Brigitte Nielsen’s Still Got it? And Other News

June 30th, 2011 // 61 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Gwyneth Paltrow believes waterboarding relieves stress. [Huffington Post]

- But nobody really cares what crap falls out of her mouth when she’s wearing this. [TooFab]

- RuPaul to Countess LuAnn de Lesseps: “Seriously, you aren’t even gonna try to hide that dong?” [Dlisted]

- Justin Timberlake is buying MySpace. No, really. [Lainey Gossip]

- Harrison Ford used the words “fucking idiot” near the words “Shia LaBeouf.” [FilmDrunk]

- Wanna see Miley Cyrus‘ nipple on Twitter? [Hollywood Tuna]

- No? How bout Kirsten Dunst‘s vagina? [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Working can suck sometimes. [theCHIVE]

- But being Julia Roberts‘ sister sucks all the time. [Celebslam]

- Jada Pinkett-Smith put her rockstar dreams on hold for her family. Wait, what? [Bossip]

- Kate Upton ‘trying everything’ in a bikini. [Popoholic]

- Lonely Island will kill you. [Heavy]

- Ashton Kutcher really hates prostitutes. [BuzzFeed]

- 4th of July Survival Guide which is useful especially if you’re shooting bottle rockets up someone’s ass. [Maxim]

- 25 Skimpiest Fan Outfits in Sports that you’ll act like you didn’t notice until your wife points them out in disgust and you shake your head and say “What a whore.” (Theoretically speaking, of course.) [Bleacher Report]

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  1. IvanDrago

    I must break you…

  2. NTT

    Got what? Is it contagious?

  3. villenuv27

    If ‘it’ is a penis, then yes, she’s still got it.

  4. HIV Detector

    What she has is HIV.

  5. Randolph Duke

    still has a heartbeat, barely…

  6. MrChips

    an AARP card?

  7. Jessesgirl

    Wow s/he’s SCARY.

  8. Wallace Waldo

    She had some big NFL players violating her inner sanctum . I am surprised her cooch doesn’t need extra support

  9. scott

    admit it her legs do look really good, even better than some 20 and 30 somethings.

  10. Annie

    She does have great legs – aside from that though she looks like Christopher Walken in drag.

  11. squanto

    Pink’s Mom

  12. Exophrine

    Stallone should put her in EXPENDABLES 2….for old time’s sake. Her character can get between Schwarzenegger and him, if Arnold get out of his divorce in time.

  13. layhertease

    She looks like the Joker’s less attractive albino cousin. (You’ll note I didn’t say his less attractive albino FEMALE cousin. There’s a reason for that.)

  14. squanto

    Pink’s ugly mom

  15. She reminds me of that Tabitha chick from Tabitha’s Salon Takeoever. God, what a wretched looking wo(?)man

  16. kerri

    omigosh i just looked at the kirstin dunst picture. what is that? it looks like her lace thong is slightly covering her ummm balls? seriously – i am freaked out. if you’d like your long weekend ruined, please look.
    : )

  17. Uncle Phil

    I didn’t even know David Bowie had a new video coming out.

  18. misha

    Nice legs, but she’s not even 50 years old and she has the face of a 65 year old woman. Yikes! Try some sunscreen next time Brigitte!

  19. Deacon Jones

    Man, she was so hot in Rocky IV though…

  20. I bet her poon is so dry you will have to cram a stick of butter up in there before attempting any penetration.

  21. Crabby Old Guy

    That’s a huge bitch!

  22. fap

    Eh she looks alright, she’s old ffs. I think the haircut’s way too harsh for the face though, time to soften that thing up chicky.

  23. Clarence Beeks

    In my opinion, she never “had it”. I never found her to be attractive.

  24. taz

    Got what, raging case of herpes!!! and the fuglies!!

  25. fap

    …just found out how old she is…49, wtf? Okay she didn’t age too well, I thought she was like 70 something and so I cut her a little slack >.

  26. cc

    If by ‘it’ you mean the ability to scare the shit out of children, yes.

  27. Brigitte Nielsen
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Grandma’s got a smokin’ bod. Eww, I need a shower now…

  28. cc

    I am glad she is still getting work, although driving the ice cream truck in ‘Legion’ isn’t much to brag about.

  29. My Left Nut

    Looks like Ice Cube got too much hair color goin’ on.

  30. Brigitte Nielsen
    Commented on this photo:

    When asked to comment on the effect of steroids on penis size, Brigitte remarked “Arnold’s was only this big! It was so cute! Verne’s was much bigger.”

  31. Cock Dr

    No ass shots of grandma? That might be her best side.

  32. Erica

    Thing is she’d actually be a really attractive (older) woman if she had long hair. Just picture it.

  33. anonym

    fucking christ, that face is disgusting.

    she’s only 47. looks 80.

    but put a bag over the head, and i’d hit it raw. That body looks tight

  34. Luke

    I thought after The Expendables his career would pick up, now Lundren even has to stoop to dressing in drag, sad.

  35. Mel

    Flavor Flav has been up in that so… PASS

  36. Brigitte Nielsen
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, if I look like that at her age I’ll die happy.

  37. Grant Schaeffer

    She’s got flav o flav jizz ?
    She need a penicillin cocktail , then a good scrubbing with comet and kerosene , douche with kerosene ,mand then a nice hot bath

  38. Thandrale

    I believe she had cancer of the uterus and and was an alcoholic so that takes a toll. She needs to try different makeup. Give herself some eyebrows and lips. That pale look just doesn’t work for her anymore.

  39. Helena Handbasket

    She represents the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild.

  40. marie

    well, she’s a dane and I’m part….and much younger… I’ll forgive her. but NICE LEGS BTW.

  41. Brigitte Nielsen
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, Ed Grimley has really let himself go.

  42. the captain

    dressed like a duch teenager.

  43. mfbinc


  44. Pippy Longcockings

    I don’t know whether to get wood or throw up.

  45. Jovy

    Grace Jones has an albino twin?

  46. Brigitte Nielsen
    Commented on this photo:

    no close ups..please ((

  47. Brigitte Nielsen
    Commented on this photo:

    She is only 47 and looks twenty years older. This is not normal aging, even by non-Hollywood standards. Looks like she has had botox on her forehead because there are no lines there, but the rest of her looks like the crypt keeper. Probably from too much sun.

    But she should get some credit for smiling, and her legs look good.

  48. Brigitte Nielsen
    Commented on this photo:

    The thing is that she has never had it. How can she still have it now?

  49. Brigitte Nielsen
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a photoshop mix of Madonna and Cameron Diaz

  50. Anna

    She really looks great! Celeb Rehab must have worked for her.

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