Brett Favre Wanted Jenn Sterger to Have ‘Special Crocs Time,’ Too

As Rex Ryan’s love of his wife’s feet becomes a part of our rich national tapestry, the Brett Favre penis fiasco has increased in size. This time with accusations that that the former Jet asked Jenn Sterger to make a video of herself masturbating. TMZ reports:

We’re told Jenn Sterger received the sextual request back in late 2008 — months after Favre allegedly sexted over the pics of little Brett.
It’s unclear if Sterger has turned over the video request text message to the NFL — which is currently investigating Favre to see if he violated the league’s personal conduct policy.

Setting aside the fact Brett Favre is a married man – Which is my polite way of saying his wife lives in a fantasy world of her own delusion. – he did make a video and dressed all fancy for it, so let’s not pretend Jenn Sterger couldn’t at least return the favor. Are we not civilized? Have we not progressed beyond the caveman? “If ye wacketh thy stone, then shall not the other spelunk thy cave in turn?” the great philosopher Plato probably said.

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