BREAKING: January Jones Holds Child In Public, Exhibits Joy At Its Presence

March 19th, 2012 // 13 Comments
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Programming Note: So since we launched our new comment threads until right about now, our galleries decided to wonk out a tad, slightly delaying this post and The Crap We Missed which we’re now posting for your perusal because pageviews put diamonds in Daddy’s cereal. So here’s a few hours late/almost completely pointless gallery of January Jones holding her kid that I’m putting up to see if our site’s playing nice and also because someone said I specifically go out of my way not to post pictures of her holding her baby. So this is to prove how objective I truly am and also alert everyone she’s only with the kid because she’s shit-faced and needs a designated driver so she doesn’t have to randomly call Bobby Flay and explain why she crashed into three parked cars before fleeing the scene again. Did somebody say something?

Photos: Splash News


  1. Maybe she’s smiling because it’s payday? In other news, is that a nanny and/or a lesbian ninja standing next to her?

  2. Someone stop her

    She’s stealing that baby

  3. She has that Vigo look, like she’s going to possess its body.

  4. January Jones Son Xander JFK
    Commented on this photo:

    did she wet herself?

  5. Dr.J.Fever

    Hey of course she is seen holding the rugrat. She’s got a show to promote for Pete’s sake.

  6. maeby

    Oooohh we get upvotes? What about karma, do we get karma too?

  7. January Jones Son Xander JFK
    Commented on this photo:

    “So that’s what you look like.”

  8. Walkel me when she outs the sperm donor.

  9. The Most Interesting

    That’s not joy. That’s gas.

  10. January Jones Son Xander JFK
    Commented on this photo:

    The kid looks like Jason Sudeikis

  11. January Jones Son Xander JFK
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m glad she likes the kid even after it whizzed on her leg

  12. Sliver

    The kid’s like, “who the fuck is this?”

  13. January Jones Son Xander JFK
    in to on vacation.
    Commented on this photo:

    She carries it with a Britney Spears level of compassion.

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