Brenda Song Was Never Pregnant

September 14th, 2011 // 56 Comments

So depending on how you read this, either Brenda Song faked being pregnant for publicity, or she sobered up and realized Trace Cyrus Jr. was floating in her uterus and took corrective action. Via RadarOnline:

“She’s actually not pregnant,” Mai Song said about her 23-year-old daughter, despite the reports that The Suite Life of Zack & Cody actress was having a baby.
“It’s very upsetting to our family because of what I’m going through and it’s not how we raised her,” her mother said, revealing that she has been undergoing cancer treatment.

It’s not how you raised her, yet you signed her over to Disney because that always turns out awesome for young girls. I’m surprised she’s not the president already.

Photo: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Brenda Song Not Pregnant Trace Cyrus
    Mandi
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s happening to her thigh here? Is it weird lighting?

  2. She had a vacuum job, no question

    • chainsawbuzzkill

      Probably a miscarriage. That’s why you don’t tell anyone until at least 4 months. Unless you’re in Hollywood.

    • Rachel

      I wouldn’t think abortion otherwise she wouldn’t have admitted it that would just be pointless. It was either a scare or a miscarriage.

  3. Coyote

    Just being in the same room as Trace Cyrus Jr. makes her dead to me. And I used to be madly in lust with her

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    maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    whoa that is one THICK thigh

  5. JC

    “It’s not how we raised her” = “We didn’t specifically say anything to the Disney-provided nannies and tutors we abandoned her to, but we sort of assumed they might address premarital sex.”

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    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok… this is not a happy situation.. at least I’m not gathering that it is..

  7. Chaz's tampon string

    Doesn’t look hot either !

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    HellisforSissies
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t know about this one Fish….sounds more like a mother trying to convince herself of something,especially since Brenda’s own website is saying that she pregnant,.Really would you want to believe that your kid was having a Cyrus spawn?

  9. Concerned Adult

    Looks like a Thai tranny!

  10. What makes this girl different from the 100,000,000,000,000 other Asian chicks who walk around staring at a cellphone?

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    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she hid the baby in her leg.

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    CptCreep
    Commented on this photo:

    Ha, Cyrus babies grow in thighs not wombs!

  13. Satan

    Asian chicks are hot.

  14. Venom

    Translation: I got an abortion because getting knocked up by a tattooed Z list freak will kill off my already mediocre career.

    First Flo Rida and then that Cyrus creature; this chick would be white trash if she was not Asian. The absolute worst taste in men ever.

  15. Michael Eisner

    It rhymes with sma-smor-shun. Trace Cyrus might be the biggest looking goof alive. No way in hell anyone would want that demon baby.

  16. JC

    She didn’t get an abortion because she was afraid of having a demon baby–she just didn’t want to have to watch Grandpa give the baby “the bad touch.”

  17. Reece

    Tiger Mom bitch slap + a little “modern science” = I was never pregnant!

  18. Once again, one of my favorite asian chicks. I would love to impregnate her.

  19. Disco Dave

    When are chicks going to learn about condoms or at least either taking it in the ass or swallowing?

    It’s not like there aren’t alternatives.

  20. The Listener

    Never pregnant. I don’t know if I buy that. Why wouldn’t she have IMMEDIATELY addressed the rumor when it came out weeks ago and denied it then?

  21. g-moonie

    “Not how we raised her…”
    WTF? Doesn’t her mother realize that her asian descent predisposes her to a life of happy endings and cum-receptacleness?!?

  22. Crabby Old Guy

    See, that’s the issue with banging Asian babes. You knock ‘em up…and an hour later, you gotta knock ‘en up again.

  23. ““It’s very upsetting to our family because of what I’m going through and it’s not how we raised her,” her mother said, revealing that she has been undergoing cancer treatment.”

    Just as I suspected. Your daughter having sex with Trace Cyrus will give you cancer.

  24. Mike

    Wow, I’ve lost some respect for her if what her mother says is true. You think that annoying bitch she plays on “The Suite Life” was just a character. Another example of life imitates art.

    She still has nice 8008s, though (watch “Family Guy” to see what I mean).

    • rank

      Yeah, you really have to watch Family Guy to get that joke. Certainly kids in the 70s weren’t coming up with that on their own on their calculators. No, sir.

