Bertney’s Zipper Broked

I’m sans Photo Boy this week, so I don’t have time to make this into a Bertney Story, but here’s Britney Spears having a wardrobe malfunction during her show in Vegas Friday night. Which is admittedly pretty boring as far as wardrobe malfunctions go, but it does give you an close look at what Britney’s stage show is like, provided your definition of a stage show is a thirty-year-old, mentally handicapped woman running around a playground while randomly opening and closing her mouth in no discernible order. At one point you can actually see her being wheeled around by dancers with a look on her face that says, “Whee! This is fun!” as if she’s never done this before in her life. And technically she hasn’t because if you checked the spot in Britney Spears’ mind where that memory should be, you’d find a dead hamster with a French fry lodged its throat. Which also applies to math, her sons’ name, using the big girl potty, and why not to play with matches in the house.

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