Oh, Yeah, That Looks Like Britney Spears

September 13th, 2013 // 54 Comments

Because an alarming amount of people weren’t convinced the other day that there’s an insane amount of Photoshopping going on for Britney Spears‘s “Work Bitch,” here’s the just released cover art where she somehow has Olivia Wilde‘s clavicle which really seems consistent with every single paparazzi photo taken of Britney Spears ever. I can’t tell you how many times I find myself saying, “Does Olivia Wilde really need two Frappucinos? And another puppy to eat? That seems excessive.” It’s almost every day.

Britney Spears Work Bitch Cover

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  1. cc

    Pfffft, I could do better with Microsoft Paint.

  2. PSD

    her right arm looks dislocated

  3. Lola Z

    I think it’s made to look like there’s something sheer on top of her chest (and it look awful).

  4. EricLR

    When it comes to Photoshop, there is “touching-up” and then there is “defying all of nature and insulting God himself”

    • loagun

      i suppose that’s why this ‘mentally handicapped’ woman has become the biggest pop icon in the world worth half a bill, and you sit behind a computer screen (not likely in the dark).commenting on her appearance because you are oh so picturesque of Gods ideal human being.

  5. ruckus

    How many muppets have to die for your costumes, Britney???

  6. I’m going to guess that she named the album “Work Bitch!” because that was what her conservator daddy yelled at her each and every day.

  7. Cock Dr

    It’s a fine piece of artwork but also insulting to the intelligence of every SW reader with functional eyeballs. We know this woman is a water retaining nutcase fueled by Starbucks & a variety of psychiatric medications.

  8. LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!!!

  9. Why would they blur out the GOOD parts?

  10. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Amazing – most people that sedated can’t even sit up, much less pretend to focus on the camera. Trust me on this.

    And with that in mind, off to the bar.

  11. Britney Spears Paparazzi Photos Sweats Tank Top
    Dirty Travolta
    Commented on this photo:

    I would love to place my face in between those musty buttcheeks

  12. anonymous

    Looks like those Post-It notes her dad left Britney every morning on her mirror for her to look at after she wakes up finally filtered its way through her subconscious and made it as a song title.

  13. smartysmartsmart

    her costume has a flesh colored mesh piece across the front which keeps it from falling off the sides. mystery solved.

    • PtC

      Yeah, and that fact is ridiculously obvious. No clavicle looks like that anyway. I think someone needs glasses and/or an anatomy lesson.

  14. crb

    That is such an overcooked Zeus-insult, it actually looks less like Bertney with a lot of retouching than it does Rosie Huntington-Whateverly with a little.

    • freddy

      Who is rose huntenly. Nobody knows who that is. Id like to ask what is wrong with any of the paparazzi pictures. They is nothing wrong with them. Is she supposed to be decked out in full makeup and 20000 dollar dresses like some famous people. Britney is very humble person. She is not out to impress people 24 -hours a day. Once again what is this guys problem who writes on here. He can’t talk about wayward celebrities, because he is thrown off himself. And for all these so called men talking shit about Britney, would you say that to her face. You wouldn’t , because it ain’t true.

  15. freddy

    Why does this person write the same stupid ass shit about Britney all the time. He is an asshole. Why does he pick on Britney. She looks good in all the pictures whether or not she is photoshopped or not. Why doesn’t he start inspecting every celebritie’s flaws like kat Perry’s scarred up face for example. Who pays this person to write this shit. Does he own this site, or does someone actually pay him to write this garbage. Who would advertise on this hateful website. As to who would say why come to this site if you don’t like it, well it pops up when you type a particular name in a search engine.

  16. freddy

    Who is Olivia wilde? That picture absolutely looks like Britney Spears. If you don’t know what Britney Spears looks like, go search the the last 15 years or so and figure it out asshole. YOU try to convince your flock you are smart. If it is photoshopped it is not her fault. You think Katy Perry or lady gaga or Christina Aguilera or jessica Simpson or beyonce knowles or madonna or janet Jackson or miley cyrus or jenniger lopez or kelly clarkson or adele or any other female or male celebrity for that matter has not been photoshopped without ther knowledge by a manager or agent or celebrity magazine. Every single celebrity is photoshopped to make them look like they don’t have any flaws. Every single Human Being has flaws. Yes Britney Spears has flaws, but so does every single Human Being on the face of the earth. Britney is beautiful with her flaws or without them. Stop making jokes about Britney on this website. Is this supposed to be a comedy website.

