Renee Zellweger & Bradley Cooper Split

Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper have reportedly called it quits, according to People:

Although the pair never officially confirmed their relationship, they were frequently spotted out together and Cooper has been vocal about his feelings.
“I can’t say enough about her,” he said in September while promoting the couple’s film Case 39. “I just love her. I [loved] coming to work. I love acting with her. I can learn so much from her.”
Zellweger even skipped the Golden Globes in January at the last minute to be with Cooper when his father died. She was also close to Cooper’s mom, Gloria.

So did Bradley Cooper have that blind in one eye thing, too? Because I don’t know how to explain having sex with a middle-aged woman who constantly looks like she just sucked on a lemon. I’d spend half the relationship asking things like, “How did you manage to eat another one? We’re in the shower.”; “Dammit, is there lemon juice on my penis again?” and “Why so sour?” The other half I’d spend actually trying to get her to eat a lemon just to see if her face will pucker itself inside out. I’m a giver.

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