Britney Spears Was in ‘Jackass 3,’ According to This Jimmy Kimmel Sketch

“Five Frappercheenos was a bad idea, y’all. Just hold it together, Britnay. Hold it together… They’ll be out in a minute… You are not shittin’ your pants in front of these people again, ya hear me? You’re a big girl now, gotdammit, and big girl’s get Pizza Hut. Man, I want that Pizza Hut… FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY WON’T THEY OPEN THE DOOR?!”

(I’m joking of course. She’s just imagining that dancing corn dog again. “Come back. I won’t eat you this time! Promise!”)

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