Britney Spears Got Engaged. Maybe.

Posted by Photo Boy

To a casual observer, these photos may not look like much, but I notice three things immediately. 1. Shoes from the “Summertime Stripper” collection. 2. Booty shorts at a child’s sporting event. 3. Possible engagement ring. From this point, I just black out and the training takes over causing me to leap to the conclusion that Britney Spears got engaged to Jason Trawick. Having done none of the necessary journalistic legwork to prove whether or not it is in fact an engagment ring on her finger, I submit to you the question: Doesn’t she look pregnant too?

Photo: Splash News

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