Bret Michaels Banged Miley Cyrus’ Mom

The Superficial / November 2, 2010

Presumably as payment for recording a duet with Miley on “Nothing to Lose,” Bret Michaels reportedly had an affair with Tish Cyrus which prompted Billy Ray to file for divorce once he eventually found out. (Why do I feel like I just described an episode of Dukes of Hazzard?) Us Weekly reports:

Michaels, 47, “became close to the entire family” this past February when he and Miley released the racy duet “Nothing to Lose,” an insider tells Us Weekly.
He and Tish, 43, soon began carrying on an on-the-sly romance, sources tell Us Weekly.
Tish was seen at Michaels’ Feb. 28 show at the Key Club in L.A., and he had once asked her production company’s help to adapt his book, Roses & Thorns, into a movie.
…. “It was a professional relationship that turned into something more.”

I’m going to assume this happened before Bret Michaels had 85 brain hemorrhages and a heart surgery, otherwise this guy has more game than we realized. One time I sniffled and a woman threw a drink in my face, but I digress. How random and confusing must this be for the poor Cyrus kids? If I were them, I’d already be wondering which county fair I was conceived at, and if my dad’s really Billy Ray Cyrus or Vince Neil.

Though how awesome would it be if it turned out to be David Coverdale? Fuckin’ tits, right?

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