It’s been over half a decade since a panty-less Britney Spears stepped out of the same car as Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, showing the world her hairless cookie compartment, so here she is in London over the weekend reliving that magical moment but with a contemporary Britney twist. And by contemporary I of course mean the state requires her to wear underwear now and then make faces like this so you feel bad about ogling a retarded person just trying to buckle herself. Well, I’ll show them… Don’t tread on me! *hops on Rascal causing it to tip over, immediately blames the Mexicans*
Photo: Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
She looks like a green alien wearing a pink lace thong.
Remember when everybody thought she was the hottest thing ever? and now I just can’t help but think she’s the type of girl that’s always smelly, never showers or brushes her teeth, smelly clothes, smelly hair, heavy smoker, farts a lot. it’s just amazing to see how classless she is in real life. her image used to be immaculate: perfect hair, teeth, clothes but only under someone else’s control. she’s serious just another redneck.
It’s true. She is such a hillbilly and the poster child for “money can’t buy class”. If I was to play word association with her, the first things I would think of when I hear ‘Britney Spears’ is ‘Cee-ment pond’ and ‘Cheetos’.
she really is foul and usually a hot mess. i will always have a soft spot for her though :)
V, smelly, dirty teeth, farts a lot, etc? You have her confused with Jessica Simpson.
Redneck? Let’s compare Lindsay Lohan – New York and Kim Kardashian – Los Angelas, and the ever famous cast of Jersey Shore. Hahaha, Yank and Skank rhyme for a reason you idiots!!
Her and Jess are about the same nowadays.
Thank you, “Venom,” uh “V,” for your glittering jewels of biting commentary.
It is not me your retard.
If it was me I would use my name idiot.
Why the fuck would I change it?
It is not like it is a real name or anything.
People seriously wonder why America is getting it’s ass kicked by other countries with mental giants like you living here?
@Philio: Shutup, hick! Now go fuck a sheep.
Actually, aside from the very well-done nose job and the unfortunate boob job, Britney S. is far more natural and talented than most of the hollywood losers. She is a great dancer and has an awesome body when she is fit. So she doesnt want to have hair and make-up for 2 hours everyday like Kim K to look “immaculate”, so what? I guarantee Britney looks better than you on your best day even when she burps, farts and doesnt wash her hair all at the same time. Hey, Im not a big fan of pop but I just call it like I see em.
Smears has NO natural talent or beauty. She’s brain dead. Looks old for her age and washed up. It’s sad MTV and Disney celebrities and reality stars think she’s a “legend.” You’re delusional.
No way. Even when she’s fit she still has cankles, the widest neck I’ve ever seen and her arms are too muscular.
I have nothing bad to say about britney. She looks good. She has looked the same since her first album. You can tell she hasn’t had any plastic surgery and she is aging naturally. photogs should give her the privacy to get out of her own vehicle.
What?!? She has NOT looked the same since her first album. You need your eyes checked.
SHE LOOKS STUNNING! THE OLD BRIT IS BACK, GO GIRL!
That green eye make-up is horrid on her !! It seems her butt and face are starting to sag already ? Oh dear … and that “mushroom” bun … yikes. I agree with V (hey, that rhymes).
I’d still fuck her tight ass! :)
I didn’t know Spanx came in Pink Lace.
I’d take a taste of that.
The fish is evil! she looks ok in the other pics but that first pic is horrible she DOES look like an alien.
Hey, this reminds me…whatever happened to Texas Tranny?
Welcome home, Brit Brit!
FREE Brit Brit!
You’ve seen one thong picture you’ve seen them all… BUT what about the diamond engagement ring on her hand? That would be the true story for the photos!
It’s just like old times.
Glimpses of shaved beef curtains can’t compensate for terrible hair & makeup. This gal always looks as if someone just rousted her out of a double wide.
I agree with your comment, but not the premise
bring back pink wig!
2005 paris lindsay and britney vagstorm the web.
good times.
*sigh*
…and the dow was at 13,000 – and gas was
…and gas was
I would hit that so fucking hard. The crazier she is the better. I like my pussy a little
retarded.
I see they finally got the funding to reignite the mk ultra program.
not funny there, stretch
Keep a tight hold on batshit there.
Man’s got his job cut out for him. Fortunately the compensation package is VERY generous. He made sure it would be.
retard little piece of shit! yuk
fucking bizarre
*less than* 2 bucks a gallon – too bad your rampant spending and military overreach while turning a blind eye to the real estate bubble enabled the election of a quasi-fascist regime!
lindsay lohan and paris hilton are far worse …i feel like britney doesnt know any better or was honestly just born really stupid… lindsay lohan and paris are just nasty ass hoes
Britney has a mental disorder. Some of what she does is due to that, the other is probably just perceived due to what went on several yrs ago.
That backside is dropping fast.
All aboard the last train to Cooterville!
Like all women, when she dumped out those kids she became very unattractive. I’d let her blow me though.
Oh…wow….
Did guys seriously use to jack off to this creature?
…. sadly, yes. It’s shameful enough to make your dick limp for the next decade if you really internalize it though, so I’m going to pretend I haven’t seen her for the past 6 years or so.
Personally I don’t think Britney looks so bad. The green dress is fucking ugly, but Brit looks fine. Her legs look great. Of course she doesn’t look as good as she did 7 or 8 years ago, but who the hell does, especially after extruding a couple of rug monkeys?
Those of you who are in your early 20′s, or even younger, take heed. You will go down this same path. Especially you young women, if you want to remember how you look in your prime, take those nude pics NOW before it’s too late and email them to
And to think, she was considered the hottest girl in the world 10 years ago, and now looks like a used up old hag. I guess being insane does that to a person.
Yup; looks like the days of shitney spears with her tuna flash are upon us again. Daddy spears might want to up the thorazine dose in her cheese grits…
I would love to have her clitty litter smeared all over my face ..
I like her pretty pink panties. It looks like she has hot pink leopard spots, too.
Agreed with pink panties :D
I like the green and black combination. She looks really good. Nice to see her smile.
This photo may not be the most flattering, but I like the panty flash. If you look at the other photos, she looks great in the green and white dress.
I meant ‘green and black dress.’
I like how this dress fits her body, especially her butt.
Nawwww. They’re really sweet together, you can tell he looks out for her and thats what she needs after being screwed over by everyone close to her for all those years. They’re great together xxx
Anyone else notice that big scar on her left leg?
I think she had knee surgery
She looked very pretty :)
…………a pink string?
SPECIALLY DONE FOR NAIVE & HORNY AMERICANS!!!
Fat face, fat gut, fat sagging ass. Still goin’ downhill, though the pace may have been slowed a bit.
Being a singer myself, the lip-synching will always be unforgivable.
you can teach bears to dance but you can’t teach people class….
on the bright side – at least she is wearing underwear now.
“We are not amused…”
TOTALLY WRECK nothing else to say about it….
Green Lantern ?
It’s hard to get out of a car with a camera aimed up your skirt. At least she’s wearing undies and not getting caught doing blow to gain entrance into a party. She’s still got a career compared to other starlets. And the ring isn’t an engagement one. She wears that on and off and has for years.
if everyones gonna bitch about her crotch, then they shouldnt take pictures of her gettin out of a car. she can show me her stuff all day long. pantyless preferably
Why do women shave that beautiful hair off their pussies?
Countess Luann,
Now why didn’t you use Britney in your ‘Money Can’t Buy You Class’ Video? O.o
oompa oompa doobity dee, if you are wise you’ll listen to me. Oompa oompa doobity doo, don’t get out a car like Brit-n-y do.
Juicy thigh