Since I just posted about Lindsay and Paris, here’s Britney Spears outside Old Navy yesterday for old time’s sake. And while you’re looking at these, take a moment to reflect on the fact that the one who has the legal rights of a six-year-old ended up being the most successful. Can’t be left alone in a running car even with the window cracked, yet constantly employed thanks to a fanbase who’s apparently cool with exploiting the handicapped as long as there’s jiggling. It’s a bold new age.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Gum is yummy !
I watched the first episode of X Factor with her on it and had no desire to watch another one again. She sucks and has zero personality and I find it laughable that the Queen of Autotune is judging people’s singing abilities.
The power of a hairbrush, makeup, spanx and fake tan is never more apparent than on this lady here.
I could be wrong, but it looks like she has really hairy legs in this picture.
And the reappearance of the invisible dick!
Her ass is trying to eat those shorts. NOM NOM NOM
did anyone ever find out what happened to these breasts? Seriously, I need answers.
Two kids and and giving up on life happened to it.
No no, this happened before kids when there were rumors of breast augmentation.
Sometime after her 18th birthday, her nips took a dive to almost under the boob.
Botched? Or just weird boobage?
Yes indeed they are rather lumpy.
The last three posts have been Britney, Paris and Lindsay and none were herpetic beaver shots. And they say Obama hasn’t done anything in four years.
OK, I’m seeing a skull in her right knee. I think I’m going as batshit as Britney.
Now I’m going as Batshit Britney for Halloween. Thanks, Seriously. :)
Such a sad display. What difference 10 years makes. Two of the women we used to fap to 10 years ago have gone to shit. Luckily there’s always a new crop of women to keep the spanking going.
I love you Don, you make me laugh. :)
does she even own a mirror?
Is it even possible for this halfwit retard to not be making stupid faces in every fucking picture ever taken of her?
I’m sorry guys; I cannot earnestly promise I wouldn’t.
Nobody should expect you to either. Mess or not, that is still a fine backside.
that’s just unfortunate.
there is a very fat gal DESPERATELY trying to get out of Ms. Spears
Jesus, she looks like a linebacker for a triple A college football team.
Heels? With that outfit? She just has no clue whatsoever how to dress.
Id still hit it in a heartbeat.
Old flings die hard.
Good god, what the fuck is going on with her boobs in this picture?
Franken(stein) boobs, that’s what.
heheheh “Mulva”.
She looks good here!!
Are they in mid bounce or something?? In the other shots they look somewhat normal. She needs to invest in some decent bras, clothes, makeup, hair stylist…..
Tree trunk legs and neck like Mike Tyson.
Wow, somebody wasn’t watching her – she got out in all her real trailer trash glory. And while she might have slipped a couple of wifebeaters and flip-flops in for herself, I’ll bet she was shopping for her kids.
Maybe her conservators are tired of holding her on a leash? Whatever.
Her downward pointing nipples want to sneak out under her bra.
Damn you, daylight!
she wearing any underwear
this might be the least flattering outfit/hairstyle/makeup combination i’ve seen. but still, britney is the best. you gotta love that she put it on in the first place.