And Bertney Makes It A Party

September 21st, 2012 // 35 Comments
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Since I just posted about Lindsay and Paris, here’s Britney Spears outside Old Navy yesterday for old time’s sake. And while you’re looking at these, take a moment to reflect on the fact that the one who has the legal rights of a six-year-old ended up being the most successful. Can’t be left alone in a running car even with the window cracked, yet constantly employed thanks to a fanbase who’s apparently cool with exploiting the handicapped as long as there’s jiggling. It’s a bold new age.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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    DeucePickle
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    Gum is yummy !

  2. El Jefe

    I watched the first episode of X Factor with her on it and had no desire to watch another one again. She sucks and has zero personality and I find it laughable that the Queen of Autotune is judging people’s singing abilities.

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    cagster
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    The power of a hairbrush, makeup, spanx and fake tan is never more apparent than on this lady here.

  4. Britney Spears Tight Turtleneck Booty Shorts Crazy Eyez Old Navy
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    I could be wrong, but it looks like she has really hairy legs in this picture.

  5. Britney Spears Tight Turtleneck Booty Shorts Crazy Eyez Old Navy
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    And the reappearance of the invisible dick!

  6. Britney Spears Tight Turtleneck Booty Shorts Crazy Eyez Old Navy
    Mateo
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    Her ass is trying to eat those shorts. NOM NOM NOM

  7. Britney Spears Tight Turtleneck Booty Shorts Crazy Eyez Old Navy
    Yep
    Commented on this photo:

    did anyone ever find out what happened to these breasts? Seriously, I need answers.

  8. WangChungTonight

    The last three posts have been Britney, Paris and Lindsay and none were herpetic beaver shots. And they say Obama hasn’t done anything in four years.

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    seriouslynow
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    OK, I’m seeing a skull in her right knee. I think I’m going as batshit as Britney.

  10. Britney Spears Tight Turtleneck Booty Shorts Crazy Eyez Old Navy
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    Such a sad display. What difference 10 years makes. Two of the women we used to fap to 10 years ago have gone to shit. Luckily there’s always a new crop of women to keep the spanking going.

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    mrsmass
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    does she even own a mirror?

  12. Eddie Hitler

    Is it even possible for this halfwit retard to not be making stupid faces in every fucking picture ever taken of her?

  13. Britney Spears Tight Turtleneck Booty Shorts Crazy Eyez Old Navy
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    I’m sorry guys; I cannot earnestly promise I wouldn’t.

  14. Britney Spears Tight Turtleneck Booty Shorts Crazy Eyez Old Navy
    snarl
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    that’s just unfortunate.

  15. Mama Pinkus

    there is a very fat gal DESPERATELY trying to get out of Ms. Spears

  16. The Royal Penis

    Jesus, she looks like a linebacker for a triple A college football team.

  17. Clarence Beeks

    Heels? With that outfit? She just has no clue whatsoever how to dress.

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    Deacon Jones
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    Id still hit it in a heartbeat.

    Old flings die hard.

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    mulva
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    Good god, what the fuck is going on with her boobs in this picture?

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    Mariah
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    She looks good here!!

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    Jentilly
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    Are they in mid bounce or something?? In the other shots they look somewhat normal. She needs to invest in some decent bras, clothes, makeup, hair stylist…..

  22. Ian

    Tree trunk legs and neck like Mike Tyson.

  23. fritanga

    Wow, somebody wasn’t watching her – she got out in all her real trailer trash glory. And while she might have slipped a couple of wifebeaters and flip-flops in for herself, I’ll bet she was shopping for her kids.

    Maybe her conservators are tired of holding her on a leash? Whatever.

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    Her downward pointing nipples want to sneak out under her bra.

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    Anderson Pooper
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    Damn you, daylight!

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    tigers
    Commented on this photo:

    she wearing any underwear

  27. Britney Spears Tight Turtleneck Booty Shorts Crazy Eyez Old Navy
    moopy
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    this might be the least flattering outfit/hairstyle/makeup combination i’ve seen. but still, britney is the best. you gotta love that she put it on in the first place.

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