Britney Spears Was in ‘Jackass 3,’ According to This Jimmy Kimmel Sketch

March 30th, 2011 // 44 Comments

“Five Frappercheenos was a bad idea, y’all. Just hold it together, Britnay. Hold it together… They’ll be out in a minute… You are not shittin’ your pants in front of these people again, ya hear me? You’re a big girl now, gotdammit, and big girl’s get Pizza Hut. Man, I want that Pizza Hut… FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY WON’T THEY OPEN THE DOOR?!”

(I’m joking of course. She’s just imagining that dancing corn dog again. “Come back. I won’t eat you this time! Promise!”)

Photos: Flynet, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Grace

    She’s not even wearing the same colored shirt, and like sushikabuki says, she must have lost 50 lbs too. Stupid.

  2. Lenny Smalls

    The shirt changed color due to the funky blue fluid in the port-o-potty. But you’re right about the weight loss.

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    Mr Big Dik
    Commented on this photo:

    there was a time when i woulda … but not anymore!

  4. Annie

    I have never enjoyed so heartily a caption more than this one.

  5. While most women strive for ‘hour glass’, Britney here prefers ‘cylindrical’.

  6. jojo

    What was the gag? Johnny Knoxville snatching fries from her as she is eating? The Jackass boys wouldn’t even try something that dangerous.

  7. Preston, get away from the porta potty, we’ve got to find Brittney and start filming.

  8. Isabelle

    Di you think it’s true? I can’t believe she agreed to get covered by piss and shit…I just don’t buy it.

  9. blahblahblah

    It isn’t real, you can’t be bounced up and down and not crash against the top or the bottom of the porta potty when the elastic reaches its max…

  10. Enlightend

    If you look at the person that came out of the portapotty afterwards, you’ll notice the person is much skinnier then Britney when she want in.

    And for if its real, I’m fairly certain that if she did it, it would be with yellow, brown and blue water and not real feces.

  11. SHE'S STILL AT LEAST 10 LBS. OVER WEIGHT!

    i still would like to fuck britney and get a blowjob from her as well. she should go back to showing her cunt and nipples and blood stained panties from having her period directly into her panties. NICE! i also like looking at her filthy shit stained ass hole as well. i want to see more of all that. all other good looking female pop stars should all show the same things as britney. END OF FUCKING STORY!

  12. pete

    Steve-o wore a 5-point harness when he did it. Britney makes her own gravity.

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    American
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s FAT! Like an American girl.

  14. the one

    the next step to take is SH*T in public to attract PAPARAZZI, folks!!
    …………..how low can you go?

  15. Mary

    Clearly it isn’t Brit but who cares? Like she needs additional coverage? She IS and will ALWAYS be the Madonna of this generation. Get over it..or just don’t post on her pics.

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    maria
    Commented on this photo:

    Barbie! :D

  17. friendlyfires

    I hate poo and pee on everybody, but you ever hear of editing? Britney didn’t take the ride, a stuntwoman did. Pictures of her inside was simulated. You think Daddy-conservator would have approved that on the chance they killed or maimed the trailer trash goose that laid the golden egg? Very funny, but simulated guys, you been punked.

  18. heyhey

    Not Ms. Spears. She looked like a whale when she went in. When she came out she looked thin.

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