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That mermaid has huge jugs.
This does not inspire confidence in whatever health care facility she works at.
maybe because it’s a “navy” costume not a nurse’s costume
Second !
Her chest really doesn’t need any more stuff loaded onto it.
The old standby…..a lady Satan. I’ve done this one so many times it’s boring, unless accompanied by a large black pissed off looking dog and/or fire eating.
I like costumes that involve a weapon.
Whips are nice too.
What genius did the market analysis on this one?
“Hey dudes, you know what I just thought of? What if we made slutty French maid and nurse costumes for Halloween? I bet nobody’s selling anything like that! And ours will be branded by a cookie-cutter blonde with big bolt-on tits! It’s genius, broheims!”
i think yesterday saw proof enough you can still sell the maid look :-)
So scary.
The cat will eat this costume right out of the package.
Alright, get to dusting, and be careful with all the knick knacks. Schnell!
ah yesss, it’s french maid week for another ten days :)
Terrifying. Really shows the spirit of the spooky season.
JACKPOT
Weird baby fetish thing. I would hand over the candy very reluctantly to someone in such a stupid costume.
Boring, but it’s probably comfortable.
I’ll take the feather. I can use it for non Halloween purposes.
Shakira?
Not really practical for milking cows or tending the goats.
Hey! That’s what I wore to work today!
Yes.
Oh my!
That’s one of the biggest peni…..oh, wait.
Either that or she should see her doctor about her intestines hanging out of her ass hole.
That should do it. Revoke Nicky Manaj’ ghetto privileges already.
I didn’t realize there was a market for cheap-seafood-house-wall-decor costumes, but she really makes it look fantastic.
Frist..no..wait…first..no wait third…
First……
Boo..yeah
this one is kinda cute.. she was my favorite out of the three.
Damn. She makes all of those costume look great.
Fuck… She is by far the prettiest of the 3 Girls Next Door.
remember when hef had three good looking chicks? now they’re
fuckin trolls
i kinda love this costume…
Cool, I hear each costume includes a trial copy of Photoshop so you can make your fat and wrinkles disappear… just like Bridgette.
peacocks are males. peahens are the non-flashy females.
gypsy that owns shoes? let alone…platforms?!
Out of all the depressing Jersey Shore quotes, they missed my two favourites.. Someone calling the church in Florence the vatican, and when Sammy didn’t know that the “strawberries” were raspberries.
it’s hard to say but americans can’t clean…………..
(who cares?)
not pretty faced… whore body… i mean with all the money invested in plastic for her boobs she could get a nose job too
Halloween is just an excuse for girls to get drunk and slutty. As if they need 1.
DAS RACIST
Bridget is so cute!
My favorite costume…so cute!
Thanks,so cute
She seems like a nice person and all… but it’s kind of irritating to think that all you have to do to be famous in this country is be an orange, blonde bimbo that sleeps with 90 year olds. Sad.