      Hey, I like Family Guy, too, but seriously, kids—do you think they invented humor or something?

  25. Who are we kidding? Miley punched this homewrecker in the stomach. “Ain’t nobody gonna come betwixt me ‘n’ Trace havin’ a roost full o’ twelve-fingered, banjo playin’ prodigies!”

  26. Brenda Song Not Pregnant Trace Cyrus
    duh!
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn right Brenda Song is not pregnant, she’s just fat!

  27. Vaval

    Wait who has cancer, her or her mather?

  28. CranAppleSnapple

    Well yeah, she’s still alive. If that freak had actually knocked her up she’d have offed herself by now.

  29. Zack

    This is a terrible pic but she’s so frickin hot! I would love to taste all her parts.

  30. Ny

    I dont like the way they sayed “though you signed her over to Disney and you know how that turns out”. She was signed over to Disney long before it turned to mahem. And so what if she IS pregnant, she is a grown woman and can make her own choices. In addition, you dont know how exactly her family has raised her. Girls have been on Disney and maintained a normal life. Selena Gomez for example. So before you go and critisize her family for “having raised her badly”, you must know the whole story. And like I said before, she’s a grown woman, she can make her own choices.

  31. Brendasux

    Why would she fake!!! I used to look up to her!! I mean I’d be alright with her having a kid but faking???!!!

  32. Scrappy

    You guys are such idiots. She was never pregnant nor she had an abortion. Niether Brenda or Trace confirmed the pregnancy. Who are you to judge Brenda and Trace? You guys don’t know them personally. And just because she dating someone that isn’t good looking does not makes them a rotten person. She could date the hansome guy in the world and beat her sensless. Have you anyone thought about that? And has it ever occured to anyone that the reason she hasn’t said anything in public yet is because she’s a private person and doesn’t like talking to the media? Brenda is still gorgeous whether she pregnant or not and she has every right to date whoever she want. You guys are not her parents. Brenda is a grown ass woman. So grow up and get a life!!!!

  33. Chelsy

    The person who ever wrote this article, its kinda of mean talking about how they signed her over to Disney, seriously, she’s famous and beautiful, while your just some person, who sits behind a computer all day blogging about celebrities, why don’t you start a blog about your life, bitch about yourself, make up rumours about yourself, and maybe get a life before you gossip about others. Why would she fake being pregnant in the first place, beside in the picture where she has a “bumb” I saw that and she looks completely normal, and it it was from the side view it could have been the outfit she was wearing so please. Get a life, she’s old enough to have a child anyway. AND BTW HATERS. Stop judging him by his looks. He could be nice and sweet in real life. You don’t know so shut up.

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    Lose Weight
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  35. cortney burleigh

    hi this is cortney are you haveing baby

  36. cortney burleigh

    how old are you

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    LondonParisTiptonHilton
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, let me just make something clear;

    1. Yes, she has big thighs but…
    2. They are not fat because…
    3. What you see in photo number 4 is a flexed thigh…
    4. Which means that what you see is not a big, fat thigh…
    5. It’s a big muscular thigh.
    6. She works out a lot and she has rock hard thighs.
    7. The leg widens out a lot above the knee because…
    8. You can’t build knee muscles but…
    9. You can build thigh muscles and the more thigh muscles you have…
    10. The bigger the difference is between the knee and the thigh and since…
    11. Brenda builds thigh muscles easy and works out a lot…
    12. Her thigh will get this big if she flexes it which she does here.

    I hope you understood.

  38. Famous Beauty

    Whatever is the problem with haters!!!Brenda has the right to date any one she likes and there is a reason why she likes trace….. Haven’t you ever thought that she is a mature adult and has the right to make decisions!!!!
    So please if you don’t understand the reality of situations than rather keep your opinions to yourself!!!!! Brenda is beautiful and talented and knows better than you freaks!!!! There can be a whole other story in her life which she hasn’t told so just shut up and think before you open your mouths!!!!

  39. Brenda Song Not Pregnant Trace Cyrus
    Famous Beauty
    Commented on this photo:

    She is soooo hot in that outfit!!!!! She is really a goddess!

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