Programming Note: So since we launched our new comment threads until right about now, our galleries decided to wonk out a tad, slightly delaying this post and The Crap We Missed which we’re now posting for your perusal because pageviews put diamonds in Daddy’s cereal. So here’s a few hours late/almost completely pointless gallery of January Jones holding her kid that I’m putting up to see if our site’s playing nice and also because someone said I specifically go out of my way not to post pictures of her holding her baby. So this is to prove how objective I truly am and also alert everyone she’s only with the kid because she’s shit-faced and needs a designated driver so she doesn’t have to randomly call Bobby Flay and explain why she crashed into three parked cars before fleeing the scene again. Did somebody say something?
Photos: Splash News
Maybe she’s smiling because it’s payday? In other news, is that a nanny and/or a lesbian ninja standing next to her?
She’s stealing that baby
She has that Vigo look, like she’s going to possess its body.
did she wet herself?
Hey of course she is seen holding the rugrat. She’s got a show to promote for Pete’s sake.
Oooohh we get upvotes? What about karma, do we get karma too?
“So that’s what you look like.”
Walkel me when she outs the sperm donor.
That’s not joy. That’s gas.
The kid looks like Jason Sudeikis
I’m glad she likes the kid even after it whizzed on her leg
The kid’s like, “who the fuck is this?”
She carries it with a Britney Spears level of compassion.