Brett Ratner Banged Olivia Munn
In Olivia Munn‘s book “Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek,” she admits to sleeping with a “bigwig” director when she first moved to Hollywood and basically described the encounter as grossly as possible, so naturally Brett Ratner has come forward to admit it’s him. Via The Huffington Post:
The far-too-intimate details of a short relationship with a bigwig Hollywood director are amongst many tales she recalled from her early days in Hollywood. Details such as seeing, “a grown man in an oversized shirt holding his undersized manhood in hands glistening with shrimp fat.”
On Thursday, Ratner came clean, saying that he was that bigwig director, but denied ever having such glistening hands.
“I used to date Olivia Munn, I’ll be honest with everyone here. But when she was ‘Lisa.’ She wasn’t Asian back then,” he said. “She was hanging out on my set of ‘After the Sunset,’ I banged her a few times, but I forgot her. Because she changed her name. I didn’t know it was the same person and so when she auditioned for me for a TV show, I forgot her, she got pissed off, and so she made up all these stories about me eating shrimp and masturbating in my trailer. And she talked about my shortcomings.”
You know, I might talk a lot of shit about America, but at the end of the day, it’s still a country where young, fresh-faced starlets are getting off a bus with a head full of dreams, and Brett Ratner is masturbating with shrimp oil onto said dreams because he’s rich and made a few moderately successful movies despite possessing minimal to no-talent. It’s a story of hope unlike that other guy who grew up poor and black then became president through hard work and discipline. Whoopity-doo.
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