Britney Spears: Annette Funicello Dying Is ‘Great!’

TMZ tracked down Britney Spears yesterday to get her reaction to the death of fellow Mouseketeer Annette Funicello, and just in case anyone thinks I over-exaggerate Britney’s mental illness to the point where we should really be asking serious questions about her father letting dudes just show up and bang her, here’s Britney’s exact response: “I think that’s great!” I know teaching her fancy words is liable to make her stampede, but considering she’s around children, it might not be a bad idea to at least explain death to her before this happens:

“Britney, we found Jaden drowned in the pool. You weren’t using him for a raft again, were you?”
“Ferteen times! Let’s have cake.”