  17. She’s just a dancing zombie at this point.

  18. We just need plasticine for her eyes and mouth and she can be one of the plastic dolls in Robot Chicken.

  19. Don-baby! Happy Friday the 13, bruh! :D

  20. freddy

    She is not a zombie , you throwed off son of a bitch.

  21. Lapapmex1281

    Hatters gonna hate.. gotta love it!

  22. Lyrics for ‘Work Bitch’

    Yeah, I’m a work bitch
    It’s all I know
    Ma and Pa wont let me go
    Just wanna retire, relax with my sons
    But they’ll be taken from me if I don’t work my buns
    I’m a cash cow baby
    Since I was a baby
    I hate this life, but I can’t be showing
    Being heavily medicated is all that keeps me going
    Tried to kill myself 4 or 5 times
    I’m not yet worth more dead than alive
    When I am I’ll be gone
    Before the break of dawn
    Baby I got it goin’ on
    I can’t dance, sing, or look people in the eye
    No one will question why I lost my mind
    I’m mentally ill and my meds make me twitch
    Cuz I’m a work bitch

  23. Scieron

    Like……. Who the f**k cares????????????

    • Jason Todd428

      If you don’t care dude, just don’t read the story.

      (Seriously, even Brit Brit herself could grasp that concept.)

  24. Yup

    When will people finally clue into the fact that shitney spears is the absolute worst, most fraudulent pop product ever? Bitch can’t sing, can’t dance, is so thick that she has to be severely photoshopped in all photos (this photo, the bikini photo, etc). And, she’s a drooling retard to boot, so stupid that she’s not allowed to have her own checking account; she’s under permanent court ordered supervision. Anyone who likes this fake retard needs a brain transplant…

  25. RebbaStone

    Love Britney! She is so down to earth with a good heart. And he likes being normal not like some rich stars.

  26. Jenny

    the song is even worse… listen!
    talentless.. rupaul wannabee

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra-h_p-vD2s

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    Commented on this photo:

    “I like candy !”

  28. they went overboard with the photoshopping

  29. simien

    Bitch can sing and dance. If you think she is to thick, you might be a homo sexual. So you are a thrown off bitch bitch.

  30. simien

    Fuck you jenny, rotten piece of shit. You like your wagon. Is it a smooth ride.

  31. simien

    You need a brain transplant yep. Never mind, you need a brain. Go borrow the tin mans brain you fucking piece of shit.

  32. simien

    Fuck you jasontodd428′ you rotten scum.

  33. simien

    Britney doesn’t need photoshop, she is a gorgeous woman. She is more pretty and shapeley than many anorexic looking women. Look at the pictures the fucking jackass posted, nothing is wrong with any of them, yall are just a bunch of miserable so called humans.

  34. simien

    To yep. Fuck you again. You don’t know what the fuck you are talking about. She has checking, credit cards, and any other purchasing options she likes, so shut the fuck up.

  35. bobjones

    The yep commenter is an asshole motherfucker.

  36. simien

    When will Yep get a clue that he needs to go see the great and powerful OZ so he can get his first brain cell.

  37. Yep

    I apologize if I have offended Britney Spears. I talked a lot of shit, because I was off of my very needed medications. I HAVE NO RIGHT TO talk about anybody.

  38. Mike Thyson

    I am an asshole Britney Spears. I am severely mentally handicap.

  39. hadley keillor

    This board must be full of mental patients, because I was also off of my rocker, when I talked shit about Britney Spears. Britney Spears is actually a beautifully talented young woman. I sincerely apologize for my hurtfull statement.

  40. freddy

    Why does this dude always talk shit. He is a fucking nitpicker, when it comes to Britney Spears. I have seen his OTHER FEMALE articles, and he doesn’t do the same to them. I could point out everybody’s flaws but I aint an asshole.

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