Brandi Glanville: ‘I’m Not Racist, I Bang Black Guys!’

Following the shitfest over Brandi Glanville saying Joyce Giraud can’t swim because she’s black, Brandi defended herself on her Bravo blog by saying she can’t be racist because black penises sometimes go into her vagina:

To start off, I have been in several romantic relationships over the years with African American men and still have close relationships with those ex-boyfriends even now. For over 20 years now, I have had girlfriends from pretty much every ethnical background. Sometimes (actually a lot of times) these girlfriends and I joke inappropriately with each other. These jokes are clearly not ready for TV.

In Brandi Glanville’s defense, at least she took it a step further than just saying, “I have a black friend” Although, it probably wouldn’t have hurt to have added that the first word’s out of Gerard Butler’s mouth were, “Tell me, lass, dinya have kids, or ya just been with a lot of brothas? Ol’ Gerard don’na care either way. He’s just always a wee bit curious whenever those Porta-potty fumes start waftin’ in. *takes a deep breath* Aye, that’s fresh.”

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