Bret Lockett: ‘Okay, I Just Had Phone Sex With Kim Kardashian’

June 13th, 2011 // 52 Comments

Last week, New England Patriot Bret Lockett claimed he has photos that prove he had a “physical relationship” with Kim Kardashian while she was dating her now-fiance Kris Humphries. However, over the weekend, he changed his story to they just had phone sex for five months. E! News reports:

“I’ve said before that it was a physical relationship,” Lockett, a pariah safety for the New England Patriots, said. “But when I mean ‘physical’ I say that meaning there was a physical aspect in the relationship, meaning that, I don’t really want to get into the details…”
… Showbiz Tonight host A.J. Hammer then confronted the football player with the cease-and-desist (aka, “shut the hell up”) letter from Kim’s attorney, which demands retractions and apologies for pretty much everything Lockett has claimed.
Among the points of contention: that there was a “secret five-month affair,” that Kim engaged in “sexting” or phone sex with Lockett, that Kim sent racy pictures of herself to him, etc.
“I do not plan on apologizing or retracting anything,” Lockett said, shaking his head slightly. “What I’ve said is the complete honest truth. You can’t fault somebody for telling the truth. That’s just plain and simple.”
“At the end of the day,” he continued, “I don’t understand how you can take somebody to court and sue somebody for telling the truth, because once we all go to court, we are all under oath.”

As of this morning, Kim’s lawyers are still claiming they’re going to file a lawsuit, yet still haven’t which means this conversation is probably happening:

LAWYER: We’ll give you one million dollars for the naked photos of Kim back.
BRET: Make it two, and I’ll toss in the ones of Khloe.
LAWYER: I don’t know how to put this, but uh, Kim actually sent you those to kill you.
BRET: Makes sense.
LAWYER: You’re not getting it. Don’t show me the Khloe ones. I have kids.
BRET: Then make it three million.
LAWYER: *whips out checkbook* You spell Lockett with two T’s?

Photo: Fame, Splash News

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  1. Kelley

    Is there really anyone out there (helllooooo?) who actually thinks this “marriage” will take place ? I mean … really …

    • Cock Dr

      I do.
      It’s a cash/swag/ratings grab.
      “Marriage” will last less than 2 years.

    • Kelley

      I suppose, although I don’t think it will go anywhere as long as two years, and yeah, that’s exactly what it is … a cash/swag/ratings grab. I wonder if he knows her ass and tits are fake … and her cheekbones and lips, and …

  2. Deacon Jones

    Man, this girl is literally a straight-up whore.

    Like, out of control whore.

    Kim, who touched you when you were little? (makes concerned face)

  3. That Bastard Tony

    The thing that boggles my mind is that there are guys that work in Hollywood (meaning they are surrounded by gold-digging, unfaithful women) that would be dumb enough to actually marry Kim. Not really smart.

    PS. That was a generalization ladies so don’t start complaining.

    • Frank Burns

      Its likely another marriage arranged for their ‘reality’ show, and probably Lockett is getting paid to make his claims to stir up publicity for the show too.

  4. Abby Normal

    Wouldn’t the dog be more comfortable perched on the rumble seat?

  5. The Lord Almighty

    That dude looks like the gay werewolf from the Twilight movies.

  6. Wonder if he peed on her via Skype

  7. No interest whatsoever beyond a 2 hour tryst. Then kick her to the curb for the next guy. She is the epitome of “for every woman there is a guy tired of dealing with her shit.” But with her…it only takes a month.

  8. Really

    Don’t know about a marriage, but I’ll bet there’s going to be a wedding — all of the details filmed and paid for by the people at E!, of course.

    • BB

      BINGO! Either there will be no wedding but the buzz is enough for what they’re going for or they’ll have a wedding and milk the divorce in a year.

      • YES

        Seriously, is there anything that this family won’t pimp themselves out for? EVERYTHING is always on film for them. I wish they’d all go away.

  9. NTT

    Khloe looked better with the long hair.

  10. Crabby Old Guy

    You know, the Patriots often talk about they want “smart players”. Guess this guy qualifies: he knew enough not to stick any part of himself into that walking cesspool. Just hope he was clever enough to use a throw-away phone so there’s no chance of any of her creeping out of the speaker later on.

  11. reyna

    I can´t imagine these two having sex… missionary: Impossible!!!

  12. Dflytiger

    Hey lord almighty, I totally agree. He is the love child of kellanlutz & Taylor lautner. Somebody try to tell me I am wrong?

  13. Gary B

    I will be amazed if this wedding happens, I will be shocked if the marriage lasts more than 2 years.

  14. Kelley

    Are you sick ??

  15. conspiracy theorist

    Am I the only people who thinks it possible Reggie Bush is trying to stir stuff up?

    • rican

      No, you’re just a moron.

    • watson

      is your best conspiracy theory? What about JFK? What about the current Middle East uprisings? No? only that reggie bush is trying to start shit with kim kardashian? That is the funniest thing i have read all week. Seriously.

  16. What could Kim possibly sue him for? Privacy violation? Damaging her reputation? Doesn’t living your entire life in front of cameras and making your living taking off your clothes and having sex on camera pretty much limit anyone’s ability to damage your reputation?

  17. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries
    Captain Obvious
    Commented on this photo:

    New pet, or another offering to Khloe?

  18. Richard McBeef

    their relationship came to a crashing end after Lockett pissed all over his phone.

  19. I know

    He looks like a serial killer

  20. Rancid

    This Humphries douche must spend all day with his fingers in his ears yelling “Na na na na I can’t hear you na na na she’s not a whore na na na na!!”

  21. “Well what’s the word for it Lana? You got mad at me when I called it “Quadroon.”"

  22. Robert Acquafresca

    I bet Humphries sits around and wonders who had sex with OJ first, Kim or her mom.

  23. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries
    Court
    Commented on this photo:

    I believe Bret had phone sex with Kim. Kris Hump better understand he do not have an angel.

  24. Go on Kim, you sell those magazines girl.

    Barf.

  25. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries
    268
    Commented on this photo:

    Kris is probably like: As long as I’m hitting that, it’s all good….

  26. Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries
    hbw
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought the Patriots got videos of everything?

  27. Jovy

    Get back to me when you have a legitimate reason as to why these two are relevant.

  28. jaime

    Is that taylor lautner’s brother?

  29. bella

    FUCK ALL U BITCHES U TELLING ME THAT ALL U ARE PERFECT U PPL DON’T KNOW WHAT SEXY IS I BET ALL U BITCHES ARE FAT AND NASTY THATS WHY U BLABLABLA ON A HOT MAMA KIM U ARE SEXY AND FUCK EVERY ONE BABE GIRL

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