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- Gwyneth Paltrow believes waterboarding relieves stress. [Huffington Post]
- But nobody really cares what crap falls out of her mouth when she’s wearing this. [TooFab]
- RuPaul to Countess LuAnn de Lesseps: “Seriously, you aren’t even gonna try to hide that dong?” [Dlisted]
- Justin Timberlake is buying MySpace. No, really. [Lainey Gossip]
- Harrison Ford used the words “fucking idiot” near the words “Shia LaBeouf.” [FilmDrunk]
- Wanna see Miley Cyrus‘ nipple on Twitter? [Hollywood Tuna]
- No? How bout Kirsten Dunst‘s vagina? [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- Working can suck sometimes. [theCHIVE]
- But being Julia Roberts‘ sister sucks all the time. [Celebslam]
- Jada Pinkett-Smith put her rockstar dreams on hold for her family. Wait, what? [Bossip]
- Kate Upton ‘trying everything’ in a bikini. [Popoholic]
- Lonely Island will kill you. [Heavy]
- Ashton Kutcher really hates prostitutes. [BuzzFeed]
- 4th of July Survival Guide which is useful especially if you’re shooting bottle rockets up someone’s ass. [Maxim]
- 25 Skimpiest Fan Outfits in Sports that you’ll act like you didn’t notice until your wife points them out in disgust and you shake your head and say “What a whore.” (Theoretically speaking, of course.) [Bleacher Report]
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I must break you…
Got what? Is it contagious?
If ‘it’ is a penis, then yes, she’s still got it.
What she has is HIV.
still has a heartbeat, barely…
an AARP card?
Wow s/he’s SCARY.
She had some big NFL players violating her inner sanctum . I am surprised her cooch doesn’t need extra support
admit it her legs do look really good, even better than some 20 and 30 somethings.
She does have great legs – aside from that though she looks like Christopher Walken in drag.
Pink’s Mom
you win.
Stallone should put her in EXPENDABLES 2….for old time’s sake. Her character can get between Schwarzenegger and him, if Arnold get out of his divorce in time.
She looks like the Joker’s less attractive albino cousin. (You’ll note I didn’t say his less attractive albino FEMALE cousin. There’s a reason for that.)
Pink’s ugly mom
^ Solid!
She reminds me of that Tabitha chick from Tabitha’s Salon Takeoever. God, what a wretched looking wo(?)man
omigosh i just looked at the kirstin dunst picture. what is that? it looks like her lace thong is slightly covering her ummm balls? seriously – i am freaked out. if you’d like your long weekend ruined, please look.
: )
I didn’t even know David Bowie had a new video coming out.
Nice legs, but she’s not even 50 years old and she has the face of a 65 year old woman. Yikes! Try some sunscreen next time Brigitte!
Man, she was so hot in Rocky IV though…
I bet her poon is so dry you will have to cram a stick of butter up in there before attempting any penetration.
Or chicken grease from Flavor Flav’s restaurant or what used to be.
That’s a huge bitch!
Eh she looks alright, she’s old ffs. I think the haircut’s way too harsh for the face though, time to soften that thing up chicky.
In my opinion, she never “had it”. I never found her to be attractive.
Got what, raging case of herpes!!! and the fuglies!!
…just found out how old she is…49, wtf? Okay she didn’t age too well, I thought she was like 70 something and so I cut her a little slack >.
If by ‘it’ you mean the ability to scare the shit out of children, yes.
Grandma’s got a smokin’ bod. Eww, I need a shower now…
I am glad she is still getting work, although driving the ice cream truck in ‘Legion’ isn’t much to brag about.
Looks like Ice Cube got too much hair color goin’ on.
When asked to comment on the effect of steroids on penis size, Brigitte remarked “Arnold’s was only this big! It was so cute! Verne’s was much bigger.”
No ass shots of grandma? That might be her best side.
Thing is she’d actually be a really attractive (older) woman if she had long hair. Just picture it.
fucking christ, that face is disgusting.
she’s only 47. looks 80.
but put a bag over the head, and i’d hit it raw. That body looks tight
I thought after The Expendables his career would pick up, now Lundren even has to stoop to dressing in drag, sad.
Flavor Flav has been up in that so… PASS
Man, if I look like that at her age I’ll die happy.
She’s got flav o flav jizz ?
She need a penicillin cocktail , then a good scrubbing with comet and kerosene , douche with kerosene ,mand then a nice hot bath
I believe she had cancer of the uterus and and was an alcoholic so that takes a toll. She needs to try different makeup. Give herself some eyebrows and lips. That pale look just doesn’t work for her anymore.
She represents the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild.
well, she’s a dane and I’m part….and much younger…..so I’ll forgive her. but NICE LEGS BTW.
Wow, Ed Grimley has really let himself go.
dressed like a duch teenager.
………..DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION?
BUTTER FACE!!!
I don’t know whether to get wood or throw up.
Grace Jones has an albino twin?
no close ups..please ((
She is only 47 and looks twenty years older. This is not normal aging, even by non-Hollywood standards. Looks like she has had botox on her forehead because there are no lines there, but the rest of her looks like the crypt keeper. Probably from too much sun.
But she should get some credit for smiling, and her legs look good.
The thing is that she has never had it. How can she still have it now?
She totally had it. Red Sonja!? She was pretty gorgeous in the 80s.
Looks like a photoshop mix of Madonna and Cameron Diaz
She really looks great! Celeb Rehab must have worked for her.