Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper have reportedly called it quits, according to People:
Although the pair never officially confirmed their relationship, they were frequently spotted out together and Cooper has been vocal about his feelings.
“I can’t say enough about her,” he said in September while promoting the couple’s film Case 39. “I just love her. I [loved] coming to work. I love acting with her. I can learn so much from her.”
Zellweger even skipped the Golden Globes in January at the last minute to be with Cooper when his father died. She was also close to Cooper’s mom, Gloria.
So did Bradley Cooper have that blind in one eye thing, too? Because I don’t know how to explain having sex with a middle-aged woman who constantly looks like she just sucked on a lemon. I’d spend half the relationship asking things like, “How did you manage to eat another one? We’re in the shower.”; “Dammit, is there lemon juice on my penis again?” and “Why so sour?” The other half I’d spend actually trying to get her to eat a lemon just to see if her face will pucker itself inside out. I’m a giver.
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Yummy !
bitch is ugly.. oh well!
I call BS on people saying their relationship made no sense. Why is a hook-nosed troll better than a squinty chick? Nonsense.
This woman has some rotten luck in the romance department.
She needs to step out of the increasingly polluted Hollywood celebrity dating pool & find a nice regular guy.
Cock Dr…word! (Do people still say that?) What the hell is it with this whole Hollywood crowd anyway. Do they really think that the only other people worthy of them are other Hollywood types, with the occasional athlete or singer thrown in? Do they never meet anyone that has a regular job and who ISN’T a flake.
It seems to have worked for Julia Roberts, and look at her insane Hollywood romance history.
Taking a poll – has anyone EVER rubbed one out to Rene?
I did to Bonnie Hunt while watching Jerry Maguire, Rene was in the scene…does that count?
trying to quantify that one . I’m thinking you were without other stimulation aids that night . I think I’d rewind the the scene where kelly preston is banging tom cruise hard
yes i admit i did.
Probably while watching Empire Records, back when her eyes were open but her head looked like a frisbee.
The blind in one eye theory would explain why Bradley Cooper always looks like he’s gazing into the camera while checking out the chick in makeup at the same time.
Wasn’t she puffier before?
I hope he didn’t say “I’m dumping you because of your weird ugly squishy lemon face”. I hope he didn’t say that because that would be mean.
As my good friend Leonard Washington once asked: “Who the fuck is Renee Zellwejjer?”
He lost her at “Hello”.
Yea, Renee, it’s not working out. It’s not you, it’s your squished up face and the fact my movie opened #1.
I can not hate Bridget Jones,sorry,I tried…but I came to conclusion that Cooper is a shit of guy.
I don’t know who Bradley Cooper is…and I assume that level of fame is what qualifies Renee Zelweger as dating material.
He ditched because her “O” face actually DOES look like the letter O. That level of face caving and puckering has just GOT to be creepy…
Honestly Renee, it’s not you. It’s every other woman compared to you.
She has that scary old man molester look.
Does she realize wearing a puffy jacket neither makes coke rain from the sky like snow or make her aesthetically pleasing to my eyes?
Oh, c’mon. Yes, Renee looks like she’s constantly constipated, but there’s only a five year age difference and Bradley Cooper sucks, too.