It’s Britney Spears In A Bikini
Like Superman’s dad trying to warn everyone Krypton’s about to explode, I refuse to shut up about Britney Spears being one Frappucino away from a shitstorm of crazy, so here’s a new bikini photo she just posted to Instagram because an overly sexual Britney is almost always an Umbrella Britney. Even more alarming, she’s clearly taking Photoshop lessons from the Kardashians, and those people are awesome at hiding murder weapons. Possibly even the best.
And if that’s not enough, ladies and gentlemen, the bra is gone. I repeat, the bra is gone. BOOBS DOWN.