Bertney’s Mama & Papa Won That Dang Ol’ Court Case ‘Gainst That There Mooslim Fella (Not Obama)

November 2nd, 2012 // 30 Comments
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After attempting to paint himself as a walking rehab clinic/management team that helped Britney Spears kick a fictional meth habit, Sam Lutfi saw his lawsuit against Bertney and her parents completely thrown out yesterday which is usually what happens when you’re completely full of shit. TMZ reports:

Lutfi had filed a lawsuit — claiming the various members of the Spears family had defamed him, attacked him and breached a management contract he said he had with Britney.
During his testimony, Lutfi slammed the Spears family … arguing that Britney was an out-of-control drug addict … and her family wrongly painted him as the villain.
But today, before the case even went to the jury, the judge decided Lutfi had no case whatsoever against any members of the Spears family … and tossed his case out of court.

“We’re just glad justice was served,” Britney’s father told reporters outside the courtside. “Right now our main concern is getting back to exploiting our retard daughter without gotdamn Middle Easterners putting drugs in her drinks. Seriously, she’s crazy enough as it is. I wake up each morning in a cold, nervous sweat expecting to find my grandsons murdered. Then I remember all that money… Anyway, thanks, judge!”

Photos: Getty


  1. EricLr

    When asked for comment, Britney stared blankly for several minutes and then said “Hey yall, have you seen them new Chili Poppers at Applebees?”

  2. A true fairy tale ending. Now all they have to worry about is marrying her off to some dude, so he can keep track of her and give her her medicine, while they spend all of her money.

    When are they going to get around to pimping out Jamie Lynn’s kid? Should be anyday now.

  3. Randal

    There’s that beautiful smile we’ve all loved to see, sparkling once again. Sporting a very tight, yet fashionable dress, Britney displays it all. Her legs are quite toned, signs that her dancing and singing career is still in high gear.

    No matter what she does or where she goes, Britney is always able to hit us one more time with her beauty.


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    looks yummy here

  5. Poop head

    You can put a dress on a pig, but it’s still Bertney Spears.

  6. VV

    I feel like she often has hallucinations like Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum had in 21 jump street, except she sees giant dancing bottles of Dr. Pepper discussing her mental condition. She is astounded at what good doctors they are.


    Jaime Spears deserves the Nobel Prize for the shit he’s had to do to save his daughter. And Sam Lufti should have been shipped off to Gitmo long ago.

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    Suzanne Somers
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    I’m proud to introduce Thighmaster’s new spokesperson…

  9. Britney Spears Cleavage The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
    Serious question
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    What’s (finally) happened to Britney?! She’s looking good again!
    Her face isn’t bloated anymore, her second chin is gone, her skin looks much better… I say her on X-factor and she looks amazing.
    I’m really curious.

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    Sam Lutfi is JEWISH!!!

  11. judgingyou

    She’s looking good here, and not just on the special scale I use for her. Go Britney? Go Britney’s handlers? Go Simon?

  12. I thought “dang ol’ ” was reserved for Miley Cyrus and her kin. I feel like there’s enough room in the hillbilly world to give each of their two queens a distinct voice here.

    Also…it’s LuTFi, not LuFTi? Have I been reading it wrong all this time, or is it just because you fuckers kept typing it wrong?…checks…What? MY fault? Not possible!

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    Papa Joe is slacking off. She clearly has access to scissors. Exhibit 1: those bangs.

  14. I awoke one morning to the sound of weeping and rushed to my living room to investigate. There sat Britney, tears streaming down her face, stuttered inhalations indicating recent fits of sobbing.

    I walked over, pulled out my dick, which made her smile — or laugh. I’m still not sure which — and, patting her on her naked breast, said, “What’s the matter, darling girl?”

    She looked at me imploringly and asked, “Do y’all have any hotcake mix?” Poor thing.

    True story…

  15. Wait – fictional meth habit? So the golf club and the shaved head were… just… crazy?

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    She’s crazy as hell but I’d still eat and pound her butthole.

  17. Britney Spears Cleavage The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
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    “ummmm hi my name is britney spears and i dont know who or what i am”

  18. tayim

    sam is a jew not a muslim you idiots check his bio on the net

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    Mama Pinkus
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    she looks healthy and happy

  20. Narc

    She looks so old at 31 or 32. She has a team of trainers, cooks, makeup artists, hair stylists and she still looks like she’s 40.

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