February 24th, 2013 // 15 Comments

Okay, I swear to God I’m done with the Lord of The Rings schtick.

Alright, folks, the Oscars are tonight, so starting at 8:30 EST, Photo Boy and I will be live-tweeting the show because we don’t want to see you die of goddamn boredom around the 90 minute mark which is probably inevitable. Also, keep in mind, I’ve seen literally one of the movies nominated for Best Picture (Which was Argo. Last night.) so you’re in for a world of insight and serious cinematic discussion on top of most likely being abandoned when we go, “Eh, fuck it, let’s just get a jump on tomorrow so we can take naps.” Professionalism, we doff our balls in it. On that note, click here to follow The Superficial on Twitter, click here to follow Photo Boy or skip all that entirely and click here to look at Brandi Glanville‘s ridiculous cleavage that had no business being there. — I’m joking. Seth MacFarlane probably banged her when she was pregnant. She earned this.

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    Buddy The Elf
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    She looks like a white LaToya Jackson.

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    Cock Dr
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    Someone must need a job.

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    Cock Dr
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    She looks so botoxed that she can hardly move her face.
    Guess she’s relying on everyone’s eyes being elsewhere.

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    Toe Jam
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    I dont understand women (obviously) – why do they cry so much when they get their boobs smashed b/w two plates for their yearly OBGYN, but will smash them into a dress like this? How many licks does it take to get Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never know. (I think I just outted myself).

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    Why not just go topless?

  6. Why?

    For crying out loud, who the fuck keeps letting Kristen Stewart “present” awards? Seriously. She stumbled on the stage with that Harry Potter kid and was more jittery than a meth head going through withdrawal. And that bruise on her arm? Classy! Her makeup artists couldn’t cover that up? Wow.

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    OK LeAnn Rimes. Your turn to show us your tits.

  8. Brandi Glanville Oscars Cleavage
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    When getting cheek implants, boob implants may become necessary as well, otherwise you have what you have here.

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    ass in a hole
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    mmmm veiney boobs..
    0% horse meat in these puppies!

  10. Brandi Glanville Oscars Cleavage
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    She knows that dress is too small, right? Right. Got it.

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    Lindsay Lohan Nicotine Lungs
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    She is such a slut don’t get me wrong we need more sluts.

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    mavis davis
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    I love her on Fashion Police.

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    brandy, your boys will be so proud of their mother at he academy awards. what with everything hanging out but the nipples, how DISGUSTING!!!!!!

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