Britney Spears Got Engaged. Maybe.

May 3rd, 2011 // 44 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

To a casual observer, these photos may not look like much, but I notice three things immediately. 1. Shoes from the “Summertime Stripper” collection. 2. Booty shorts at a child’s sporting event. 3. Possible engagement ring. From this point, I just black out and the training takes over causing me to leap to the conclusion that Britney Spears got engaged to Jason Trawick. Having done none of the necessary journalistic legwork to prove whether or not it is in fact an engagment ring on her finger, I submit to you the question: Doesn’t she look pregnant too?

Photo: Splash News

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  1. Britney Spears Engaged
    Commented on this photo:

    Although the Bigfoot footage quality of this image is convincing, I’m pretty sure this is just a scar from that time she went all Cookie Monster style on a hamburger.

  2. Britney Spears Engaged
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    What I’m saying is it’s a recurring injury.

  3. Props!

    You’re doing a great job Photo Boy!

  4. rican

    You forgot to add 4. Walking dead on way to Taco Bell

  5. slappy magoo

    “Britney? Would you do me the honor…of making me…the dumbest man on the face of the Earth?”

  6. Bucky Barnes

    She’ll regret that shoe choice one day when she steps on her breast…

  7. Woofus

    I’m glad she’s looking hot instead of crazy. It makes me oddly happy that she’s getting her shit together. Let’s go make fun of that moose Christina instead

  8. cc

    “Britney Spears Got Engaged” to a man who offered her a conveyor belt of breakfast burritos.

  9. She’s doing the same walk as that famous picture of Bigfoot. Wait a minute, Photo Boy, is this actually a retouched photo of Kloe?

  10. Dan

    She actually looks good in the photo…

  11. Britney Spears Engaged
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    Sleepwalking to Taco Bell…

  12. mike nike

    What the fuck is wrong with you people. We have moved on from Britney Spears. The target is and should remain for the next 10-20 years Lindsay Firepussy Lohan. Ewwwwwwwwww.

  13. The Critical Crassness

    Is this week, “Great Celebrity Train Wreck Week” at The Superficial? I only ask because of the significant number of posts involving celebrity train wrecks, like Andy Dick, Kid Rock and Brit Brit . All you need now is a post involving Charlie Sheen, Paris Hilton, Kim K. and Justin Beiber in a drunken orgy with the female cast members of Glee to make the celebration complete.

  14. PBFan

    ALL HAIL PHOTO BOY! For this and other posts. You deserve a promotion.

  15. Britney Spears Engaged
    duhhh
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    She looks pregnant? Uhh no. She doesnt actually. Have you ever seen a pregnant lady in the early stages? Def dont have flat bellies! Pretty sure her belly is flat as shit.

  16. That’s not an engagement ring, it’s a decoder ring she got from mailing in Ben & Jerry’s lids.

  17. Britney Spears Engaged
    Kat
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    It is promise ring to not eat Cheetos in bed!

  18. horn dog

    Always with the “JBF hair”

  19. Britney Spears Engaged
    Brian
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    Nice legs Brit…

  20. BB

    I think she looks pretty good in this picture, actually.

    • sunnyroberto

      Yes, best she’s looked in awhile, though I think the high heels tend to make legs and butts look firm (no complaints from me). Hopefully a sign of things to come.

  21. Leave Jason Trawick a-l-o-n-e! (Someone had to say it.)

  22. JOSH

    i think she looks alright, i wish her legs were longer though, i hate short legs on a woman :(

  23. Britney Spears Engaged
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    was hoping for a nice ass show.

  24. Frank Rizzo

    Prepare for another epic royal wedding, because word has it she’s engaged to THE burger king.

  25. False alarm on the wedding ring. It’s just a frito.

  26. Chloe

    She looks good!

  27. sicko

    the stench of her asshole is divine.

  28. the captain

    hello there?
    may I point out it’s 2011!!

    anyway: WHO WANTS HER TODAY?

  29. Is it absolutely unacceptable that I totally wanna slam her?

  30. Britney Spears Engaged
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    Yawwll. Loook! I can totally walk with my ahs closed!!!

  31. Britney Spears Engaged
    AteIsEnough
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    That is either a little bandaide, or a glop of mayo, or remains of a swift and casual handi. No ring foe-show.

  32. bRITNEY SUCkS

    Frankly I don’t give a damn if this adult tard gets married again but she should NOT be allowed to ever procreate again. She can’t even take care of herself much less another kid.

  33. Yabba Dabba DoMe

    !.) Not booty shorts and if you’ve been to very many childrens sporting events you’d see much shorter shorts and lots of them.
    2.)The shoes are just wedges not clear “skyscrapes” that strippers wear.
    3.)You apparently don’t much of any journalistic legwork at all or you’d know these things. If you can’t say something good about someone at least put some effort into trashing someone.

  34. Britney Spears Engaged
    Jingo
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    A+, would thrust with pork sword.

  35. Britney Spears Engaged
    Jingo
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    A+. Would thrust with pork sword.

  36. wilsjay

    I had no idea Hamburgler and Grimmace had broken up. Now him and Dutchess McNip-Nips can make sweet McLovin’ from now til the next McRib week and many more.

  37. Britney Spears is a mental midget

    No man in his right mind would marry this adult tard. She can’t even take care of herself – her babysitters won’t ALLOW her (at almost 30 years old) to have a cell phone or go on the internet. The rare times she does a ‘live’ interview, the questions must be approved ahead of time and the interviewer can not defer from the approved questions. Sources have been saying Jason is not her real boyfriend, but rather another paid babysitter. Watching her recent performances, one has to ask, why are they pushing her to tour?? She can’t sing, she can’t dance and she is not in shape. Hope her diehard fans realize that this pork is over done. Next. Move on.

  38. Britney Spears Engaged
    Jovetta
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    I love that sexy ass. She still hot.

  39. Britney Spears Engaged
    jime
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    Godney to y’all haters!

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