Britney’s Doing Her Greatest Hits Now (Yes, This is Going To Be Her Crotch)

It’s been over half a decade since a panty-less Britney Spears stepped out of the same car as Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, showing the world her hairless cookie compartment, so here she is in London over the weekend reliving that magical moment but with a contemporary Britney twist. And by contemporary I of course mean the state requires her to wear underwear now and then make faces like this so you feel bad about ogling a retarded person just trying to buckle herself. Well, I’ll show them… Don’t tread on me! *hops on Rascal causing it to tip over, immediately blames the Mexicans*

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