchcraft!

    or is it ‘bitchcraft’?

  6. Beer for thought

    Doesn’t look that bad to me?

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that the Thinning Machine that they use on all her videos?

  8. Jo

    So we were supposed to think that she was _facing_ the camera while working, when in reality she … wasn’t? HOW DARE THEY

  9. Mandy

    She looks fine in both… what’s the problem?

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    Butt Plugger
    Commented on this photo:

    I would still fuck the shit out of her!

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    girl
    Commented on this photo:

    i think she has a cute butt. no problem here.

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    Slappy Magoo
    Commented on this photo:

    Last time I saw someone in that unnatural a pose, Q Lazzarus’ “Goodbye Horses” was blaring on a stereo to cover the screams of the governor’s kidnapped daughter trapped in a basement well.

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    i want that greasy asshole in my mouth.

  14. LA

    If I saw a 31 year old woman who looked like her, I’d think she was hot. If they want to photoshop her all to hell, that’s the entertainment machine’s problem, not mine.

  15. bob

    I KNOW THIS A HATE SITE, BUT WHAT IS THIS SITES PROBLEM WITH BRITNEY. ALL OF THESE PICTURES ARE BEAUTIFUL. BRITNEY IS BEAUTIFUL, SHE DOESN’T WEAR POUNDS OF MAKEUP LIKE AGUILERA, KATY PERRY OR KIM KARDASHIAN OR MANY OTHER FEMALE OR MALE CELEBRITIES. WHY DOES THE GUY WHO WRITES KEEP SAYING SHE IS MENTAL. YOU EVER THINK HER DADDY AND LAWYERS ARE TRYING TO PROTECT HER FROM MANIPULATIVE PEOPLE LIKE SAM LUFFTI.

    • bob's banana

      the problem is that she is white.

      If she was black, Fish would probably have a hard on for her

    • Urbanspaceman

      Perhaps you do not recall that Ms Spears own lawyer stated that Britney is “not sufficiently competent” to be deposed in a court of law. The judge agreed. Back where I come from we all call that “mental”. What do you call it?

  16. bob

    The guy who wrote this doesn’t remember his own articles. Look at your march 13 article with her n a paparazzi bikini picture.

  17. Dirty Travolta

    I would eat the Chalupa out of that tookis .

  18. bob

    I wanted to write the 26 of march article, about Britney being in a bikini.

  19. So that really is a double-wide trailer?

  20. Would I bang either one, yes, and that is all that really matters in the end.

  21. mavis davis

    ‘Spread the word to end the word’ is for people like her, but I thinks it’s cool she’s easily occupied with squeak toys between takes.

  22. Looks OK to me.

  23. Stella

    While I am sure there was some PhotoShopping, the big non-PS differences are in attire. Those are probably 5-1/2″ platforms she’s wearing in the first picture, which do wonders to create the optical illusion of a longer, leaner torso (which is why she seems so much stubbier in the other pictures where she’s barefoot).

    In addition, her bikini brief actually is the correct size. The ass-grabbers she’s wearing in the “behind” pictures are two sizes too small – and no matter how great your shape, when your butt is oozing out of a poorly sized garment, it’s going to create the visual of ass fat even if it is nothing of the sort.

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    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh My God! I was almost manhandled by some black guy!”
    “Dammit! Why do they have to wrap my Starbust candy so tight?!”

  25. Yesterday’s picture kind of reminds me of the 1963 picture of Lee Harvey Oswald standing in his yard with a rifle and a rag called The Militant. And Photoshop hadn’t even been invented yet.

  26. Joe Mahma

    Yeah, not too fake. The image has been obviously distorted. Proportions are not accurate.

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    some black dude
    Commented on this photo:

    holy shit. someone tell miley cyrus that is what an ass looks like

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    Kat
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks fine, chill out!

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    Wow, those calves are the size of cantaloupes. Wait—are we sure she’s not smuggling drugs in over the border?

  30. sam i are

    It’s like she’s a slave who can’t retire. Sad.

  31. Ariella

    I don’t see the problem, she looks great.

  32. Same old shit. She’s like 32 and doing the exact music she did 10 years ago. Work Bitch? Pah lease.

  33. bob

    Britney has a great ass and thighs.

  34. I’m just here for the comments, which have reaffirmed how disgusting men, and their obsession with poop and buttholes, really are.

  35. Sit Down

    too bad even in your so called “bad” pics she looks amazing. you’re just a vile, self-absorbed douchebag. anyone who reads and believes the utter garbage you spew is a sub-cretinous moron.

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    loagun
    Commented on this photo:

    i thought this was suppose to be a ‘photoshopped’ pic, but since its real her ass looks f*cking amazing.

  37. Sara

    heels make a big difference

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