Britney Spears Has A Lingerie Line Now

July 23rd, 2014 // 26 Comments

Despite the fact we know she looks like Ann Coulter and Odo from DS9‘s fuck-baby now, here’s a completely realistic promo image for Britney Spears‘ lingerie line which we’re supposed to believe is designed by her even though it’s called “The Intimate Collection” instead of “Fancy Britches.” Also, not a single outfit is made out of lobster bibs, so c’mon. Don’t insult me.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Britney Spears Boobs Hiking
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    These photos do not provide confidence in any female undergarments this women may endorse.

  2. She looks like Buffy the Career Slayer now.

  3. joe

    There’s a joke here about her pussy hanging out, but I got nothin’.

  4. She was never that hot. It was all makeup, video magic and photoshop. Once the cheese fell off her cracker and she stop having the mental faculties to even pretend she gives a fuck about her appearance, it was all over.

  5. Britney Spears Boobs Hiking
    Commented on this photo:

    She doesn’t strike me as the kind of woman that wears underwear, much less makes them.

    • DrJ Fever

      That is what I was thinking. Her dad most likely had all the sexy stuff and thongs removed from her house because she might think she was ‘dressed’ to go out in just a thong.
      The only undies she owns now are those granny panties that they give to inmates.

    • cc

      She makes them out of the ketchup packets you get with take-out orders. Very forgiving, as they say,.

  6. karen

    So her dad now collects money from his daughter’s lingerie line. Nice. He’s looking to get his retirement money from her upcoming line of fleshlights.

  7. I’m more curious about K-Fed’s new underwear line, Commando, for Him.

  8. Jackmac

    They come with the “brown in the back – yellow in the front” tags.

  9. Freebie

    What did she do to her face?

  10. The undies come with a cup holder for your so-dee-pop, and the booby holders have two side pockets to hold snack bags.

  11. I would have gone with, “Top Notch Squirrel Covers”

  12. PassingTrue

    I was assuming a collection of elastic waisted flannel.

  13. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Nice photo – who is it?

  14. Britney Spears Boobs Hiking
    Commented on this photo:

    Every year, she reminds me just a little more of Tanya Harding.
    Until one day, we are all gonna wake up and she will be co-hosting worlds dumbest criminals.

  15. Argh…not enough lens flare, I can still see her. Somebody get J. J. Abrams on the phone.

  16. Miley Cyrusis aslut

    Fish, You missed the point of the image. This picture was taken of a reflection in Britney’s magic mirror, which only shows her what she would look like, if she didn’t eat 14lbs of french fries and burgers from McD’s every day for lunch and dinner.

  17. Britney Spears Boobs Hiking
    Commented on this photo:

    ♫ ♪ “Weeee’re off to see Frappuccino, the wonderful Frappuccino of Ahhhss…we here he is a Frap of a Frap if ever a Frap there was…” ♫ ♪

  18. Britney Spears Boobs Hiking
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    “Toto…oh TOTO…Oh my, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore…”

  19. Britney Spears Boobs Hiking
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    “Ahhh Hyukkk…I think I see the Frappuccino sign. What a happy day!”

  20. cc

    Whose the model in the picture?

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